civilwarnovels Chapter 903 The Last Daily Life 82
Chapter 903 The Last Daily Life 82
Chapter 903 The Last Daily Life 82
For some reason, Darkness didn’t like Mitsurugi Hibiki the first time she met him. Maybe it was because he was too handsome and upright. Also, Mitsurugi Hibiki’s personality was not really to the liking of the perverted female knight.
But just because it didn't suit her taste didn't mean it didn't suit other people's tastes. Listening to the crazy screams of the girls in the audience, you could tell how eye-catching Yu Jian Xiangye's outfit was. It was really great to receive so many cheers, it was really great... But it made Xiao Lin behind the stage a little unhappy.
After all, he was the next person to appear. If he was ranked behind such an excellent model, wouldn't he be at a disadvantage? As the saying goes, there is no harm without comparison. Wouldn't he just become the background of Yu Jian Xiangye?
Damn it, if Aqua knew this, why didn't she arrange herself in front of Mitsurugi Hibiki? Wouldn't it be good to let her be the finale? ... I forgot that the finale means the second to last appearance, so Mitsurugi Hibiki's arrangement was not wrong.
Then, Aqua said loudly at this time: "Next, the last person to appear is this person!"
She seemed very enthusiastic, and Kobayashi also understood that the stupid goddess was kind enough to let him finish the story, but he might disappoint the audience. Was it really okay to have a bad ending like this?
"A good-for-nothing who stays at home forever! Xiao-Lin-!"
"This sentence is superfluous!"
Xiaolin rolled her eyes as she walked on the model stage. When she came to the front, she waved to everyone and said, "I'm here~ I'm Xiaolin. Sorry for keeping you waiting...!!"
"...Huh?!" X3
When the other people saw Kobayashi appear, they exclaimed in surprise, because he was not wearing the bright and fancy clothes of modern society like the others, but a sports suit - which looked almost the same as the sports suit Sato Kazuma wore when he traveled through time, except that the sports suit he wore now was a loose sky blue one, which not only looked very loose, but also made it impossible to see his figure at all.
"Mr. Kobayashi didn't ask me to make the costumes. I was wondering what you were going to do, but... "Aqua pouted her lips in dissatisfaction and said, "What? It's so mysterious. I thought it was something eye-catching..."
That’s right, the reason why Aqua let Kobayashi appear last was because he didn’t ask Aqua to make clothes for him, that’s why it happened. However, he didn’t expect that Kobayashi’s clothes were just ordinary sportswear.
It was ordinary, ordinary, it looked too ordinary, so ordinary that the enthusiastic audience in the audience also calmed down, as if they had been poured with cold water.
Aqua seemed very unhappy and puffed her lips, saying angrily: "What's that? It's just a normal sportswear!!"
"Yeah, what's wrong?" Xiaolin retorted without any apology.
"Yeah, how about...his head!" Yu Jian Xiangye was very unhappy and loudly scolded Xiao Lin, and said in a low roar: "Are you here to make trouble?!"
"Hey! I'm super serious, okay!" Xiaolin retorted loudly with equal dissatisfaction, glaring at Yukihiro and saying, "Sportswear is the product of modern society! You must have worn it too, right?!"
"Yes, I did wear it at school..."
Mitsurugi Hibiki really had no way of lying. After all, in Ribonu... No, as long as they were students in modern society, no matter where they were, they would wear convenient and loose sportswear when they were in school or in physical education class.
"Look!" Xiao Lin snorted and said proudly, "Isn't this a common dress in modern society?!"
"That's not the problem!" Although Mitsurugi Hibiki admitted it in his heart, he still retorted: "What I mean is, it's very rude for you to wear this kind of clothes to attend Lady Aqua's fashion show!"
Indeed, it was like a high-end ball where all the guests were princes and nobles dressed in gorgeous clothes, but Kobayashi was wearing the cheapest cotton and linen clothes... no, it was as rude and abrupt as being naked. It could even be said that Kobayashi's appearance lowered the grade of Aqua's fashion show - although I didn't want to admit it, this was the fact.
"Where is this disrespectful?!"
Xiao Lin disagreed, rolled his eyes and loudly refuted, as if to show off and prove something, "Let me tell you, Aqua has slept in the stable with me dressed like this, and we've also held parties at the guild, okay? Even when she was drunk, I carried her back in this outfit, and she even vomited all over me!"
“Hmm…!” Yu Jian Xiangye clicked his tongue unwillingly. He clenched his fists and said awkwardly, “How enviable!”
I mean, is there anything I can envy about someone who was vomited all over by a drunk Aqua? You must be kidding.
"I say, are you guys getting off topic?"
Darkness couldn’t help but speak up, interrupting the two people who were still arguing about the close contact she had with Aqua because of the clothes.
“Yeah.” Hui Hui also agreed. She said helplessly, “At least, I don’t think this can be used as a reference for the dancer’s new costumes. Of course, I’m not saying that sportswear is bad, but… the dancer’s costume should be more gorgeous, right?”
This is true. After all, isn't it the dancers' gorgeous dancing and costumes that are on stage that are to be seen? If Xiaolin is dressed too simply and ordinary, then there is no difference between her and ordinary people, right? Moreover, this ordinary dress does not match the stage with colorful lights.
Hearing Huihui say this, Xiaolin immediately realized where his problem lay.
"The atmosphere is heating up!" Aqua looked at the heated scene where people were arguing, and her expression became excited. She said loudly: "Okay, now the opinions of all parties are conflicting, and the argument is getting more and more--"
Before Aqua could finish her words, Miss Luna, the guild counter clerk, hurried over with an anxious look on her face. Anyone who saw her like this would realize that something must have gone wrong.
"Mr. Kobayashi, and everyone else!"
"Big sister?" Xiao Lin looked at her and asked curiously, "What happened? Why are you so flustered?"
"Just now, the guild received a notification that a female Grammy appeared in the suburbs of Axel. Could you please go and subdue her?!"
Ms. Luna, the guild counter clerk, quickly explained the whole story and asked everyone to go and defeat the enemy. Thanks to her excellent work ability, everyone became alert and serious.
"Of course, no problem, leave it to us!" Yu Jian Xiangye was the first to agree, without any hesitation, which made people sigh that he was a true hero and a qualified adventurer! In this case, let's give this mission to him... Just when Xiaolin was thinking this, Yu Jian Xiangye suddenly turned around and said to Xiaolin: "Let's go, Xiaolin!"
"What...?! Why do I have to go too?!" Xiaolin retorted loudly in dissatisfaction, but Mitsurugi Hibiki pulled his arm and quickly ran towards the door of the guild and the direction of Axel Town, causing Xiaolin to shout: "...Wait, wait, I'm wearing a sports suit now!?"
Xiaolin, who was forcibly taken away, had no time to change his clothes. It was not just Xiaolin, but also Mitsurugi Hibiki. But there was no need to worry about this guy, because his best weapon, the magic sword Gram, was still with him, so a mere Gram was nothing to be afraid of...
Because no heavy equipment was needed, everyone arrived at the outskirts of Axel town in a short while, and saw the female Graham on the plain. She was wearing a maid-like outfit, and her eyes emitted a terrifying red light. She looked very much like a runaway mechanical lifeform, especially as she was shouting, "Clean... Clean... Clean...!!!" The sharp mechanical sound made her even more terrifying.
The red light in the eyes of this female Graham became even brighter after she saw everyone. At the same time, she took frightening and violent steps, pulling the skirt of her maid outfit and running towards everyone.
"It's coming!" Yu Jian Xiangye raised the magic sword Gram in his hand and shouted to everyone: "Everyone, please be careful!"
At the same time, he took a step forward and stood in front of everyone, as if he was going to stop the maid Grem from charging at him. Of course, Darkness followed closely behind him, and the two of them stood in front of Grem, blocking her path.
Seeing this, Xiao Lin felt relieved and spread his hands, saying: "Even if you don't say it, we will pay attention to it-"
"Clean up! Drink!"
Then, Grem in maid outfit was seen running at an extremely fast speed. With her strange steps, she easily bypassed Mitsurugi Hibiki and Darkness who were blocking her way and rushed towards Kobayashi quickly.
“Ah… How dangerous!”
Kobayashi dodged just before she was about to touch him, leaving Graham in maid outfit empty-handed.
"Oh, what a gorgeous dodge! Xiaolin, you're really good at showing off!"
Huihui couldn't help but praise him. But the little loli was completely wrong, because Xiaolin didn't do it on purpose. It was better to say that the barely dodged just now made him look particularly embarrassed - it would appear gorgeous, but it was just a self-defeating move.
“Well, now is the time…!” Darkness saw the right moment and shouted to everyone, “There is indeed a flaw on the back of the maid costume Grem! Now is the time – drink!!!”
She rushed forward, and Xiaolin opened his eyes wide when he saw this scene and shouted, "Wait...Darkness, stop messing around!"
One has to admit that Grem in maid costume did reveal a flaw, and one also has to admit that Darkness's timing was perfect, but one has to admit that Darkness's attacks never hit her target.
Therefore, when Darkness rushed over and planned to deal a fatal blow to the maid Grem, Kobayashi had already guessed what would happen next - she rushed to the enemy's back and swung the knight's sword fiercely, but it missed perfectly and caused the maid Grem to dodge. Responding, the maid Grem took a stance and threw a punch, and at the moment when the punch was about to hit Darkness -
"Explosion!"
“Aaaaaaa——”
Huihui took action, and a huge fireball fell from the sky, engulfing Darkness and the maid-costume Grem.
“Hey… wait a minute, Megumin! Darkness is still here. Are you serious about using explosion magic like this?!”
“B-but…Darkness was about to be hit by the attack from the maid costumed girl Grem. If she hadn’t attacked, wouldn’t she have been hit?!”
"……Are you serious?"
Xiaolin looked at the aggrieved Huihui dumbfounded. This guy wanted to protect Darkness, which was a good idea, but if Darkness was also included in the attack range of the explosion magic, what was the difference between hitting her directly? Although I understand that Huihui may want to protect Darkness, but what are you protecting now?
“Okay, okay, it doesn’t matter.” Aqua didn’t seem to care too much. She patted her chest and said, “With me here, Darkness won’t get hurt. Leave it to me!”
"No, no, no, that's not what I meant—"
"Besides, doesn't Darkness like this?"
"Well!"
Kobayashi was speechless for a moment. Aqua directly killed the game because in the huge deep pit blasted by Megumin’s explosion magic, Darkness, who looked embarrassed, was showing an extremely comfortable and happy expression, making Kobayashi completely at a loss for words.
"…Forget it, let's go back."
"Oh!" X5
In short, their mission this time - to defeat the passing maid costumed Grem - was successfully completed. However, although the mission was completed, it was a mixed feeling.
"Xiaolin Xiaolin, I used Explosion Magic to kill Grem, who was wearing a maid costume, but I lost all the bounty because I destroyed the terrain outside the town. This is too uncomfortable."
Huihui said this unwillingly. The little loli lying on the guild table raised her somewhat resentful and helpless face and begged, "Can you accompany me to the nearby cliff later?"
"Wait a minute, do you still want to use explosion magic?" Xiao Lin stared at the complaining little girl blankly, and subconsciously said: "I say, you have no magic power now, can you use another explosion magic?"
"No, I really have no magic power left, but Xiaolin, you can absorb the touch, right? Please, give me some magic power. If I don't vent this depressed mood in my heart, I will be suffocated."
“You are so willful.” Xiaolin sighed slightly, but did not refuse Huihui’s excessive request. He said, “Well, let’s wait until the fashion show is over.”
Kobayashi understood the frustration of "obviously having made the greatest contribution, but in the end not getting any bounty and having to pay compensation", so he didn't reject Huihui so flatly. However, even if he had to go, he had to finish the interrupted fashion show.
(End of this chapter)