civilwarnovels Chapter 945 The Last Routine 124
Chapter 945 The Last Routine 124
Chapter 945 The Last Routine 124
this day.
Kobayashi asked Darkness beside him, "Hey, when you were back in your hometown, you wore a formal suit, didn't you?"
“Well, sometimes I go to social gatherings where nobles congregate,” Darkness replied after a moment’s thought, then asked curiously, “What’s wrong with that?”
"I tried making a dress because of a commission," Kobayashi said, scratching his head. "It also has the special effect of not feeling uncomfortable when wearing a corset."
"Wearing the corset doesn't feel uncomfortable at all, it's really so useful."
Darkness said this with a sigh.
In this medieval-style fantasy world, noblewomen naturally have to maintain their figures. In public, they must conform to ladylike postures, and corsets are an essential part of their appearance. Heaven knows why their aesthetic has become that slenderness is beautiful; wouldn't a little plumpness be just as good?
Kobayashi continued, "So, I wanted you to confirm whether the effect was achieved properly."
"...So, does that mean I have to wear that dress?"
Darkness said this with slight surprise.
Kobayashi said matter-of-factly, "If you don't wear it, you can't confirm the effect."
"Sorry, I refuse."
"Huh?! Why?!"
Kobayashi thought he could get Darkness to agree, but she refused quite decisively, which made him a little unhappy.
However, Darkness shook his head and said, "Back in our hometown, it was one thing, but in this family, I'm an adventurer just like you. As an adventurer, you should be wearing armor, not formal attire."
It's that strange obsession again.
Kobayashi twitched the corner of his mouth. If we're talking about adventurers, then he really wanted to ask what an adventurer would do if they couldn't even hit their target. Shouldn't they consider the reasons behind their own actions?
"I'm sorry, I can't help you. You should go find someone else."
Darkness said this with a slight apology.
That being said, the only person who understands formal wear is Darkness... Although he is a poor nobleman, he is still a nobleman, so the formal wear he makes should have some effect and differences, and maybe he can give me some ideas.
So, what should we do...?
Kobayashi promptly flashed a gentle smile and said, "What are you talking about, Darkness! This is your old home now."
He's playing the emotional card.
If possible, Kobayashi would very much like to make Darkness's mansion his second home.
Darkness was slightly taken aback and asked, "So I have to wear a formal suit?"
"Come on, put on your dress and dance with me!" Kobayashi shouted.
His affected manner left Darkness speechless as she said, "Kobayashi, I don't want to say things like this... but don't you feel ashamed at all?"
"Hey, long-winded!"
Kobayashi was naturally ashamed, but what other reason could he give Darkness to wear the tuxedo? Unfortunately, he didn't succeed, so he had to think of other ways.
it is good!
“Darkness, I’m tired of you being an adventurer, so put on this dress.”
"Um, Kobayashi? Do you think this will convince me to wear it?"
Darkness looked at him with some embarrassment and strangeness. What she said made Kobayashi's eyes widen in surprise. She looked at him in disbelief and even let out an embarrassing scream.
"Huh? If it were you normally—"
Kobayashi paused for a moment, then, after organizing his thoughts, said, "He'd probably say things like 'I'm tired of you' to just abandon a woman! ...and then he'd be panting heavily...ha...ha..."
This has become the norm for the perverted female knight.
However, Darkness smirked and said, "I have a lot to say. If I thought like you, I would definitely not have worn that dress, right?"
"Ah...yes."
Kobayashi finally understood the key point. After all, Darkness enjoyed the pleasure of being humiliated. The pleasure of being insulted the less she wore clothes was exactly what Darkness liked.
There was no other way but to use our trump card.
Kobayashi crossed her arms and tempted Darkness, saying, "Okay, if you wear this dress, I'll reward you!"
"I... I didn't pursue that kind of thing!"
"Oh dear, is it really okay for you to answer so right away? This is my reward to you, it can't be money or anything material, right?"
Kobayashi, like a tempting demon, curled up a wicked smile, while Darkness, like an upright knight, stared at him angrily.
"W-What!?"
"Come on, imagine it, Darkness. The best reward you've ever sought."
Kobayashi deliberately led Darkness to think in that direction, and the perverted female knight lived up to expectations, her cheeks turning slightly red.
"The best reward I've ever sought..."
"I'm sorry, your imagination will be disappointed!" Just as Darkness was getting increasingly red-faced, Kobayashi abruptly interrupted her, leaving her feeling empty and resentful. She looked at Kobayashi with a resentful gaze, but he continued, "Why, you ask? Because I can think of things you can't even imagine!"
"More, even more unimaginable...!"
Darkness gasped for breath.
Kobayashi exclaimed excitedly, "Come on, Darkness! Don't you want the amazing reward I'm imagining?!"
"I... I don't want anything in return, I don't want anything at all!" Darkness's shoulders trembled uncontrollably, as if he was suppressing his thoughts, but he quickly shouted again, "If not wearing this will cause you trouble, then even if it changes your beliefs, you have to wear it! That's what a partner is!"
Tsk, even if you say that with a smile...
All Kobayashi could see was that the perverted female knight was so eager to put on the dress in order to experience the amazing reward.
I felt absolutely no emotion.
After Darkness put on her formal attire, Kobayashi and she arrived in town. Kobayashi, looking at the hesitant Darkness behind them, said, "It's a beautiful day again, isn't it? Darkness thinks so too, right?"
However, what she received in return was a furious glare from the perverted female knight, filled with shame and indignation, and a grievance that she could not release.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Darkness looked absolutely stunning. The light blue lace dress made her look elegant and graceful, and her long golden hair was styled in an updo and secured with pearl jewelry. Although she wasn't wearing any elaborate makeup, she was naturally beautiful, and just by appearing in public, she looked like a noble lady. The only odd thing was that she wasn't carrying the essential little umbrella.
Looking at the shy Darkness, Kobayashi said helplessly, "Hey, don't stay silent, tell us what you think of wearing this outfit."
"You might as well just kill me..."
"No, I don't mean you have to say such terrible things."
Kobayashi clutched his forehead in pain. Although Darkness had impulsively and impulsively put on the suit at first, he quickly felt ashamed and wanted to take it off. How could Kobayashi possibly agree to that?
It's always like this. I have absolutely no idea what this guy's standards for shame are...
Darkness swallowed hard, looking at the pedestrians staring at her on the street, and as if she could no longer hold back, she pleaded in a low voice, "K-Kaya... that's enough, let's go home."
"What are you saying? We've only gone a few steps." Xiaolin didn't want to go back. "Listen to me, let's go for a walk over there some more."
"But this outfit is really embarrassing..."
Darkness twisted his body, unwilling to walk in that direction.
Unable to understand what was so embarrassing about her, Kobayashi pouted and said helplessly, "I'm telling you, it's just a dress, isn't it?"
"But...but everyone in the city is looking at me strangely..."
Darkness's cheeks were so red they looked like they were about to bleed.
No, no, no, because Darkness, who has always been a female knight, has suddenly changed her style and become a rich young lady. Anyone would be captivated by her, not to mention that Darkness really looks like a rich young lady.
"Indeed, this outfit is a bit out of place."
"That--"
"But if you're seen as a pervert, wouldn't that be a reward for you?"
"Are you misunderstanding something about me?!"
Darkness blushed, wanting to lash out but realizing she was on the streets of town, in full view of everyone, she couldn't lash out, so she could only growl in a low voice.
"I do enjoy being looked at with perverted eyes, I don't deny that! Every time I finish showering, the way Kobayashi sneaks peeks at me excites me!"
"……Hello!"
"But the way people look at me like I'm a pervert is completely different from what I want to achieve!"
Hearing her confession, Xiaolin was momentarily frightened, but after hearing what she said, he raised his eyebrows in surprise.
"So, what if people look at us with lewd eyes now?"
"...Not bad."
"Then think of it that way!"
Kobayashi rolled her eyes in exasperation. This guy kept saying he couldn't accept it and was about to faint, but in reality, he liked it to death. It was really speechless!
"Waaah." Darkness whimpered, almost pleading in a low voice, "Don't make it sound so simple. My imagination isn't as strong as yours."
You're just talking nonsense.
She could easily steer the conversation to other things after only saying two or three sentences each time, so how could anyone not suspect that she had delusions?
"I'm telling you, Kobayashi! Please, let's go back." Darkness couldn't take it anymore. She tugged at Kobayashi's sleeve, her eyes welling up with tears, and said, "Couldn't you just ask Aqua to check how this dress feels on you? You don't need me to come, do you?"
"...Do you think Aqua would wear such complicated clothes?"
Kobayashi said this with a smirk.
Aqua hates trouble the most. If she liked wearing a dress like this that restricts movement, she wouldn't be Aqua. Besides, Darkness is a noblewoman and knows this kind of clothing best. Aqua doesn't know anything about it.
“I’ll help you ask her too,” Darkness said quickly. “If she still doesn’t want to, how about a few more bottles of sparkling wine? That way, she’ll probably agree.”
This guy knows Aqua pretty well. I guess she'll be able to easily control Aqua soon, but no way!
“That girl won’t do!” Kobayashi said decisively. He explained, “Because we need to compare it with the binding effect of a regular corset, and Aqua has never worn a corset before, so how could she possibly make a comparison and give us her experience? You understand?”
"Woooooooo..."
Upon hearing Kobayashi's words, Darkness felt a wave of despair and disappointment wash over her. She muttered under her breath, "Why would I wear clothes like that? I really want to scold myself for being completely deceived by Kobayashi just a few minutes ago."
She actually started blaming herself.
Honestly, there's nothing I can do about it.
Kobayashi felt embarrassed by Darkness's words and said, "Okay, if you can stay with me until the end, I'll reward you."
"I don't want any reward!"
"Hey, hey, hey, can you really answer right now? My reward can't be something ordinary, can it?"
Kobayashi said this mysteriously, and Darkness immediately became excited.
"I'll give you a great reward!"
"Awesome reward..."
"This is an incredibly amazing reward that is beyond your comprehension and beyond the power of words!"
"A prize, a reward I can't even imagine!?"
Darkness screamed excitedly.
Kobayashi smiled wickedly and whispered, "Oh dear, your face is all red. What's wrong? Are you imagining something?"
“How, how, how could I possibly imagine it!” Darkness denied without any persuasiveness, shaking his head and saying, “Besides, don’t think I’ll be fooled by such sweet talk!”
Damn it, aren't you going to take the bait?
However, Darkness suddenly said, "The corset is quite effective at restricting the waist."
"what?"
"I've been working out, so maybe my experience is different from that of a regular woman. Ah, no, I'm not saying my abs are hard, it's just the effect of the skill. But this dress is a bit heavy. Is the fabric not very good? Just think about what it would be like to wear a dress like this, and you'll understand what the other person wants. Can you stand for a long time wearing such a heavy dress? And what if you're invited to dance? Wearing this dress would only make you a woman who gets no invitations at the ball. Of course, for me, this is also a kind of placement game, so I don't dislike it... Also, you can't be without a hat, because a hat makes a woman look more beautiful."
She said a lot, leaving Xiaolin dumbfounded. She really is a professional, isn't she?
Darkness said with some dissatisfaction, "Seriously, what were you thinking when you made this dress? It's no longer a marketable item! So let's just discard it! Come on, tear it up however you want, and let your lewd eyes wander over my body!"
"You..."
"What's wrong!"
"If you do a half-hearted job just because you want a reward, I won't do anything at all."
"How, how come this!"
Darkness screamed pitifully.
(End of this chapter)