civilwarnovels Chapter 802 Working Goddess 10
Chapter 802 Working Goddess 10
Chapter 802 Working Goddess 10
This time the game is not difficult, but a puzzle game called Stacking.
Stacking is a classic wooden educational building block toy, and its design concept is derived from the Huangchangtichou wooden model of the ancient Han Dynasty.
It is simple and easy to play, and can exercise people's hand-eye coordination and willpower, and can cultivate balance.
At the same time, the process of building blocks can also improve patience and self-control, and can exercise the flexibility of hand muscles. It is suitable for adults to use, and can also be used as a family game to enhance parent-child relationships.
That’s right, in Kobayashi’s mind, the idiot Aqua already belongs to the category of problem children - the kind of children he takes care of.
In order to maintain fairness, Kobayashi asked Aqua to build the building blocks and even let her start drawing first. However, after just a few tries, this guy didn't know what to do.
"Here... No, it feels a bit off..."
Aqua was lying on the ground, looking at the crumbling building, but she didn't know which stick to pull, and looked extremely distressed.
Xiao Lin urged her impatiently, "Hurry up and make a decision. It's been more than ten minutes. It's just a piece of wood. Why are you so entangled?"
“I have to be careful, right?!” Aqua yelled, “This is 20% interest. 20%! I have to make a good decision!”
"Then why don't you take action? Are you planning to admit defeat?"
“No way! Wait, wait a minute!” Aqua looked at the building that was about to fall apart, not knowing what to do. She muttered softly, “If I pull this out, it will collapse... What should I do...”
"Aqua, I think there's no problem here."
Huihui was directing from the side.
“No, doesn’t that look like it’s going to collapse too?” Darkness had another idea. She pointed to the building on the other side and said, “If we want to remove it, this side is better. At least we won’t make any mistakes, right?”
As if to get Aqua to listen to her advice, she even shook the stupid goddess's shoulders.
Although there is a convention that a true gentleman watches a chess game without saying a word, first of all, this is not a chess game, and this Jenga game does not guarantee a win just because there are more people. Sometimes the more you help, the more trouble you will cause, so I just followed them.
"Wait, wait, don't shake me! Also, don't blow, or it will collapse!"
Aqua screamed.
You see, the more you give her random orders at this time, the more she will lose her own opinion, and the consequence of losing her composure is naturally defeat. Seeing her so entangled, Xiao Lin raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing an evil smile, and at the same time provoked her:
“Hey, hey, hey, where’s your momentum from just now? Didn’t you say you could take me down in a few moves? Come on, take me down in the next step, or I’ll take you down… Come on, come on, hurry up and take the next step.”
"Huh!?"
Sure enough, Xiaolin's intimidation tactics worked. The stupid goddess was a little afraid to move. She looked at the shaky building and became afraid and whispered: "I say, Mr. Xiaolin... everything can be discussed. Can you withdraw the step just now?"
"How can this game be withdrawn?"
Xiaolin rolled his eyes in annoyance.
Did Aqua think that this was a game of chess, where you could regret your moves and give up your moves? You might as well just raise your hand and win. Besides, in this Jenga game, even if you could regret your moves, you couldn't put the stick back.
"Okay, hurry up and get ready for me."
"I-I know!"
The stupid goddess who was urged gritted her teeth, as if to increase her courage and luck, and said: "Look! Triggering miracles is a piece of cake for me! If you want to know why, it's because I'm a goddess! - Increase your luck!"
After saying that, this girl seemed to be afraid of failure, so she gave herself a lucky blessing. Xiaolin was speechless because he had no idea whether she had the heart to compete fairly.
Huihui couldn't help but ask, "Xiaolin, is it really not a foul to cast a magic that increases luck here?"
“What are you talking about, Huihui?” Aqua said smugly, “Luck is also part of strength! I will definitely not lose this competition! Watch out, the next moment will be my highlight, and I will win this time!”
"Yes, yes, I get it, I get it, just do your best."
Xiaolin waved his hand indifferently.
The Jenga game is actually similar to chess or other games. There is no luck factor at all. It relies on each player's eyesight and technique. Luck and the like are completely useless.
"No way, Xiaolin! How dare you look down on me? I will make you admit defeat in tears! Be prepared! Hey!"
Aqua said something to encourage herself, and then quickly pulled out a stick. However——
There was a rustling sound and wooden strips scattered all over the ground.
This is only natural. After all, this game is all about eyesight and technique. How can luck play any role?
“Wow—”
Aqua burst into tears.
This guy just said he would make Xiaolin cry bitterly, but in the blink of an eye he became like this.
"Okay, the game is over!"
Seeing this, Kobayashi clapped his hands, declared his victory, and raised his right hand with a confident smile on his face. Although the process was a little complicated, he actually didn't think he would lose at all, especially when playing with the stupid goddess Aqua.
Looking at the dumbfounded goddess, Xiao Lin patted her cheek and said with a smile: "Okay, you should pay your debt well."
From this moment on, the debt owed by Aqua doubled. The original 10% interest for ten days became 20% interest for ten days. He hoped that she would be able to pay off the debt one day - he was serious.
"Wait, wait a minute, Xiaolin! What happened just now doesn't count. I wasn't the one who knocked over that guy just now!"
"Hey……"
Kobayashi looked at the stupid goddess speechlessly.
In fact, he had already guessed that Aqua would cheat, but he didn't expect that this guy would actually do the same as he thought, cheating without paying any attention to others, and even pushing the blame onto others.
"That's right! I just saw it, it was Darkness who got it!"
"What, me!?"
“Yes, yes, I really saw it. Darkness tripped and knocked over the Jenga building, so it doesn’t count this time! Because there was external interference, I didn’t lose!”
"Why, why is this——"
Darkness, who was splashed with dirty water, cried out in grievance, but Aqua had already made up her mind to put the blame on her, so in order to make Kobayashi accept it, she deliberately acted like a spoiled child.
"Anyway, the one just now doesn't count, let's do it again!"
"Well, that's fine."
Xiao Lin sighed slightly. The surprise just now had passed. He was indeed surprised by what the stupid goddess said, but he soon found that there was no need to be surprised. After all, it was impossible for this guy to cheat, and it was impossible for a stupid goddess not to cheat.
"I knew you would say that." He spread his hands helplessly and said, "Okay, I'll give you another chance."
"Really? Well, I will definitely win this time!"
Aqua clenched her fists confidently.
No, no, no, with the skills just now, Xiaolin has already determined that no matter how many times the stupid goddess competes with him, she will only lose the game in the end. After all, this girl is so bad. I think Huihui and Darkness can easily beat her.
Darkness and Megumin seemed excited because they had another chance.
"In that case, count me in as well. I'm also interested in this game."
"I want to play, too. After watching a game, I feel like I'm familiar with the general rules."
Both of them expressed their willingness to join the war.
This should be considered a very novel game. Two people who like to play games have no reason not to participate in it, and the more people play this game, the happier it will be.
“Sure.” Aqua agreed immediately, but she did not do this to promote the relationship between the companions, but for her own little tricks. She said, “Darkness and Megumin can join in, but if you two knock someone down, it will be Xiaolin’s fault. Do you understand?”
“Aqua…”
"Such a request is also..."
Huihui and Darkness looked at the stupid goddess speechlessly, as if condemning her for being so shameless as to allow two newbies to come along and hold back Krillin, forcing themselves to create a powerful opportunity.
"It's okay, it's okay." Xiao Lin waved his hands to show that he didn't care. He said, "It's okay for them to join my side. It's okay for them to blame me. But if you lose this time, don't make excuses anymore, okay?"
"I'm going to win, so it's okay."
Aqua puffed out her chest confidently.
I'm going to win.
This sentence is like a curse. No matter who says it, the final result will not be good. Xiaolin has seen Aqua's face collapse, and she has to face the doubled interest, hugging his thigh and crying for mercy.
Because Aqua is ridiculously weak in this kind of game!
In order to teach her a profound lesson, Kobayashi did not stop her. Let alone whether he had good intentions or not, even if he did, that idiot Aqua would not accept it. Instead, she would mock him for being scared, thus betraying his good intentions.
In this case, let her suffer a little.
In order to increase the fun, Kobayashi deliberately added a lot of wooden strips, changing the stacking game from the original building shape to a round pen holder shape.
There are many types of stacking games, whether they are in the shape of a building, a pen holder, or a mountain. In short, the way they want to win will not change, and whoever pushes it down loses.
"It actually changed its shape. You're so cunning, Xiaolin. You must have done it on purpose!"
"Hey, hey, hey, use your uncivilized little brain. This is the best thing for you, right?"
Hearing Aqua's complaint, Kobayashi scolded her angrily.
"…What do you mean? Why is it good for me?"
“Look, even though you’re an idiot, a complete idiot, you’ve played the game of Jenga before, right? Whether it’s a regular building shape, a pen holder shape, or a mountain shape, you’ve played it before, right? But for Megumin and Darkness, this is their first time playing it, even their first time playing this game.”
"what……"
The stupid goddess seemed to react.
Xiao Lin explained helplessly, "This is your first time playing this game, and you have to face such a difficult game. Don't say I'm trying to make things difficult for you. I'm already giving you face, okay? Shouldn't you thank me?"
“Yes, yes… Hehehe, I forgot… I’m sorry…”
Looking at the silly and stupid goddess, he didn't know what to say to her.
“Roar, it’s actually a deformed form? No problem! Even if it has changed its form, under the sharp eyes of my Crimson Demon Clan, I can immediately find its weakness and knock it down in one fell swoop!”
"Wait a moment——"
Xiao Lin held down the crazy little girl's shoulder and said seriously, "I say, did you really remember the rules correctly?"
"……what?"
“The rule is to maintain this shape as long as possible, right?” Darkness looked at the dumbfounded little girl and said, “This game is not about pushing it down as quickly as possible, Huihui, you remembered it wrong.”
"I see, I forgot about that!"
Huihui patted her head in sudden realization, and then said excitedly: "No problem, whether it is toppling or maintaining this shape, it is not a problem for the Crimson Demons! Leave it to me! Then, let me take the lead!"
“It’s okay if I’m the last one.” Darkness said considerately.
"Then let's fight it out!"
Aqua said this excitedly, and it was obvious that she had some plan in mind, some tricks ready to go.
Although Kobayashi had no intention of being on guard against him, it would be better to say that he didn't need to be on guard against him, because this guy would self-destruct in the end, because it was like this every time, without exception.
...Sure enough, for us, such a stable daily life is the best.
I sincerely hope that there will be no more days when I have to deal with cursed items or strange magic items.
Xiaolin couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
"Okay, Xiaolin! It's your turn!" Aqua kept urging him, signaling him to act quickly, "Hurry up, there are people waiting behind!"
And how can we make this useless goddess behave herself?
Oh My God……
"Xiao Lin, what are you daydreaming about? Hurry up!"
"I see. Then, show us your true abilities."
He said this with a smile.
In the end, Krillin still took first place, while Megumin and Darkness took second and third place. Only the stupid goddess Aqua was always at the bottom.
It would be better to say that this guy would inexplicably get excited every time at the end, and then increase his luck. But she, who never learned her lesson, could not understand that this was not a game of luck, and then self-destruction.
Really, I can't stand her...
(End of this chapter)