civilwarnovels Chapter 178: Another tutorial on picking up girls?
Chapter 178: Another tutorial on picking up girls?
Chapter 178: Another tutorial on picking up girls?
Chen Jincheng drove the car to the airport's special parking lot and parked it. Before getting out of the car, he attached a miniature camera specially used by internet celebrities to his collar, which could help him shoot scenes along the way. Maybe there would be many interesting things that could be edited into videos.
He is going to try some life VLOG videos.
The so-called life VLOG is the sharing of daily life. For example, if he is going to Ganjiang University to choreograph, the whole process from the trip there to the end of the choreography is a life VLOG.
To be more specific, the Liziqi in another world is a precise life VLOG.
Although it’s only 60 seconds now and it’s not yet the VLOG era of super long videos, it’s always a good idea to try some things first.
After all, it is the era when super long videos are launched and lifestyle VLOGs are promoted, and several top-tier true gods have been born from this era.
Of course, in addition to this small collar camera, there is also one that can be worn on the head.
This is where the 'man with a camera on his head' meme comes from.
It’s just that devices like ‘cameras on the head’ are generally used for interactive filming indoors, which would be too embarrassing to use outdoors, so small collar devices are generally used outdoors.
Many people on the Internet say that some videos are coincidental and are basically staged. In fact, some of the very embarrassing ones are indeed staged, and some of them are really just captured by people's equipment that is always filming.
Chen Jincheng fixed the collar camera equipment and did some cover-up. If you didn't look very closely and carefully, you wouldn't be able to see it at all.
This time when he went to Ganjiang University, many fans also paid attention to this matter, and he planned to release a video.
However, he has been very popular these days, and in order to avoid unnecessary trouble, he also wore a baseball cap and a mask.
"Okay, we've entered the airport and are preparing to go through security check and register." Chen Jincheng said with a smile after getting off the car.
He was not talking to himself of course, but it was required for post-production video editing.
It's a pity that nothing interesting happened all the way from queuing up to check in, passing security check to checking in. I can only post a fast-forwarded picture of this part.
After getting on the plane, Chen Jincheng's seat was next to the aisle.
The seat next to the window was originally reserved for Ximeng.
Girls like to sit by the window so they can take pictures outside the window.
Now Ximeng has refunded the ticket and booked it for someone else, a young man who is quite handsome.
"Brother, let me in, thank you." The young man greeted with a smile on his face. After sitting down at the window seat, he introduced himself outgoingly: "Brother, meeting is fate. My name is Han Zheng. However, you are wearing a hat and a mask on the plane. It looks like you are going to cause trouble in a movie. I am a little panicked."
"..."Chen Jincheng.
What the hell is going on.
This guy is obviously a very outgoing person.
However, the other party's words can be edited into the video at that time.
Wearing a hat and a mask and boarding a plane is considered a terrorist, which is also an attractive point.
Han Zheng, who was very outgoing, took out his phone and started watching videos after he sat down. He took a quick look and found that the other party had watched his video before he had watched two videos.
"Brother, have you seen what happened to Chen Jincheng these two days?" Han Zheng seemed to be very interested in Chen Jincheng's video. When he saw it, he asked him in a familiar manner.
"Yes, I have seen it." Chen Jincheng nodded.
Han Zheng became interested when he saw this: "Luo Xiaozhu deserves to be punished. I think he has bad intentions. It's not normal for him to have dark circles under his eyes. I know a rich second-generation who plays a lot every day and has dark circles like him."
“???” Chen Jincheng couldn’t help but be surprised.
Isn't the other party telling the truth?
If this were edited into the video, Luo Xiaozhu would probably be shocked. The key point is that Luo Xiaozhu feels guilty about this matter and dares not to speak out. The other party is even more afraid of attracting attention. If the paparazzi digs it up, he will be really finished.
It seems that my idea to shoot a video today was the right one, and there was really an unexpected surprise.
Han Zheng added: "But speaking of it, Chen Jincheng is really amazing. The dance videos he shot for those girls are so popular. It's hard for others to shoot one like him."
Seeing the other person praising him, Chen Jincheng also echoed: "Yes, he is very good, I admire him a little bit."
Han Zheng immediately added, "Not just you, I admire him a little bit, but I envy him even more. As far as I know, those Cheng girls are all his concubines, including Zhang Aiai in the Hip Shaking Dance."
When Chen Jincheng heard this slander, he immediately said firmly: "Impossible, how can he be so charming? I feel that with his bad behavior, no girl in the Second Star would be interested in him."
Han Zheng looked at Chen Jincheng as if he were an idiot: "Brother, are you naive? Chen Jincheng is the founder, is this title just talk? Many women like scumbags. I know Chen Jincheng better than you do."
Chen Jincheng's cheeks twitched a little, and he could only say awkwardly: "Brother, what you said makes sense."
He was sure that the video was well edited, and based on this paragraph alone, all the fans would probably comment "666".
"Dear passengers, the plane is about to take off. Please turn off your cell phones or put them in flight mode..." At this time, a flight attendant also walked through the aisle, persuading the passengers and checking whether the luggage compartment was closed tightly.
"Brother, this stewardess is pretty." Han Zheng said in surprise.
"Yeah!" Chen Jincheng agreed with this point. Her facial features were indeed outstanding. A buddy in front of her stood up and kept staring at the stewardess, looking like a LSP pig.
He gave the stewardess a close-up shot, and LSP Pig Brother would have to put a white circle around him and erase his face, otherwise if this obscene look was exposed, the other party might get angry and sue him.
The plane took off quickly, and after a while, Chen Jincheng closed his eyes and took a rest. He didn't know how long it had been, but he was awakened by the sound of quarreling.
It was the LSP pig man and the beautiful stewardess.
"Sir, please respect yourself!" said the stewardess.
LSP Pig: "Fuck, you're pretending to be innocent, right? Everyone knows how messy your flight attendants are. You didn't even give me face when I added you on WeChat after I got off the plane, right?"
Chen Jincheng felt quite embarrassed when he heard this.
This pig guy is really embarrassing for men to be so horny in public.
I have seen this kind of jokes on the Internet before, but I didn’t expect to encounter them in real life. It seems that the inspiration comes from life and is not just talk.
Really, whether a flight attendant is messy or not depends on the person. Not all flight attendants are messy, and messy flight attendants are not messy to everyone.
Even if the flight attendant wants to mess around, she should consider others' messiness. She is messing around in pursuit of a better life. There is no reason for her to go offline.
Han Zheng couldn't help but tease, "This person doesn't understand the principle of 'If you have rice in your hand, chickens will come to you'. He is a fool if he still wants to show off when he has no rice!"
"With rice in hand, chicken will come naturally. Brother, you really know a lot." Chen Jincheng couldn't help but praise him. The other party had contributed another hot topic to him.
Han Zheng smiled and said, "This is Chen Jincheng's famous saying. I think it makes sense."
"Did he say that?" Chen Jincheng was stunned.
He really didn't say that.
Is he going to be like the ancestor in another world, who would throw all the words that he hadn't said and all the words that offended women at him?
Han Zheng said with certainty: "He must have said it, otherwise how would I know?"
"..."Chen Jincheng.
This person is spreading rumors!
Just at this moment, a sturdy man came forward to deal with the situation. He was obviously a flight attendant.
The LSP pig brother immediately became obedient.
Seeing this, Chen Jincheng smiled, got up and went to the bathroom, intending to wash his face. He felt quite confused as he had been wearing a mask all the time.
However, he found Han Zheng quite interesting and did not intend to reveal his identity.
After washing my face and wiping my hands with a piece of paper, I saw the beautiful stewardess pushing the cabin trolley in the back, tidying it up. Her eyes were still red and tears were dripping from her eyes.
Obviously, she was still very uncomfortable with the unreasonable behavior of that LSP pig brother just now.
Seeing this, he also took a piece of paper from the toilet and handed it to the other party.
This must be a bit of a tease, so that the video has more material. The key is that fans love to watch this kind of teasing material.
When the flight attendant saw a tissue being handed to her, she thought another passenger was trying to strike up a conversation with her. She was about to refuse with a hint of annoyance, but when she looked up, she saw a handsome face.
Moreover, she recognized the other person: "You are Chen..."
"Shh!" Chen Jincheng made a gesture.
The flight attendant nodded in understanding, with a hint of surprise on her face at suddenly meeting a big internet celebrity. Moreover, she took the paper from his hand very proactively and said thank you.
Chen Jincheng smiled and comforted her: "Beauty, it's not worth getting angry about what happened just now. That guy is not a man. A real man would not let a beautiful woman's tears flow from her eyes."
The stewardess heard this consolation, but slyly asked back: "Where will it come from?"
“???” Chen Jincheng.
Is this being driven?
He also smiled: "Naturally it flows out from where it should flow out."
As he spoke, his eyes were full of teasing!
"Bah, you hooligan!" said the stewardess.
When Chen Jincheng heard this, his eyes became even more unscrupulous.
He drove the car first and called him a hooligan.
It's really unreasonable.
However, a stewardess who can drive is a good stewardess. She is very good-looking, and even if she cannot become popular, she can still be a good anchor. The key is that there are relatively few people who choose to become a stewardess now.
Put on your mask and return to your seat.
After a while, he saw the beautiful stewardess return to the front cabin and kept looking at him.
He knew that the pretty stewardess had taken the bait. Han Zheng then whispered to him, "Brother, did you notice that stewardess was peeking at us?"
"It seems so." Chen Jincheng nodded with a smile.
Han Zheng immediately got excited: "You're wearing a mask and a hat, so it's definitely not possible that he's looking at you. Are you looking at me?"
"Do you have rice?" Chen Jincheng asked with a smile.
Han Zheng hurriedly shook his head: "That's not much, but I have good looks, and sometimes good looks can be a killer move. Look, she brought a drink over specifically, she must be giving it to me and chatting me up."
Chen Jincheng looked over and saw that the stewardess was indeed approaching with a drink.
Han Zheng immediately went to answer it excitedly. He felt that he might have a wonderful encounter today.
But just as the stewardess came close and he was about to reach out to take the drink, the stewardess had already handed the drink to Chen Jincheng: "Sir, this is my personal nourishing tea. Drinking it will keep you from feeling tired when flying. I poured you a cup."
Han Zheng's hand stopped awkwardly in mid-air, then he reacted and sat back awkwardly.
Chen Jincheng felt like laughing when he saw him like that, and even gave him a close-up. At the same time, he took the drink from the stewardess and said, "Thank you!"
The flight attendant hesitated for a moment, then mustered up the courage to say, "Can we add a WeChat account?"
"There is no internet on the plane, so let's take a screenshot of the QR code first!" Chen Jincheng smiled and took out his own QR code.
Isn't this fish perfectly hooked?
The flight attendant took a screenshot of the WeChat QR code and hurried back to the front cabin.
Han Zheng was really dumbfounded: "Brother, why?"
Chen Jincheng smiled and waved his wrist, on which was the watch that Jiang Xiaobai had given him.
"This watch is the King's Sword, 30!"
"Fuck, you got rice!"
Han Zhen suddenly felt so bored. This was the joy of witnessing the rich people.
Time passed, and the plane landed at Ganjiang Airport. When the plane stopped, Chen Jincheng smiled and said to Han Zheng: "Brother, since we are destined to meet, let's take a photo together."
Han Zheng quickly said, "No, it's too much if you don't take off your hat and mask for the photo."
"I want to keep it mysterious!" Chen Jincheng smiled, and then asked, "Brother, I recorded some videos along the way, and I will post them later. You don't mind, right?"
"I don't mind, I definitely don't mind." Han Zheng said nonchalantly, "If the video goes viral, remember to @ me. My nickname is Han Zheng Zheng Zheng Zheng."
Chen Jincheng smiled and nodded, then walked towards the plane.
The beautiful stewardess was standing at the cabin exit thanking the passengers.
When Chen Jincheng came over, her words were completely different, and she looked at him expectantly: "Sir, my name is Fang Qianyao."
"Okay, let's contact each other on WeChat." Chen Jincheng smiled and shook his phone.
When other young passengers saw this scene, they were filled with envy.
This stewardess is really beautiful.
Chen Jincheng quickly left the airport entrance and found a rest area to rest, intending to wait for Xiaoju to arrive. When he picked up his phone, he received an application from Fang Qianyao, the flight attendant.
After adding him, the other party sent a message in seconds: "I'm so lucky to meet you on this flight. Are you going to Ganjiang University to choreograph?"
"Well, I should go to school to choreograph in the afternoon!" Chen Jincheng.
Fang Qianyao: "I really want to go and see it, but unfortunately I have a flight in the afternoon!"
Chen Jincheng saw this message and replied: "Do you want to join my company?"
"Is it okay?" Fang Qianyao replied immediately, followed by an expectant expression.
Chen Jincheng's purpose was this: "Well, when you have time, go to Linhai City and sign the contract with Second Star. Also, I took some videos on the plane, and I will use your portrait when uploading it to the audio. Don't worry, I took a beautiful picture of you."
"Okay, boss, remember @ me, my name is the flight attendant Xiao Qianyao!" Fang Qianyao replied immediately, even calling the boss.
After chatting with the beautiful stewardess, he looked at the time and found that Xiaoju was not arriving so soon.
He also took out the filming equipment, imported the data in it into the tablet, and then began to edit the video. He was very familiar with this.
It’s just that the videos along the way are too long, and 60 seconds is simply not enough to cut them all, so I can only cut out a few highlights, such as the moment when Han Zheng misunderstood him as someone causing trouble, and the conversation when the other party saw his video.
The saying "if you have rice in your hand, chickens will come naturally" is of course not to be missed.
What followed was the quarrel between LSP Pig Brother and the stewardess Fang Qianyao, and also the encounter with the stewardess when coming out of the toilet.
Naturally, the stewardess serving drinks and Han Zheng's awkward look cannot be missed, especially that conversation, and finally the scene where the stewardess introduces herself when getting off the plane.
As for the part about Luo Xiaozhu, he gave up. It is better not to post such provocative things at this time.
Luo Xiaozhu really got into trouble because of this. The company lost its cash cow and must be unhappy with him.
If you have to do it, you have to do it secretly so that no one can catch you.
Chen Jincheng selected these wonderful moments and found that he needed to make three 60-second videos to cut out all the essential points. The first video ended with the beautiful stewardess asking LSP Pig Brother to respect himself, the second one ended with him coming out of the toilet and seeing the stewardess with red eyes, and the third one was naturally when he got off the plane.
If the super long video is online, this can be done with just one video.
Soon, he also edited the three videos and uploaded them at the same time.
Naturally, he also @韩政正正正 and @空姐小倩尧 in the video.
The other thing is the title. He thought about it and wrote: "On the way to Ganjiang University, China Southern Airlines Stewardess (Part 1)", "On the way to Ganjiang University, China Southern Airlines Stewardess (Part 2)", "On the way to Ganjiang University, China Southern Airlines Stewardess (Part 3)".
Chen Jincheng’s latest fans have now exceeded 800 million, and 50% of them have set up video update reminders.
This ratio is very high, and many are basically around 10%-20%. The biggest reason is not only the high stickiness of his die-hard fans, but also everyone's expectations for the choreography of "Fortune Telling".
That is to say, when he uploads this video, 400 million people will be reminded of the video update. Even if only 10% of people are watching it at this time, there will still be 40 people who will notice that he has updated it.
When these people discovered the update, they clicked on it immediately, especially the die-hard fans, who were attracted by the three words "China Southern Airlines stewardess".
When Cheng mentioned flight attendants, it was definitely another lesson for the brothers.
Guo Feng was watching videos of beautiful girls at the time. When he saw Cheng's update, he clicked on it immediately.
What surprised him was that Cheng posted three videos at once, all of which featured China Southern Airlines stewardesses. Was this a treat for his fans?
Guo Feng immediately clicked on video 1 and saw Cheng wearing a baseball cap and a mask, making him unrecognizable. Cheng disappeared from the camera after that, and a familiar young man appeared on the plane.
The video is still very dull up to this point, until Han Zheng starts to see Cheng's video, then the video becomes quite exciting.
At the end of the first video, we see a LSP guy trying to date a beautiful stewardess but getting rejected.
The China Southern Airlines stewardess left the country.
"Wow, she's very beautiful." Guo Feng was surprised. Really, it was impossible for her to be ugly if Cheng posted her in a video.
You can doubt Cheng’s character, but you can never doubt his aesthetic taste.
In the second video, he saw Han Zheng utter the famous quote "If you have rice in your hand, chickens will come to you."
The key point is that he wrongly accused Cheng of saying this.
This is too dramatic.
He felt that this sentence might become popular.
At the end of the video, Cheng came out of the bathroom and saw the beautiful stewardess with red eyes.
After the video ended, Guo Feng felt that Cheng would definitely not sit idle at this time, so he decisively clicked on the third video, and Cheng really started to flirt with the stewardess.
"A man won't let tears flow from a woman's eyes!"
"Where does it come from?"
“Let it flow out where it should flow out!”
Even an old pervert like Guo Feng understood it instantly and commented 6666 directly.
When the flight attendant brought drinks from behind, Han Zheng's embarrassed look made him burst into laughter.
Especially when Cheng lit up his watch, the other party's sentence "You have rice" was even funnier. The other party didn't know that Cheng was teasing him at all. Why would Cheng rely on rice to pick up girls?
At the end of the video, the stewardess's sweet and expectant expression during her self-introduction shows how successful Master Cheng's move was.
As for Cheng's "WeChat chat" at the end and the delicate appearance of the beautiful stewardess, they arouse endless reverie.
Guo Feng commented directly: "Cheng is really awesome. He flirted with a beautiful stewardess just by sitting on a plane."
When Chen Jincheng uploaded this video, in addition to letting his fans see it, the first people to discover it were naturally the two people he @ed.
Han Zheng works in Ganjiang and rents an apartment with his girlfriend. When he came back from his hometown, his girlfriend had already prepared a table of food to treat him.
This made him so happy that he kissed his girlfriend hard twice.
At this moment, he heard his cell phone ding, and the screen showed that it was a notification from the background of the Yanyin app, saying that there was a video @ him.
He realized it must be the guy on the plane, so he immediately turned on his mobile phone and said to his girlfriend with a smile: "Xiao Li, let me tell you, when I was coming back from the plane today, I met someone... Shit..."
Suddenly, he seemed to have seen something unbelievable and exclaimed out loud.
Or rather, they are all stupid!
(End of this chapter)