civilwarnovels Chapter 2855: The Battle of the Brick People! (9)
Chapter 2855: The Battle of the Brick People! (9)
Chapter 2855: The Battle of the Little Brick People! (Part )
Schiller found the Joker.
This was not a difficult task. The Joker seemed to have no intention of hiding himself. He had a huge smiley face painted on the outside of his base, and he also made a lot of clown lights that imitated bat lights. The sky was full of clown smiley face patterns.
Schiller was caught as soon as he arrived at the door. He did not resist. Anyway, the lock of the handcuffs was similar to the one on the prison door. It could be opened with anything. It was just a decoration.
He was brought before the Joker.
This place looks like a circus, with a huge tent in the center of the base. As soon as Schiller walked in, he saw members of the Clown Gang showing off their power.
The Joker sat on a high throne at the front of the tent, and Batman was hanging in the center of the tent, laughing crazily.
As soon as Schiller came in, his laughter became quieter, and he looked at Schiller with some doubt and said, "You are not that..."
"I am the psychiatrist," Schiller said first.
The clown's mouth corners suddenly turned down, and he said: "Psychologist, I don't like this profession."
"I'm not here to please you."
The clown choked, but Schiller seemed impatient. He said, "I'm not playing any word games with you, and I'm not interested in your past. I just hope you can help me find a job. We can benefit from each other and achieve win-win results through cooperation."
"What do you want to do?" the clown asked fiercely.
"Aren't you going to take all those criminals to Arkham Asylum? Can you let me be your attending physician? I can help you reform them all so that they will never bother you and Batman again."
The clown was slightly stunned. He looked around and found that he seemed to have not considered what to do after catching the lunatics. Those lunatics were not easy to deal with and would not stay there obediently after being caught.
The Joker was about to respond when he heard a voice from above his head, "Hey!"
"Hey, what are you talking about?" Schiller didn't even look at Batman, but Batman was struggling and saying, "You evil psychiatrist, you must be the kind of criminal who uses hypnosis to drive people crazy? You really picked a good time to cause trouble to me. Once I get rid of the Joker, I will..."
"Don't be so conceited. I'm not a criminal." Schiller said, "I graduated from Columbia University's Department of Clinical Psychology, and I've studied at Harvard University and Princeton. I've also worked in all of the top ten hospitals in the United States. There is no stain on my academic and professional record. I'm a law-abiding citizen."
"Impossible." Batman struggled frantically, he said: "If that's the case, why did you help the Joker?!"
"I'm not helping him. I'm just looking for a job for myself. My price is very high. He doesn't look like a rich man, so he may not be able to afford it."
Schiller shook his head and said, "But I think you should be quite rich. If he doesn't hire me, then you can hire me. As long as you can afford the price, I can also hypnotize others and make them crazy."
"No!" The Joker and Batman said in unison.
"How much do you want?" The Joker asked viciously, "I will pay you whatever you want. Now get out of here and go to Arkham Asylum. Don't disturb my private time with Batman!"
"That's what I meant." Schiller gestured, but because the curved hand looked a bit like zero, he quickly withdrew his hand and said, "I want ten boxes of gold bars."
The clown ordered his men to move the box over while cursing. Schiller looked down and saw that it was plastic gold bars.
The gold bars were not very realistic and looked more like small golden building blocks. On the contrary, there was a box of gold coins that were very delicately made. Schiller pushed the gold bars away with some disgust and picked up the box of gold coins.
He didn't show any reluctance at all, and turned around and walked out the door, saying as he walked, "I'll go to work right away, I won't bother you anymore."
The Joker and Batman were both stunned, not understanding why this weirdo suddenly broke in.
The Joker is not in a hurry because Batman is in his hands now, and he has enough power and means to make Batman admit that he hates him the most.
But Batman was very anxious. Now he was trapped here and urgently needed someone to pass the message on. So he shouted, "Come back! Doctor, come back!! I am also rich!! I can hire you!!!"
Schiller disappeared from their sight without looking back.
He was not interested in getting involved in the affairs of the Joker and Batman. He came to Arkham Asylum as quickly as possible. At this time, most of the famous villains in Gotham had arrived, otherwise the Joker would not have the time to flirt with Batman there.
When they saw Schiller coming in, they thought he was a new criminal, but since he looked unfamiliar, they thought he was not an important person so they ignored him. But after a while, Schiller was wearing a doctor's uniform. Was the doctor crazy?
Schiller stood in the middle of the activity room, cleared his throat and said, "I am the new attending physician. From now on, patients will come to my office in alphabetical order of their legal names."
Schiller interrupted someone as soon as he was about to speak. He said, "If you don't want to come, don't come. But my consultation fee is ten boxes of gold bars. You..."
Before he finished speaking, everyone quickly lined up in a long queue at the nearest office.
Schiller snorted coldly and walked into the office shaking his head.
There was actually no other reason for him to come here, he was mainly curious about how the villains in this building block world became villains.
Because it is obvious that the building block people will not be poisoned, so villains like Bane don’t know how they became like this. Criminals like the Scarecrow cannot be called criminals at all, because the poison gas has no effect, so he has not committed any crime. I don’t know why he appears here.
After some detailed questioning, Schiller was at a loss whether to laugh or cry. Just like most of the stories in this building block world, the story of the villain was not tragic at all, but was mixed with some funny things.
The Penguin's limp was not caused by a beating. He was in an accident and all the parts were broken into pieces. As a result, they were installed incorrectly, and his leg became shorter, so he became a lame man.
It is true that he is not wrongly accused of running a gangster business, but since the Lego man cannot take drugs, he is mainly engaged in reselling arms. However, since arms cannot kill people, he is not actually a criminal.
Bane's story is a little more tragic, similar to the main universe. He grew up in prison, but his strength has nothing to do with the poison gas. He is an alien piece in the building blocks, which was not done properly when he left the factory, resulting in his appearance being different from that of ordinary people.
He is indeed very good at breaking people's spines, but the torso of the Lego man is a whole, so he has not succeeded yet.
The Two-Face Man was even more wronged. He accidentally came into contact with corrosive liquid, which led to his disfigurement. However, after the disfigurement, he still worked in the court and had never committed any crime.
Not to mention the Riddler, this guy is actually a born mentally ill person who scribbles everywhere. He is the most guilty of all people because not only does he seriously affect the cityscape, but he also refuses to change his ways despite repeated warnings.
After asking almost everyone, Schiller discovered that if these villains in this building block world were taken to Gotham, they would be perfect young people and they would deserve to be named one of the top ten people who moved Gotham.
As for the clown's past, which Schiller was most interested in, no one was able to give any detailed information. Some people really didn't know about it, while others were too secretive to talk about it. Schiller asked again and again but couldn't get the answer.
But he could infer a little bit from the marks on the Two-Face Man's face that if it fell into a truly corrosive pool, it would have uneven corrosion marks like the half of the Two-Face Man's face.
But there was actually no trace of the chemical pool on the clown's face. Although he was wearing clown makeup, there was no visible trace of the chemical pool. At most, he just painted his face a little whiter, making himself look like a cabbage.
In other words, we can basically rule out this origin of the Red Hood Gang. Judging from his base, it may be closer to the circus origin.
If this is the case, there is a certain explanation for the Joker's obsession with Batman. There is only one kind of person in the world who wants people to hate him the most, and that is the actor who works diligently to play the villain.
Because only when the audience truly hates you, it means that you have performed well and that you have been noticed. If a clown comes from a circus, he may think so.
Not long after, the Joker appeared in Arkham Asylum. At this time, Schiller had already become friends with the patients. Don't get me wrong, they were playing cards with him. They played Texas Hold'em in the activity center.
Seeing the Joker coming, Schiller quickly stopped him and said, "How's Batman?"
Hearing Schiller asking Batman, the Joker became obviously alert, but he still snorted twice and said, "Do you still need to ask? He must have run away."
The smile on his lips could not be hidden from Schiller, who also laughed and said, "It seems that you are confident. Even so, do you want to see what he is doing now?"
The clown's eyes lit up, and he stared at Schiller and said, "Can you see his current condition?"
"Sure, wait for me to call."
Schiller called Tim, and Tim followed his instructions without any precautions, pointed the camera at the circus where the clown was, and then sent the real-time image to Schiller's communicator.
Just as the clown leaned his head over, Schiller suddenly covered the screen, looked at the clown and said, "So how much are you willing to pay for this unique commemorative image, Mr. Clown?"
The clown rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "I can give you ten more boxes of gold bars..."
"No, no, no, that's too vulgar. I like something more elegant. For example, do you have any special collections? Big and exquisite ones?"
Schiller knew that there was no money to spend in this universe, but if he could get some limited edition building blocks, they would be worth a lot of money.
"Yes, yes, yes." The clown nodded desperately.
Members of the Joker Gang delivered various large ornaments to Arkham Asylum one after another, while the Joker happily ate popcorn while watching the communicator.
The local Batman on the screen has already run out of the circus.
It can be seen from the sky that the circus is not an independent venue, but a part of the amusement park. There is also a small zoo next to it. Now Batman, who has escaped from prison or has been let go by the Joker, has run into the amusement park.
He saw two familiar figures in the distance, and Batman approached them cautiously, but the dark figure in the long cloak suddenly turned his head and looked at him with deep eyes.
"Oh my God, why is he so dark!" Batman couldn't help but sigh.
Master Bat:?