civilwarnovels Chapter 2441 The Weird Bat Family (21)
Chapter 2441 The Weird Bat Family (21)
Chapter 2441 The Weird Bat Family (Twenty-One)
Batman was sitting on a garden chair, reading a paper on the relationship between psychoanalysis and behaviorism with reference to Schiller's notes. A gust of wind blew in from the gap in the garden wall, and the fallen leaves fell behind him. At this moment, he had a rare moment of peace and quiet.
The Arkham Gang's ability to hold back Batman can only be said to be average. If they really want to divert his attention, they need a psychology expert. The debate between good and evil can only be said to be a trivial matter. It's a real waste of time to keep minding trivial matters.
It just so happens that these Batmans have reached a turning point in their lives, so don’t they need a life mentor to give them some advice? Although the guidance may be a bit too direct, you can still tell whether it can be solved in the end.
After reading the paper for a while, Batman put away his computer, walked through the corridor, took the elevator down, and came to the Batcave.
"Have you dealt with those burdens?" A sinister voice sounded. Turning the corner, the Joker was not in the prison at all. He was sitting upright in front of the instrument. He didn't even have a frivolous smile on his face. He was staring at the data seriously.
"It's solved temporarily." Batman walked over to debug the machine. A strange picture was displayed on the screen above. Two completely different colors were constantly entangled and intertwined, devouring each other, while maintaining a weird balance.
"So let's talk about our next plan, hero." The Joker turned around, with a bunch of more abstract patterns drawn on the paper in front of him.
"This matter must be more troublesome than we imagined. I need a more professional and powerful team..."
"Justice League?"
"No, that's totally not possible - they don't know Batman well enough, and they don't know the Joker well enough, so they can't deal with the two of us combined."
"I never thought such a disgusting guy really existed." The Joker's expression was gloomy and scary. From the side, he looked exactly like Batman, but with an extra layer of cruelty and evil. "If I catch him, I will tear off his face."
Batman took out a box from the safe, then dragged the anesthetized Hugo out of prison and used his fingerprint to unlock the brain wave machine seized from Hugo.
Batman debugged the machine and opened the box, revealing a blood-red injection inside - that was the Joker's blood.
To be precise, it is the clown serum, an extract of the clown's blood, and its color and shape are similar to the mysterious blood.
The Joker was bitten by Green Lantern Batman before, but Green Lantern Batman was fine. This made the Joker suspect that Green Lantern Batman had the Joker virus in his body, so he conducted a fusion experiment.
Although Harley Quinn rode Batman Rex and knocked the Joker unconscious, she also caused the two types of blood in his test tube to mix completely, turning them into a complete form of mysterious blood.
Batman, who went to arrest the Joker, naturally discovered this, and the Joker, who woke up, also saw it. So, the Joker pretended to be crazy in prison. He first cursed Hugo wildly, and then grabbed Hugo through the railings and refused to let go. Batman gave Hugo an injection from behind.
The two work together seamlessly, and their tacit understanding comes from one thing they learned from the true composition of the mysterious blood - there is a universe in which Batman and the Joker have merged into one.
Regardless of whether it was the Joker who became Batman or Batman who became the Joker, and who would have the upper hand in the end, both Batman and the Joker were disgusted.
Especially the Joker, he totally couldn't accept that the Joker and Batman could be one and the same. We are all chasing stars, and you are marrying your idol, right?
Of course, this is a joke. The real sense of crisis of the Joker and Batman comes from the fact that they know themselves and each other very well, and know how powerful they will be after the two of them merge, and most importantly, how bad their personalities will be.
This means that this guy will eventually appear in front of them and find ways to disgust them.
Batman and the Joker are never the kind of people who would sit still and wait for death. After realizing this, they almost immediately became the most steadfast allies. When it comes to breaking up their own lovebirds, no one can cooperate more sincerely and have more tacit understanding than the two of them.
Batman has a plan.
The brain wave theory has become increasingly perfect, and the Joker virus is extremely special. The experience of Arkham Batman has given Batman a bold idea, but before that, Batman needs to go to the Arkham world first.
"I think he's very strong and determined, and more importantly, he knows the Joker very well." Batman said as he sorted out the boxes: "This is the selection criteria."
"You're still so serious... Well, I guess I have to put up with this now. So what about that young guy?"
Batman knew that the Joker was referring to Bruce, but he couldn't answer the Joker's question directly, so he could only say: "He is a little too powerful and knows the Joker too well."
"I will also find a suitable evil genius." The Joker laughed arrogantly again and said, "He must be more powerful than you and understand Batman better. Look at us, we will create a storm in the universe, hahahahahahaha!"
"Don't forget your business." Batman didn't say much. He just took advantage of the rare free time when everyone in the manor went to find Schiller to prepare for a trip to the world of Arkham Batman.
The Joker didn't even stay in the Batcave he longed for for even a second - no one knew how he left, and not only left the Batcave, but also left the universe.
This is the plan of Batman and the Joker. They will collect two teams of Batman and Joker respectively in the universe to deal with the Batman-Joker aggregate that is confirmed to exist.
Schiller was busy the whole day and was fully booked with the Robins the next day, but he had some free time at dinner time in the evening.
The only person who interested him the most and who didn't come to see him was the Green Lantern Batman. Schiller's greatest interest in him lay in his distorted personality. Schiller had never had close contact with such a typical personality regressive patient who was lost in power before.
However, Green Lantern Batman is now a little stressed and unable to communicate smoothly. In order to relieve this state, Schiller needs to provide Green Lantern Batman with some sense of security, or at least the illusion of security.
The fastest way is of course to give Green Lantern Batman some Green Lantern energy. After all, he has always wanted this, and it will also help alleviate his helpless psychology.
However, this is Wayne Manor, and he cannot get the power back to cause destruction, so Schiller asks Elsa to get a Green Lantern furnace from his universe. The furnace can provide Green Lantern energy, and Elsa, as a parallax monster, can restrict the actions of Green Lantern Batman.
Green Lantern Batman's fingers have been reattached, but because of the Joker's poor anatomical skills, his entire arm is covered with dense scars. Even with the special medicine provided by Batman, these marks are difficult to remove.
The process of using the lamp furnace to infuse energy into the lantern ring went smoothly, and the ring that had been silent for a long time finally lit up again. With the recovery of energy, Green Lantern Batman gradually regained his spirit.
"No...get up...get up...come here...come here..." he muttered.
Schiller stood up immediately, walked to the chair where Green Lantern Batman was lying, opened his eyelids, and frowned deeply when he saw his pupils constantly enlarging.
Green Lantern Batman began to twitch crazily again, and even Elsa couldn't hold him down. She anxiously shouted to Schiller: "This is not a problem with Green Lantern's energy! He's having an epileptic seizure! He's crazy!"
"This is not epilepsy." Schiller's tone was calm. He pulled Aisha back, first fixed the Green Lantern Batman in place with a strap, and then brought out the crazy wine.
"Wait! Professor!" Aisha stopped Schiller and said, "He's crazy! He's very dangerous! His spiritual world is shattered!"
Schiller shook his head and said, "There is something in his spiritual world that is fighting with him for control of his body, so there is physical expression. You wait here for me."
After saying that, Schiller lay down on the chair, opened the bottle cap of Crazy Wine, fell asleep, and almost at the same time arrived at the spiritual world of Green Lantern Batman.
As expected, two figures were wrestling with each other - both were Bruce Wayne, one was green and the other was yellow.
The green one is suppressing the yellow one because of his overwhelming energy, but the yellow one is not willing to be outdone and keeps hitting the green one in the face with his fists.
Schiller frowned because he realized that the yellow energy on this yellow Bruce Wayne was yellow light energy.
If he makes his judgment based on the comic book plot, when Yellow Light and Green Light fight, he should naturally help Green Light, because no matter how outrageous Green Light is, it is still the army of justice most of the time.
However, since we know that Green Lantern Batman's mind has long been distorted, Green Lantern may not necessarily be just. Perhaps helping Yellow Lantern is a better choice.
But Schiller chose neither. He chose to shout at them: "Stop!"
Yellow Lantern Batman stopped.
So Schiller knocked down Green Lantern Batman with an umbrella.
"Thanks, Professor!"
"you know me?"
“We share vision and memories.”
"Dissociative identity disorder?"
"Yes, I am another personality."
"reason."
"It wasn't just the green lantern ring that came, it was the yellow lantern as well - in fact, I was here first!"
Schiller raised an eyebrow.
"But that's not important, Professor. Say hello to Doctor Anatoly for me!"
Schiller's eyes darkened. Yellow Lantern Batman looked at the approaching umbrella, took a few steps back and shouted, "No, I'm just repeating a sentence! It was said by the guy who gave me the Yellow Lantern Ring! Not by me!"
Schiller paused.
"Who?"
"I don't know!" Yellow Lantern Batman swallowed and said, "I just remember that when the ring flew over, there was a voice saying something like 'Sai's Authority'!"
I was dizzy when I wrote this on the train
(End of this chapter)