civilwarnovels Chapter 905 The Last Daily Life 84
Chapter 905 The Last Daily Life 84
Chapter 905 The Last Daily Life 84
On this day, Xiao Lin, who had just woken up, came to the living room of the mansion. He pushed open the door while yawning and casually greeted the three people sitting on the sofa in the living room of the mansion.
"Hoo... Good morning, you guys. You got up really early today. Don't you guys always sleep in? What's wrong? Do you have anything to do today? Sorry, I plan to be lazy at home all day and won't go out."
"You! If you have woken up, open your eyes and look clearly at the cloudless sky! If you are so lazy and unwilling to work hard, you will eventually suffer the punishment of heaven. You must always keep this in mind!"
Aqua suddenly had a chuunibyou attack and jumped up from the sofa, saying this loudly with her back to Kobayashi.
This is a threat, isn't it?
Darkness was next. She also stood up and raised her right hand, pointing to the sky. She said in a dignified and inviolable voice: "This sky seems to bless us to take risks! If we waste time in the room, wouldn't it go against the operation of the world?"
"That's what it is! Let's go, Xiaolin! Go out and have some adventure!"
However, among the three, Huihui, who was the most chuunibyou, said this to Kobayashi in normal words.
"You three are so energetic so early in the morning. In that case, can you make me a cup of tea... Wait a minute, I feel like something is weird. Is it my illusion?"
As the three of them turned around, Kobayashi felt something was wrong. Of course, their clothes didn't change much, but the only change was that they all had the same red cross eye masks as Huihui.
"What has blinded your eyes?" Aqua put one hand on her waist and covered half of her face with the other, pretending to be cool and said, "We look exactly the same!"
"No, that eyepatch!" Xiaolin pointed at the eyepatch on Aqua's face and tried to grab it off, but Aqua dodged it flexibly. Xiaolin frowned in some surprise and asked, "Besides, the tone of your speech is the same as that of the Crimson Demon Clan... So, what happened to you?"
“Stupid question!” Darkness shouted, and at the same time, she opened her right hand and said loudly: “This is just a way of showing respect to the Crimson Demons!”
“That’s right! That’s it!” Huihui proudly straightened her chest without any movement and said loudly: “Now is the era of the Great Red Demon Tribe!”
What? Is the tone of the "Age of Discovery" really not plagiarized or borrowed? Or have they been infected by Megumin's... no, the Crimson Demons' unique chuunibyou?
Not only Megumin, Darkness, and Aqua became chuunibyou, but even people on the street became like this as well.
"I am Cecily! I am a powerful high priestess of the Axis Cult, and I love all kinds of beautiful girls!"
"I, I'm Chris! I'm a thief with superb skills, and I often walk in the gray area!"
……
...
Their self-introductions also became chuunibyou! By the way, they both wore the same red cross eye patch as Huihui, the same style as the Crimson Demon Chuunibyou. Speaking of which, it was not until now that Xiaolin remembered that this was the eye patch that Huihui's good friend would give her. How come everyone has one? !
Afterwards, Kobayashi and others came to the Adventurer's Guild, and he was the first to enter the guild.
Before they even reached the guild counter, Miss Luna, the guild counter clerk, came over and introduced herself loudly in an extremely childish and awkward manner: "It's a great honor for you to be here! This is the Axel Adventurer's Guild! If you want to accept a mission, go and take a look at the letter of commission!"
“Hahahahaha, I’m the most unrestrained adventurer in Axel. Betting on horses or drinking are no problem for me. Anyone who doesn’t accept me can challenge me!”
"My sharp blade can cut through everything. Let me test your quality!"
"I can't ask for it!"
The two of them started fighting each other in the guild—of course, they used rock-paper-scissors. Although what they said was extremely scary and their lines were more powerful than each other, the methods they used were relatively gentle, such as rock-paper-scissors, drinking, and arm wrestling. They didn't look like they were going to fight to the death. The most important thing was that these guys also wore the same red cross eye masks as Huihui—no, not just these guys, everyone on the streets of Axel wore the same eye masks!
Xiaolin opened his eyes wide and looked at the group of people in the guild who were making trouble in disbelief. Then he hurried out of the guild and came to the streets of Axel. Seeing the residents of Axel had become chuunibyou, he muttered to himself in astonishment: "What on earth is going on?"
“Hehehe, didn’t I tell you? My… No, the era of the Crimson Demons has arrived!”
Huihui said this proudly.
Kobayashi looked at her with a blank expression, and couldn't help but wonder if some messed up cursed item had been activated again, which was why things were turning out like this, turning all the residents of Axel into people with chuunibyou or something.
At this time, Huihui took out a red cross eye patch and handed it to Xiaolin, saying loudly: "Come on, Xiaolin, put on this eye patch quickly!"
"I do not want it!"
Of course, Kobayashi refused without hesitation. He crossed his arms in front of his chest to increase his momentum and angrily retorted, "Who wants to wear an eye mask that symbolizes the second-year illness——"
"To consider oneself a minority is the behavior of a fool!"
“Dust…? And Lynn, Chis, and Taylor… Wait, wait a minute, why are you guys wearing eye masks too?!”
The people who suddenly interrupted were none other than Team Duster.
And these guys were also wearing the same red cross eye masks, which made people feel scared.
Chis nodded, as if he understood why Xiaolin was so resistant and afraid, and explained in a gentle tone: "This is to take one step closer to the beautiful Crimson Demon Clan...!!"
"No, no, no, this is not an explanation at all." Xiaolin pulled the corner of his mouth and couldn't help complaining. Although Qis said it gently, he was completely obsessed with it, which was really scary.
Dust put his hands on his waist and said smugly, "You are so stupid that you can't even detect the eyepatch... and the charm of the Crimson Demons!"
"No, no, no, you are the one with a problem. Why do you think the Crimson Demons are so attractive?!" Kobayashi complained again.
Lynn was even more direct. She struck a pose and said loudly, "Being cute is justice, but being handsome is also justice!"
I see, is it because he thinks he looks cool that he wears an eye patch? This is understandable. I originally thought it was hard to understand, but I have been with Huihui for too long, so I have come to accept this. But the key point is, are there too many people who have become Chuunibyou? Are they all infected with a disease called Chuunibyou? !
"What on earth is going on? Why did this happen?! I really don't understand..." Xiao Lin couldn't help but exclaimed. These guys were too abnormal. It made Xiao Lin feel a little sick. Then he seemed to have just reacted and said in a daze: "...Wait a minute, could it be because of what happened yesterday?!"
Let's move forward a little bit in time to yesterday.
That was when the team and the others finally completed the mission.
If Xiaolin remembers correctly -
“…Ahh.” Outside the outskirts of Axel, Megumin sighed with satisfaction and said, “In today’s mission, my explosion magic once again shined.”
"That's the best!" Xiao Lin stared at the little Lolita lying on the ground with a happy face, and couldn't help cursing: "I told you not to release it, but you still did. As a result, we were surrounded by the enemy and fell into a big crisis! If I hadn't acted in time, we would have been wiped out!"
Huihui has a special aesthetic sense that as long as she can use explosive magic to make herself happy, she will completely ignore the life and death of her teammates. It really makes people angry, but she is not aware of this.
"I haven't been spanked like this in a while...it doesn't feel bad!"
“If Darkness hadn’t used her taunt skill to lure the enemy away, the entire army might have been wiped out.”
Darkness shook her body with pleasure, and Aqua couldn't help but sigh with relief, she survived again. ...But, it's better this way, Krillin had prepared magic to annihilate the enemy in one fell swoop, but Darkness didn't leave when the time came, and he even went deep into the magic, causing their team to waste a lot of time and energy before they finally managed to get rid of the enemies.
Hui Hui was laughing without realizing it. She said with great pride, “It is precisely because of the crisis that we can highlight our wonderful performance later. Isn’t this also good?”
"That's a nice size, I really can't stand it!" Xiao Lin was so angry that he couldn't control his emotions. The long-standing anger made him feel very unhappy, and he complained subconsciously: "That's it, I hate the Crimson Demons with problems in their brains!"
“What do you mean by brain problems? Who are you talking about that has brain problems?” Hui Hui also got up from the ground in displeasure. She put her hands on her waist and glared at Xiao Lin, as if she would not let him go unless he explained clearly. She said angrily: “It’s just that the world hasn’t realized how handsome the Crimson Demons are!”
"It's impossible for them to be discovered!" Xiao Lin clenched his fists and complained angrily, "Even if the Red Demons are recognized by the world one day, I will never go along with them! Even if I die and jump off here, I will never go along with them!"
Kobayashi made this vow on impulse.
“What did you say?!” Huihui was also excited. She also retorted emotionally: “In that case, I will predict again - one day, Xiaolin will definitely agree with the handsomeness of the Crimson Demons!”
After that, the topic ended there.
…It should have been like this, but now it has turned into such a tragedy. Could it be that the reason is due to Megumin’s ominous prophecy? Am I the only one who cannot recognize the handsomeness of the Crimson Demons? !
Although he cannot accept and agree with the handsomeness of the Crimson Demons, and he also likes things that are called niche, it does not mean that he will be excluded by the whole world. If the world really becomes a world where one cannot survive without suffering from the Chuunibyou, then he can reluctantly fool people with the Chuunibyou for a while.
"Okay, Xiaolin!" At this time, Dust suddenly shouted enthusiastically: "If you are our best friend, put on this eye mask and go with us!"
"I refuse!" Xiao Lin's favorite thing is to say no to self-righteous people, and - "Who said that if I am your best friend, I must wear this weird eye mask? Is there any causal relationship between the two?! Even if there is a causal relationship, I will categorically refuse! Oh, right, let's just break up!"
"Hey, hey...!"
Duster seemed to be seriously injured. He raised his hands and looked at Xiaolin in disbelief, as if he had never expected that Xiaolin would break off their friendship. He looked so shocked that he looked as pitiful as a wounded cub. It was heartbreaking to see him.
Lynn had a different tone, and also said a little sadly: "Xiao Lin... do you really think so?"
"Lynn, even you...?!"
Kobayashi opened his eyes wide. Speaking of which, Lynn, who had always been very serious, had actually become a chuunibyou, and even blended in very well, which made him doubt himself.
"Is it me? Is the problem with me?"
He held his head in his hands, looking doubtful of himself. Kobayashi couldn't tell, he really couldn't tell.
At this time, Huihui jumped out again. She covered the red cross eye patch with one hand, and her red eyes glowed slightly. She said loudly: "The time for decision has come! Come on, Xiaolin also put on the eye patch... Wear the stigma of the chosen one!"
"The... stigmata of the chosen one...?"
Kobayashi murmured as he looked at Huihui. The red cross eye mask she handed him made him fall into deep thought and he couldn't extricate himself.
At this time, a man with a mohawk and wearing suspenders appeared in the corner of the street. He leaned against the wall with his eyes closed and said meaningfully, "Don't think too much, just go ahead as you please."
“Hmm…!” Xiao Lin suddenly realized. He gritted his teeth, looked at the red cross eye patch dangling in front of him, and reached out to grab it… getting closer and closer… getting closer and closer… But just before he was about to touch it, he seemed to be burned by something, and quickly withdrew his hand, shouting at the same time: “I still can’t do it! It’s weird no matter how I think about it——!”
Then, regardless of other people's reactions, he ran out of the town without looking back and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
(End of this chapter)