civilwarnovels Chapter 770: Cursed Xiaolin
Chapter 770: Cursed Xiaolin
Chapter 770: Cursed Xiaolin
While Kobayashi was hiding in the room and refusing to come out, Aqua and others were secretly planning something in the corridor.
“I’ll tell you.” Aqua said to Megumin and Darkness beside her, “What do you want me to try? What do you want me to do?”
“Aqua, you don’t have to do anything, just cater to us.” Megumin said to her with a smile.
Aqua tilted her head in confusion and said, “I’m not sure, but since you said so, let’s do this. Okay, let’s go in.”
bang bang bang-
Aqua knocked on the door.
"Xiao Lin, we are coming in."
"...Ah, okay."
Xiaolin's voice came from the room.
The door was pushed open, and he was a little surprised to see Aqua, Darkness, Huihui and Yunyun appear in front of him.
“What’s going on? Not only Aqua, but Darkness, Megumin, and Yunyun are here too. What do you four want to do together?”
“Nothing, I just have something to say to you, Xiaolin.” Huihui said.
Xiaolin glanced at Huihui suspiciously and asked cautiously, "What do you want to say?"
“Well, actually…” Huihui looked at Xiaolin cautiously, then lowered her head and rubbed her hands together, then said, “I have a magic wand that I want.”
"Can't we just buy it?" Kobayashi said as a matter of course.
Speaking of which, they haven't changed their equipment for a long time. After their levels were raised, these weapons gradually couldn't keep up with their progress, so it was natural to change weapons.
“But, that’s a bit expensive.” Huihui said even more shyly: “So, I want you, Xiaolin, to buy it…”
"Just buy this kind of stuff yourself, don't blackmail me." Xiao Lin rolled his eyes.
This is like, Hui Hui wants to buy a women's dress, but she doesn't have enough money and asks Xiao Lin to buy it for her. What's the difference between this and writing "resource donation" on WeChat transfer? It's a very excessive practice.
"Of course I want to buy it myself, but I don't have enough money! And..."
"And, what's wrong?"
When Xiaolin saw the little girl hesitating, he felt something was wrong and asked quickly.
"Besides, I might be cured if I get that magic wand..."
"Healed? Healed by a magic wand?"
Xiaolin fell into deep thought.
He had never heard of a magic wand with healing powers.
Darkness saw Krillin lost in thought, so she quickly brought Huihui over and whispered, “Wait a minute, Huihui, this isn’t going to work. This is a lame excuse, Krillin won’t agree to it.”
“Don’t say it, I feel a bit screwed too.” Huihui sighed slightly, “I should have said that I didn’t have enough money and asked him to lend me some.”
"Meihui has always been like this, always doing unnecessary things. Enough, I'll pay for the magic wand, you should do the experiment on Mr. Kobayashi as soon as possible."
"...Youyou, are you serious? Are you stupid?"
“Why am I being scolded by Megumin?!”
Youyou growled softly and excitedly.
Huihui thought she was a little too stupid. She had just been testing Xiaolin, but Youyou thought she didn't have enough money to buy a magic wand.
At this time, Xiaolin also came back to his senses from his thoughts.
"Healed? I see. I'll go buy it then."
“——Huh!?”
Huihui screamed subconsciously.
It was obviously a nonsensical request, and being cured was something that was impossible. However, even though it was something that could be known if one thought about it carefully, Kobayashi said that he would go and buy it himself.
Didn't you even refuse? Is this true?
Aqua was somewhat certain of this, and whispered, "I say, this kind of Xiaolin is really..."
“Wait, wait a minute. It’s too early to judge based on this.” Huihui did not agree with this result. She said cautiously: “Darkness, the next one depends on you.”
“Yes.” Darkness nodded, and then said, “Xiaolin, I also have a request.”
"what happened again?"
Kobayashi scratched his head impatiently, but he did not stop her. Instead, he let Darkness make her request.
"Recently, I feel like you haven't been looking at me with that lewd look as often."
“No, no, no, no… I’ve never looked at you like that!”
Xiaolin denied it quickly, somewhat shyly.
Darkness said, “But if you look at me with a more vulgar and obscene look, maybe my heart will be healed.”
Does she know what she's talking about?
Huihui couldn’t accept it. She whispered, “Darkness, this is a bit…”
That’s right, actively asking men to look at you with lewd eyes is really unacceptable.
“Got it.” Xiaolin nodded seriously and said, “From now on, I will look at you, Darkness, as if I were licking your whole body. Be prepared.”
I didn't expect him to say that.
"What!?" Aqua was so surprised that she didn't know what to do. She looked at Xiaolin seriously and said, "What's wrong? Xiaolin actually said something like that?...Okay, I'll try it myself!"
Afterwards, Aqua seemed to have thought of something, with a flattering smile on her face, she said softly: "I say, Mr. Kobayashi, can you pamper me a little more?"
"what?!"
“For healing.”
The stupid goddess shrank her shoulders in fear after being glared at. As expected, Kobayashi's eyes were very lethal, but in order to confirm whether it was really the same as she thought, she forced herself to continue speaking.
"Because, working part-time every day is tiring. Even I want to heal myself."
"It's so annoying, stop acting like a spoiled brat!"
"Why?! Why can't I do it?"
Aqua yelled in displeasure, she felt that she was being treated differently. Whether it was Huihui or Darkness, as long as they said they wanted to be cured, Krillin would agree to help them.
Whether it was buying a magic wand or staring at her body with lewd eyes, Kobayashi still agreed to it even though it was an impossible request.
However, Aqua's request was ruthlessly rejected.
Isn't this blatant discrimination?
But Xiaolin didn't realize this, nor did he feel that he treated anyone differently, so he scratched his head impatiently, and his tone became rude.
"What do you mean?"
"because--"
"Aqua, that's enough, let's go."
Just as Aqua was about to say something, Darkness interrupted her and grabbed her shoulders, trying to lead her out of the room. But the stupid goddess couldn’t swallow this, and she shouted angrily:
"I can't accept this! Heal me more! Pamper me more!"
"Come on, let's go!"
In the end, the stupid goddess was still taken out by Darkness - the perverted female knight's arm strength was not something that a mere Aqua could resist.
"Well, Xiaolin, see you later."
Huihui also hurriedly greeted them and caught up with the two people who left.
"Uh-huh……"
Kobayashi watched them leave and was somewhat confused by the four people's strange reactions.
The door was closed.
As soon as she came out, Aqua couldn't help but complain: "I say, what's the difference between you and me? Why is Xiaolin so cold to me? It was obviously not like this before! He was more doting and caring towards me!"
"This is the curse of the little forest."
"What? I can't agree with this!...Ah!" Aqua suddenly shouted, "I know, is Xiaolin a super tsundere?"
"……What did you say?"
"She was very gentle to me at first, but after her desires turned the other way, she became so cold... So, my reasoning must be correct, right?"
"wrong."
Huihui also coldly denied the stupid goddess's speculation.
"Yes." Aqua pulled the corner of her mouth, and her expression became cold. She said, "Yes, that's definitely not the case. I also think it's impossible. I must be overthinking."
Thinking back to what happened before, even if Xiaolin really doted on her, that was based on the premise that she had done nothing wrong. But during this period of time, Xiaolin had completely changed into a different person.
She sighed slightly, then looked at Huihui, Darkness, and Yunyun. She asked, "So, what kind of curse did Xiaolin fall under?"
“I want to heal others—that’s right.” Huihui set the tone as soon as she spoke, and explained: “Just now, when I said I wanted a magic wand, I was rejected. But after I said the reason was that I wanted to be healed, Xiaolin’s attitude changed 180 degrees, right?”
"That's true...but I also said I wanted to be healed, but Krillin rejected me harshly!?" Aqua was still upset about not succeeding just now.
“That’s the only thing I can’t understand.” Darkness also pondered: “Why is it that only Aqua can’t do it?”
“That’s the point.” Huihui said, “I was convinced only after I knew that only Aqua was not good enough. No, I should say that in my assumption, only Aqua was not good enough, so it turned out to be the same as I imagined.”
“What?” Darkness widened her eyes and asked, “Meihui, what does this mean?”
“Originally, this was the curse that Aqua was supposed to have. Her desire was — I want to be healed... But after it became the opposite, it became — I want to heal others... right?”
"Well, that should be it...but is there any connection with not healing Aqua?"
"Will this 'others' include Aqua, who was supposed to be cursed?"
"I see, that's how it is..."
Darkness suddenly realized.
"I'm telling you, what do you mean?" Aqua asked with an idiotic look on her face, "What are you talking about? Why can't I be cured?"
“Because among the people who were to be cured, Aqua, who was supposed to be cursed, you were excluded.” Megumin asserted.
"That is to say..."
Aqua's expression froze.
Darkness added to Megumin’s words and said, “In that case, the curse in Xiaolin, strictly speaking, is meant to heal everyone except Aqua, right?”
"It's not fair. This is so unfair!"
When Aqua heard that she was excluded, she couldn't help but complain loudly. But even if she said that, Kobayashi was very fond of Aqua before, and what happened now was also largely due to Aqua.
"Because it was supposed to be you, Aqua, who became like that."
Huihui told the truth.
Darkness nodded seriously and said, “No matter what, we need to remove Xiaolin’s curse as soon as possible.”
"Kobayashi like that is not normal at all. It makes people feel that he is not his ordinary self. It's a little weird." Huihui sighed.
"It doesn't matter, right?" Aqua spread her hands and said, "To me, he's just an ordinary Kobayashi."
"It matters a lot. Xiaolin is in great danger right now."
"What does that mean?"
Darkness didn’t sound like she was exaggerating. Megumin and Aqua looked at her curiously.
“If Huihui’s speculation is correct, then Xiaolin will heal others unconditionally, right?” Darkness said seriously, “What will happen if the bad guys know that Xiaolin is cursed like this?”
“Ah, that’s what Kobayashi said before, that you can easily fall for any kind of fraud.” Huihui covered her forehead with her hands, an expression of disbelief on her face.
Darkness nodded seriously and said, “After seeing what happened to Megumin a few days ago, I felt that the power of the stone tablet is very strong. It is possible that people will become unable to judge right from wrong. If the Demon King’s army takes this opportunity to beg Krillin…”
A few of them thought about that scene for a moment and shook their bodies subconsciously.
"Indeed, it may be in a more dangerous state than I thought."
Huihui said this seriously.
But Aqua snorted and said, "This is also Xiaolin's responsibility. It has nothing to do with me."
“What are you talking about?” Darkness said unhappily, “The team’s problem should be the problem of all members.”
“Besides, anyone except Aqua can deceive Krillin. Is it okay to live a life in debt?” Megumin threatened the stupid goddess.
“…That won’t do.”
Aqua said this decisively.
“Then it’s a happy decision.” Huihui looked at them and said, “Let’s work together to lift Xiaolin’s curse!”
"Ok!"
"I see……"
"I'll do my best."
In general, the three reached a consensus.
However, before they began to discuss how to cure Xiaolin, the door behind them suddenly opened.
"Hey, you guys."
Xiao Lin appeared in front of them and said with a somewhat unfriendly look: "What are you talking about in front of someone else's door?"
"Xiao Lin!?"
When they saw Xiaolin, they were all stunned. Huihui said excitedly: "W-w-w-w-w-w-w--you didn't say anything!"
"Yeah, yeah, we were just talking about girls!" Aqua also said so.
"Well... forget it."
They seemed to be hiding something, but Xiaolin didn't intend to ask, because -
"More importantly, Wiz is calling us from outside."
(End of this chapter)