civilwarnovels Chapter 2857: The Battle of the Brick People! (1)
Chapter 2857: The Battle of the Brick People! (1)
Chapter 2857: The Battle of the Brick People! (XI)
"In fact, we don't need you to do it." The main universe Batman refused mercilessly. He flicked his wrinkled cape with his fingers and said, "One more or one less won't make a difference."
After that, he waved to Deadpool and said, "Get ready to get in the car."
After Deadpool ran over, he leaned over the roller coaster's fence and looked inside, then said, "Are you sure you adjusted the track?"
The Batman of the main universe just looked at him silently. He didn't often meet people who questioned his plans, so he didn't know how to make a guarantee. He simply stopped talking and turned to walk into the fence.
Deadpool was just asking some unnecessary questions and didn't really want to question anything. As he watched Batman walk in, he followed him in swiftly, leaving the local Batman standing there helplessly.
"Hey, you can't do this, I can help, I'm Batman! Wait for me!"
He walked towards the fence, but saw that the main universe Batman and Deadpool had both gotten on the ride. His raised hand froze in place, and he leaned over the fence and asked, "So your plan is to ride the roller coaster for a while???"
Again, few people would question the plan of the main universe Batman. He has never been good at explaining and would just remain silent at such moments, so he didn't say anything, just sat in the first row and pulled down the fixed safety device.
"Ha! I knew it! You can't think of any useful plan, so you want to take a roller coaster to calm down." Batman gave an "as expected" smile, quickly climbed over the fence, got ahead of Deadpool, and sat next to the main universe Batman.
He also pulled down his safety device, turned to look at his other self and said, "I didn't expect that your way of relieving stress is to ride a roller coaster. Would you put a roller coaster in your backyard so that you can think about plans at any time?"
"Why do you talk so much?" The main universe Batman has been trying hard to control himself from showing any impatience, but ever since this guy showed up, he felt like there were ten thousand ducks around his ears.
"What are you talking about? I'm Batman. I'm the epitome of mystery. People often say that I'm not good at explaining, which does cause a lot of misunderstandings. But I'm the embodiment of darkness, so I'm destined to be misunderstood..."
The main universe Batman pressed the remote control and the roller coaster rushed out. All the words that the local Batman had not finished saying turned into screams floating in the wind.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"
Batman's expression became distorted and he screamed madly, while the main universe Batman sitting next to him said nothing.
"Slow down...slow down!!! No!!!"
Batman from the main universe looked at the slowly rising ramp in front of him, and really had no idea what the guy next to him was yelling about.
Batman seemed to realize that he had shouted too early. He covered his mouth in embarrassment, but a word slipped out from between his fingers, "Uh, aren't you scared?"
“It’s too early to be scared now.”
As the main universe Batman finished speaking, the car had already risen to the highest point. Batman closed his eyes, but secretly opened one of his eyes a little and looked out through the gap -
Below is an abyss.
“Aa ...
Batman's screams echoed over Gotham, the roller coaster dived down, and just as it passed an upward curve, Batman pressed another button on the remote control.
The device connected to the seats opened directly, and the three of them catapulted into action, drawing a graceful parabola in the air, and with a whoosh, they fell into the center of the factory.
The calculation was perfect and the landing was unharmed. The only problem was that Batman turned into a soft noodle with tears.
The main universe Batman raised his shoulders, and Deadpool got out of his seat, stretched his arms and legs, looked at the main universe Batman and asked, "How does it feel to fly in the flesh?"
"Not bad." The Batman from the main universe also moved his arms. Although he and the chair had flipped over several times on the roof, he was not injured. The stiffness in his arm parts also healed after moving them. It was indeed convenient to have a body made of building blocks.
Then they noticed the black thing next to them. When Deadpool walked up to free Batman from the seat, his eyes had completely turned into two mosquito coils.
"vomit--!!!"
Batman held Deadpool's hand and vomited violently, walking like a cat. The main universe Batman still couldn't help but look at his disgusted expression, but fortunately the other party couldn't see it.
“You guys…you guys…Ugh!!!”
The Batman of the main universe waved his cape, walked to the edge of the roof and looked down. Countless fully armed guards were patrolling downstairs, and the lights of their flashlights were lit up one by one.
Since it was only the seats that flew over, not the entire roller coaster, there was not much noise and the guards downstairs did not notice it. Even so, it was not realistic to just go down like that.
The main universe Batman turned around and waved to Deadpool, and Deadpool supported Batman and walked over. The main universe Batman stuffed something into the local Batman's waist and kicked him down.
boom!
Batman fell headfirst to the ground. He climbed up with a grimace in his teeth, but was pierced in the eyes by the flashlight of a patrolling guard.
He instinctively used his arms to block the light, missing the best time to dodge or subdue the guard. The next second the guard shouted: "Hey, who is that?!"
Batman gasped, but saw that the guard had already pulled out his gun. He subconsciously reached for his waist, but instead of the bat dart, he felt the trigger.
"Shut up!" Batman pulled out his gun and pointed it at the guard's shield.
The next second, a huge noise echoed throughout the entire chemical plant park.
“Ku ...
Batman was stunned. He looked down and saw that the gun in his hand was a frog head. As he pressed the trigger, a bright red tongue popped out, making a shrill noise.
"What's wrong? What's that noise???"
"Intruder! There's an intruder!! Get ready!"
"Put the gun down!!"
"Hello?! This is the hazardous materials storage area of ACE Chemical Plant! Intruder spotted! Requesting support, requesting support!"
More and more flashlights were gathering here. Batman looked left and right with the frog gun in his hand. He took two steps back, turned around and ran away.
The noise of a helicopter sounded in the sky. The Batman of the main universe looked down at the guards who had been led away. He adjusted the grappling hook in his hand, waved to the back, and said, "Go!"
Two dark figures swung across the skyline.
In the helicopter above the chemical plant, Barbara cursed through gritted teeth: "Damn clone, how did he find this place? This plan should be perfect! As expected, he is worthy of being Batman."
"Ground forces, surround the factory immediately. We cannot let this evil clone escape again!"
The Joker, who was originally watching the screen intently, stood up suddenly. He gritted his teeth and said, "How dare this damn bastard treat Batman like this! This disgusting evil clone!! I will teach him a lesson!!!"
He rushed into the office next door and snatched Schiller's chair. Schiller felt a little dazed when he sat down on the ground.
The Joker had already pushed a chair into the corridor and jumped on it, cheering at the criminals lined up in the corridor.
"Listen! You bunch of damn idiots who will never get Batman's hatred! Now there is an equally stupid clone who dares to treat Batman rudely!!! We must save Batman from him!!!"
"Oh!!!!" the criminals let out a terrifying roar.
When Schiller walked to the door and looked out, there was no one left in the corridor. He had to go to the next room to pick up the tablet. At this time, Batman on the screen was running for his life.
Schiller's communicator suddenly rang, and Tim's voice came from it.
"Doctor, a criminal from Arkham Asylum suddenly escaped. Do you have any clues?"
"Ignore them." Schiller said, "Is there anything else unusual in the city? Did you see which direction the police were gathering in?"
"About ten minutes ago, a large number of Gotham police officers were moving towards the ACE Chemical Plant." Tim said as he operated the computer, "The helicopter Barbara was riding in has now arrived above the chemical plant. They are carrying a large amount of explosion-proof equipment, some of which look like bat equipment."
"Don't worry about it. If you find anything else..."
"Ah, wait." Tim suddenly interrupted Schiller. He moved a camera and captured a familiar figure.
"Who's that? Superman?"
Without Tim's reminder, Schiller, who had already arrived at the rooftop of Arkham Asylum, saw the familiar red and blue figure. He frowned slightly. Shouldn't Superman be having a party in the Fortress of Solitude now?
Wait, if Superman wasn't having a party and came here, then that proves that the Fortress of Solitude is empty right now.
Schiller immediately picked up his phone and asked Tim, "Can you fly the Batplane?"
"A piece of cake."
The hangar door of the Batcave opened, and Tim looked at Schiller beside him in confusion and said, "Why are we going to Superman's hometown now?"
"It's not that far. I can't go to Krypton."
"I mean, Superman's hometown on Earth, what's there?" Tim asked as he and Schiller walked towards the Batfighter.
"Has the best prison in the universe."
"Oh, I see. You want to lock all these lunatics up in the Phantom Prison, right?"
"Quite the opposite."
"……on the contrary?"
The Batplane took off into the sky and soon disappeared on the Gotham skyline, while at this time the chase inside the chemical plant was in full swing.
Powerful rock music echoed over the chemical plant.
"Who is the greatest dark hero?! Quack! Batman!"
"Who makes justice prevail, who makes the night bright?! Quack! Batman!"
"Who keeps criminals at bay and who is the most powerful Gotham vigilante?! Quack! Batman!"
"What's going on outside???" Deadpool, who was walking inside the dark chemical plant building, scratched his head, quite confused.
"It's not important." Batman answered expressionlessly. He walked through the narrow corridor on the second floor of the chemical plant and looked at the huge pool of green chemical solution below. The faint green light reflected on his dark cloak, adding a bit of weirdness.
"That should be the liquid that can corrode the building blocks, right?" Batman whispered to himself, "If all plastics can be melted by it, then what material is this bucket that contains it made of?"
"Uh, is it time to think about this?" Deadpool said, "Should we go down and take a look?"
"This is the most important question." Batman didn't move at all. He said, "I was thinking before, if everything in this universe is plastic, is there any difference between plastic and plastic?"
Deadpool also leaned on the railing and thought for a while before saying, "In my universe, there must be differences between different plastics. Some can be used to hold food, while others cannot. Some are resistant to high temperatures, while others cannot be put into microwave ovens."
"That's the truth." Batman retracted his gaze, flicked his cloak and continued walking forward, but at this moment, there was a noise coming from the end of the corridor.
The two men immediately hid behind a cabinet. The sound of a cart squeaking was heard, which was extremely obvious in the quiet corridor. A man in a chemical factory uniform pushed a large box on a cart to the edge of the second floor.