civilwarnovels Chapter 732 Underwear Return X2
Chapter 732 Underwear Return X2
Chapter 732 Underwear Return X2
Although the sports meet was terminated for various reasons, there was still one thing that had to be done.
That’s right, that’s——
“Content trial begins!”
Kobayashi raised his hands holding the two-colored underwear and shouted, "As expected, the referee still has to hold it!"
"Ah, after all, we still have to do it..."
Wiz sighed in annoyance.
Xiao Lin ignored her and said loudly: "I don't know why I have two pairs of underwear in my hands this time, but I will never back down under this level of difficulty! My gentleman's heart will never be broken!"
“I really can’t stand you.” Darkness shook her head helplessly and said, “If it weren’t for the underwear, it would be quite cool to say this.”
"That's it."
Youyou also agreed silently.
Xiao Lin snorted and said, "Regarding the two pairs of underwear this time, it would be great if we could guess whose they belong to. Or...how about you all just admit it yourself?"
"I say, even if you say so, it's hard for us to answer." Aqua pouted unhappily.
"It doesn't matter what happens, just end this boring thing quickly."
Huihui also felt unhappy.
They seemed to be reluctant to get involved in this matter, and Xiaolin nodded seriously and said, "Oh, leave it to me. I can solve this underwear incident with my reasoning in a few seconds!"
"Ah, Kobayashi always gets excited at times like this." Aqua sighed, as if she couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Please, finish it quickly."
All right.
The first thing is to confirm the underwear again. This time the stolen underwear is the purple lace and pure white underwear.
Come to think of it, did you have the same problem when you went to Wiz's magic tool shop?
Let's guess from the situation.
At that time, Wiz seemed very sad. Coupled with a series of strange behaviors, one of the underwear must be hers.
The other one was acting suspiciously when he went to find her for an event. Although that guy often behaved suspiciously, she was more suspicious than usual.
Ok……
This alone doesn't seem to be enough to confirm it, there should be other decisive events...
"Oh my god."
Aqua covered her mouth and said sarcastically, "You seem to be very troubled this time. Did you encounter something you don't understand?"
“Hehe, how about just giving up and admitting defeat quickly? Right, admitting defeat is a wise decision, right?” Huihui seemed to be urging him constantly, trying to disrupt his thoughts.
hateful!
"Almost, just a little bit more! The decisive evidence!"
"Really, why do you put such passion into something like this?"
Chris sighed helplessly.
"Okay! Then let's start with this pair of sports shorts!" Xiao Lin raised his left hand, and his white underwear fluttered in the wind. He grinned and said, "I already know who the owner of this pair of underwear is."
The evil smile made the girls tremble.
Aqua was surprised and said, "Really? You are not bluffing, are you?"
"I'll let you guys judge whether it's true or not." Xiao Lin said confidently: "From the conclusion, the owner of this pair of underwear is Darkness!"
"Varied----!?"
Darkness was completely stunned. She quickly hugged her shoulders, her cheeks flushed, her body trembling slightly, and whispered, "Xiao-Xiao Lin...you actually said such nonsense...!"
This reaction...
Honestly, there was no need to produce any solid evidence. Darkness’s reaction spoke for itself.
Forget it, just leave it alone.
Xiao Lin smiled contemptuously and said, "I'm not talking nonsense. I have evidence."
"There is evidence...?"
Her face was red and she was trembling even more violently, as if signaling Kobayashi to go ahead and continue talking, so that she would face a more shameful scene.
"I still think this pair of sports underwear belongs to Darkness."
"That statement is entirely your personal judgment, right?"
Chris seemed unable to accept this argument.
“It cannot be used as evidence.”
“Ah, I know, I know. What I care about is just Darkness’ attitude.” Kobayashi raised his index finger, indicating that they should recall what happened at the sports meeting.
"At that time, Darkness was inexplicably very excited, right? Especially at the beginning. This is what I think is wrong."
"That, that is..."
Darkness seemed unable to defend herself.
Chris spoke up for her, "That's normal, right? Even Darkness can't decide, right?"
"Don't worry, Chris. The outcome is not yet determined."
“W-what! Is there more shame waiting for me…?”
"That is--"
Krillin made Phoenix's gesture, pointed at Darkness and said, "Darkness, I remember you said this - and in this state, showing your preferences in front of everyone always feels... right? This kind of words are basically no different from Darkness's previous remarks. However, this sentence is different!"
"Varied!?"
"What on earth is the current situation that you are happy about? Of course, you are wearing nothing from the bottom of your body, isn't that the case?"
"No, not good!"
Darkness’ expression suddenly changed, and she seemed to realize that she had accidentally said the wrong thing.
"Hahaha--"
Xiao Lin laughed proudly and said, "It's too late to react now! Well, do you have anything else to say in your defense?"
“Hmm…! That condescending expression, I can’t stop… I can actually feel this kind of feeling… So cunning, Chris, Megumin!”
Darkness twisted her body.
She seemed to enjoy the pleasure of being exposed by Xiaolin.
"that……"
Huihui looked at the perverted female knight speechlessly, and no longer wanted to say anything about her fetish.
Aqua also looked a little confused and tried to persuade the thief girl beside her.
"I say, Chris."
"what?"
"You'd better choose your friends carefully."
"a ha ha ha--"
Chris also smiled awkwardly.
All right.
Darkness's problem has been solved, and the key lies in another question - who is the owner of the purple lace panties?
no doubt.
These are Wiz's underwear!
"Eh, eh————! My, my underwear?"
The Lich Queen seemed very nervous when her name was suddenly called. She stammered and couldn't say a word.
"Hehe, that's surprising."
Aqua stared at Wiz with a bad look in her eyes and said, “This undead actually wears this kind of underwear. I was shocked. It’s really obscene—”
She deliberately stretched out her voice and said it in a perverted tone.
“No, no!” Wiz waved her hands quickly. Her cheeks flushed and she frowned, and she loudly retorted, “No, this pair of underwear is not mine!”
"No, absolutely not wrong!"
Xiao Lin did not believe what she said, and said confidently: "This pair of underwear is definitely Wiz's, there is no doubt about it! There is evidence."
"evidence……"
"First of all, when I went to Wiz's magic tool shop, Wiz avoided me on purpose."
"Is that so?"
Wiz pretended to reminisce.
Did she avoid Xiaolin, or was it an unconscious action or something?
Xiao Lin pretended to be sad and said, "The reason why such a gentle and considerate Wiz would avoid me is because she doesn't want me to get close to her. That's right, there is only this reason!"
"This, this..."
"And there's another point. Wiz is inexplicably active in participating in the conference."
There was something wrong with Wiz's expression.
It seemed that she also realized that she was too eager.
“That’s right. Wiz is a very nice and considerate person, but she wouldn’t leave her own shop to help. What’s even more strange is that she volunteered to help without my asking. More importantly, Wiz turned into a mad dog! Why would she participate even if she was bullied by Aqua? That’s right, it’s a manifestation of Wiz’s desire to speed up the process of getting 30 million Eris, even if it’s just a little bit!”
“That, that is——”
Wiz's hands kept pinching together, she wanted to find a reason to excuse herself quickly, but no matter how she looked at it, something was wrong with her. And there was only one reason why she was wrong. That's right, there was only one reason that made her so anxious.
Xiaolin grinned and looked victorious.
“Well, Wiz. My reasoning so far should be correct, right?”
"I, I know! I admit it! I admit it, so please give my underwear back to me!"
Wiz didn't say anything stubborn.
She decisively admitted her failure and asked Kobayashi to return her underwear.
Of course, there were reasons that she couldn't explain.
Seeing this, Darkness gasped in enjoyment and said, "To humiliate others like this in front of everyone... Xiaolin, you are really a terrible and excessive man."
"Even if you complain about me so happily, I wouldn't dare to be happy at all."
Xiaolin curled his lips.
Darkness said excitedly: "You are such a fool. It has become so uncomfortable that you can't even wear pants and you are still like this..."
“It’s a real headache for me too! In fact, I was already feeling uneasy when I was wearing my swimsuit.” Wiz also complained loudly.
"Is that right?"
Xiaolin scratched his head.
To be honest, he had never experienced what it was like as a man without wearing underwear.
"Anyway, it's great to be able to return the underwear to the person in question."
Xiaolin said this with a smile.
Seeing this smiling face, Hui Hui couldn't help but complain: "Krillin is really thick-skinned, but he can still smile like nothing happened after causing such a tragic situation."
"Will I encounter something like this one day?" Youyou said uneasily.
As the underwear of Megumin, Darkness, Chris, Wiz, and others were stolen one after another, the candidates became fewer and fewer, and they were getting closer and closer to her.
It's normal to feel uneasy.
Aqua was also unhappy and said, "I say, can't you take the ring off Xiaolin's finger and hide it somewhere?"
"So, why are you staring at my finger? Can't you just take off the ring?"
Xiaolin couldn't help but shout.
Aqua said matter-of-factly, "Because it's easier that way, isn't it?"
"It's not a question of whether it's simple or not!" Xiao Lin shouted unhappily, "Since you are a goddess, you should at least have a compassionate heart. What would you do if you encountered such a thing?"
"Me..."
"See, you hesitated too, right? That's why I said you are a hopeless useless goddess!"
"What did you say!?"
Aqua snorted in dissatisfaction. She stared fiercely at Kobayashi and the ring on his finger, as if she was determined to take the ring off.
This low-level quarrel continued until Aqua calmed down.
Ah, I suddenly want to leave and go to a team that values me more. Xiaolin is also having a headache being the babysitter of these guys.
But that's true.
We can't keep going like this and let our teammates continue to worry, right?
Do you have……
Is there any way to get a lot of money instantly?
"Master Kobayashi, you seem to be in a lot of trouble."
"Wow ah ah!"
Someone suddenly spoke behind him, which scared him. He turned around and saw a maid standing quietly behind him.
"Liu Zi...don't scare me."
"I'm sorry, I didn't expect Master Kobayashi to be as timid as a mouse. Next time I will deliberately make a noise to let you know."
A sharp tongue that I haven't heard in a long time.
How should I put it? I actually have a feeling of nostalgia.
Xiaolin scratched his head.
"I feel so lonely since you haven't been here for a while, Ms. Liuzi."
"I'm sorry, the debugging time is longer than expected. It's a pity that I can't catch up with this sports meeting. But I heard that Mr. Kobayashi has done a lot of hilarious things recently... Is that true?"
“Well, yeah, right?”
Xiaolin twitched the corner of his mouth.
Kobayashi felt quite uncomfortable being stared at by the maid with the eyes of a thieving cat.
"anyway."
It seemed that Liu Zi had let him go, which made Kobayashi spit out involuntarily, and then he became nervous again.
"Master Kobayashi, you seemed very sad just now. What happened?"
"Actually..."
Such and such, such and such.
After telling Liu Zi about the ring, Liu Zi looked at him with a strange expression and asked, "Master Xiaolin is really strange."
"You actually said it out loud!"
"It's surprising that you chose to go the extra mile when there is an easier way."
"An easier way...?"
"Yes, Aqua-sama—"
"Cut your finger and dismiss!"
Xiaolin didn't want to have his fingers cut off, so he decisively rejected this bad proposal, but Liu Zi shook her head and said, "No, Mr. Xiaolin, have you forgotten that Ms. Aqua has a magic trick that can make objects disappear?"
"……What did you say!?"
“A trick that can make objects disappear.”
"That's it!"
Kobayashi, who was reminded, ran out to find Aqua, and the issue of the ring was successfully resolved.
Although I was a little disappointed that I didn't steal Aqua's underwear, her underwear is just like Fairy Tail. Whether it exists or not is something that makes people keep chasing it.
(End of this chapter)