civilwarnovels Chapter 825 The Last Daily Life 5
Chapter 825 The Last Daily Life 5
Chapter 825 The Last Daily Life 5
“Hey, Aqua! It’s your turn to buy ingredients for dinner today, go quickly…what are you doing?”
Kobayashi saw the stupid goddess sitting on the sofa, looking like a thinker. He didn't know why she suddenly fell into deep thought. Before he could ask her, this guy suddenly shouted: "That's right! I am the goddess Aqua! I am the goddess of water and wisdom with many believers. I am a very famous goddess who can be ranked in this world. I am the goddess of water who should be popular!"
"Yes, you are indeed a goddess. I acknowledge the fact that you are a goddess. You are the most popular goddess Aqua." Kobayashi said with a smile, then his expression changed to an extremely cold one and said to her: "So hurry up and buy the ingredients for tonight. You need three radishes, four cabbages, four eggplants and two cucumbers. Oh, if you want to buy snacks, you can only spend a maximum of three hundred eris. You are not allowed to buy bubble wine, because you have stockpiled a lot of bubble wine in your room. Drink it up before it expires."
“No—”
"My ears!"
Aqua yelled, causing great disturbance to Xiaolin's ears. He rolled his eyes in dissatisfaction and said, "What's the matter? Do you want to say that the bubble wine belongs to you alone, or that bubble wine will never expire no matter what? If you dare to say that it can be purified into water and drunk even if it expires, I will really beat you up. Or, are you feeling unwell?"
"Listen to me, Xiaolin." Aqua patted her chest and said very seriously: "I am a goddess... Goddess Aqua! But no one treats me as a goddess. Isn't this very strange? It's as if the people in this world don't know that goddesses exist. This is not right. This is not right. I am a goddess, a living goddess!"
"Hmm..." Xiaolin was helpless about the stupid goddess's entanglement. He shook his head and said, "Don't even mention that they think you are a goddess. Huihui and the others don't believe that you are a goddess at all, so there is nothing we can do about it. After all, you are...right?"
“It’s not that I don’t have a solution!” Aqua stamped her feet in anger. She shouted, “As a goddess… and an elite in charge of the island nation, I can’t just muddle along any longer! I can’t let this continue! I want everyone to understand thoroughly that I’m a goddess!”
"That's impossible. Just give up." Xiao Lin said to the excited idiot goddess, "Everyone will just think you're a pathetic person who calls herself a goddess. If you keep talking, you might be disliked, so stop it."
"So, I thought about it carefully--"
"It's hopeless. This guy isn't even listening to me."
Kobayashi covered his cheeks in pain. This stupid goddess was always like this. Once something happened, she would become complacent and wouldn't listen to anyone, which made him passive every time. It was really painful.
“——Once everyone sees my excellent purification ability with their own eyes, they will believe that I am a goddess, right!?” Aqua was lost in her own fantasy, with a sunny smile on her face. “How about it, isn’t this method good!?”
"Yeah, that's awesome...it sounds good."
Kobayashi said this in a voice without any emotion or fluctuation. Anyone who is not an idiot should be able to hear his perfunctory intentions. However...
"Then without further ado, I'm going to Axel to let everyone know my power as a goddess!"
Aqua shouted excitedly.
I forgot, this guy is a complete stupid goddess.
Xiao Lin sighed helplessly and said, "Oh... Go quickly, go quickly. But before that, remember to buy the ingredients for dinner first."
"Xiaolin you idiot!"
"Eh!?"
Aqua cursed with disgust, then turned and ran to the town. Xiaolin looked at her dumbfounded, but did not chase after her. Forget it, no matter what tricks she played, as long as she bought the ingredients for dinner.
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"Everyone, please pay attention to me! Look over here, look over here! Look over here!" Aqua came to the streets of Axel and shouted to the passers-by, "Everyone, please listen to me! In the next few days, I will provide goddess home service! Just leave it to me, and I can clean the stains in your room and make it sparkling!"
"Goddess? What is that woman talking about?"
"Isn't he an idiot?"
"That guy seems to be an Axis cultist. Let's leave now. Those guys are not to be trifled with."
"Really? It's better to go quickly."
Hearing the pedestrians leaving with disgust on their faces, Aqua couldn't help but call out to them with an anxious expression on her face.
"Don't get me wrong! I really am the goddess of water! The proof is that as long as you use the water I have purified to clean, any place that is filled with dirt will be cleaned up very quickly!"
"...That's it."
Perhaps because the benefits were too tempting, some passers-by stopped and started to talk. One of them couldn't help but ask, "My toilet is very old. Can you make it clean? Of course, it doesn't have to be the same as a new one, but it's a headache for me to keep it like this."
"Of course!" Aqua said loudly and confidently, "I can make it as clean as new! And it doesn't cost anything. I'm so kind!"
Of course, she couldn't be a good person, so she put forward her own conditions.
"But I have one request - that is that you must obey the admiration that arises in your heart and tell the people around you how powerful the goddess is! Then believe in me as the goddess! How about it, it's simple!"
“They don’t charge any money…”
Sure enough, free is what makes people most interested. The crowd was getting agitated, but the first person to speak up took the initiative to say, "It's a piece of cake if we just need to spread the word to the people around us! Please help me clean the places in my house that need water!"
"Ah! I'm leaving my house to you too!"
"And my house!"
"My house, go to my house first!"
Following the first person's words, others followed suit. The uncontrollable requests made Aqua become complacent, with a happy yet pretending-to-be-calm expression on her face.
“Wait, stop fighting, stop fighting. Goddess Aqua only has one body. But this feeling of being relied on by everyone… I haven’t felt it for a long time. As expected, for me, being a goddess is my vocation!”
Therefore, Aqua cleaned the dirtier places in these people's homes for free, at the cost of worshipping the goddess from the bottom of her heart and spreading her faith. Every day, she went out early and came back late, dragging her tired body back home, so that the housework, washing and cooking that she should have done all fell on Kobayashi's head.
However, seeing how hard this idiot worked, Kobayashi didn't want to undermine her confidence, so he took the initiative to take over her work so that she could concentrate on cleaning for others.
This went on for several days.
“Huha————!” Aqua drank the bubble wine in the glass in one gulp. With a comfortable smile on her face, she said loudly: “After all the hard work, this glass of bubble wine is so delicious that it’s unfair!”
"Thanks for your hard work."
As Xiaolin spoke, he asked the guild waitress who passed by to bring another glass of bubbles, and asked, "What was the result? Did you get any response?"
"Of course!" Aqua said proudly, "I spent the whole day today helping several families purify the places where water is used in their homes! Everyone has a happy expression on their face!"
Hearing her say this, she seems to be no different from a nice person who is willing to help others, if she didn't insist on making people believe in some goddess.
Huihui asked curiously, “What happened?”
“Has your volunteer spirit awakened?” Darkness looked at Aqua curiously and said, “Or are you actually very resistant but forced to serve others… Good, that’s great.”
The perverted female Crusader began to have unnecessary delusions again.
Aqua shook her head and said, "No, I am a kind goddess with compassion. Don't you think it's natural for me to do good for everyone?"
"I see. Is it the old problem again?"
"It's a good thing to do charity work, but pretending to be a goddess is a bit..."
Obviously, as soon as the stupid goddess opened her mouth, her two companions knew what had happened to her and could even guess why she did it.
"I told you I'm not pretending, I'm the real goddess!" Aqua pouted unhappily and said loudly: "Right now everyone in this town must be talking about me as a goddess...!"
"Hmm... Hey, look! That blue hair... is the goddess!"
"Really? The goddess has arrived!"
"Goddess! Goddess!"
The villagers began to call out loudly, and such a lively scene even frightened Xiao Lin. He looked at the enthusiastic villagers around him in disbelief and said, "Oh, so popular... Everyone actually treats Aqua as a goddess..."
Could it be that the Stupid Goddess's long-cherished wish will be fulfilled today?
"Goddess bless us! Goddess bless us!" One of them looked very pious, and he prayed in a low voice, "Please have mercy on us again!"
"Raise your head." Aqua said in a particularly goddess-like manner, "Goddess Aqua is very merciful to those who seek salvation!"
"I mean, everyone worships Aqua so much... Is she really a goddess?"
"How is that possible? We were all just deceived..."
Darkness and Megumin were also a little confused. After all, if the useless high priest who had always been a stay-at-home god suddenly turned into a goddess or something, they would be surprised and uncomfortable.
"Goddess! Goddess! Goddess!"
Such a passionate call came from the guild.
“If everyone really calls me goddess, goddess…” Aqua covered her face shyly and said, “Even if I’m really a goddess, I’ll still feel shy… hehe…”
She actually had an embarrassing day, which made Kobayashi surprised at the hopelessly thick-skinned stupid goddess. He stared at her with wide eyes as if he had just met her for the first day.
One of them praised loudly: "Please don't be so modest! You really are a goddess!"
"Yes, yes, you are the real [Goddess of the Toilet]!" another person suddenly shouted loudly.
"……Um?"
Xiaolin was stunned.
Aqua had the same expression. She blinked her idiotic eyes and said, "Strange...? It seems like there are some extra words before the word 'Goddess'... Is it my illusion, or did you say it wrong?"
"Yes, that's it!"
"Everyone is very happy because the toilet has become clean!"
"From now on, whenever there is a problem with the toilet, we will be the first to consult with the goddess!"
People kept saying this.
It seems that although Aqua has become a goddess, she is not the goddess of water and wisdom, but the goddess of toilets (laughs).
"Wait! This is different from my plan!" Aqua shouted in dissatisfaction, "I did purify the toilet water, but you actually called me the goddess of the toilet... That's too much, it's really too much!"
“I see.” Darkness looked as if he had suddenly realized something. He looked at Aqua, who was about to cry, and said, “He must be paying respect to Aqua’s toilet-cleaning skills, so he calls her a goddess.”
It seems that she mistakenly believed that she was honored as a goddess because her skills were so superb that she won the unanimous recognition of the entire Axel... or something like that?
Huihui said excitedly, “Aqua, why don’t you just save up all your skill points? How about changing your job to a toilet worker? With your toilet sweeping skills, you will definitely get a large reward! And you can open up the market in this way. Maybe in the end, these people will become dependent on you!”
There is nothing wrong with this. After all, Aqua wanted to be a goddess, and now she is a goddess, so she should be happy.
"--No way! I'm really a goddess!" Aqua was so angry about the misunderstanding that her stomach was about to explode. She denied it loudly, but others didn't listen at all and just treated her as a toilet-sweeping goddess.
In the end, she had no choice but to seek help from Xiaolin.
"Xiao Lin, say something too! Tell them the truth!"
"Hey, the toilet-cleaning goddess!"
Kobayashi teased her deliberately, and Aqua cried out with tears in her eyes: "Ah - really! I am the goddess of water, not the goddess of the toilet -"
The tears shed by Aqua at this time seemed to have become a cleaning liquid that could remove any stubborn oil stains, so they were treated as treasures and stored carefully by everyone, but that is another story.
(End of this chapter)