civilwarnovels Chapter 715 There is something wrong with 9 points
Chapter 715 There is something wrong with 9 points
Chapter 715: Nine out of Ten Things Are Wrong
What's wrong with this guy?
What on earth had she been through to develop such severe paranoia...
Kobayashi looked her up and down unconsciously.
Darkness crossed her arms and panted, "Quick, quick, stop it, you bastard! Stop licking my body with those dirty eyes of yours!"
"You say no, but what's with your actions and expression that make you want to refuse but also want to accept? Besides, I don't think of you that way!"
Xiaolin scolded Darkness loudly.
Of course it would be fine in private, and they might even play it more wildly than they do now, but now that Wiz is next to her, she is looking at him as if he is a scumbag.
But there shouldn't be anything wrong with Darkness.
She's always like this.
Already used to it.
But Wiz seemed to have discovered something. He pointed at Darkness and said with a slightly embarrassed expression: “Ah, Miss Darkness, could it be that you…”
"Hmm? What happened to Darkness?"
Xiaolin asked curiously.
"No, it's nothing!"
Wiz immediately shook his head.
So suspicious.
It seems a bit strange that Wiz is so nervous.
It would be better to say that she has been acting strangely since a while ago, always saying things that are incomprehensible.
Forget it.
Compared to this kind of thing, it is more important to ask everyone for information about the Olympic Games.
"Well, Viz, we'll take our leave now. Thank you for worrying about me."
Xiao Lin waved his hand.
Preparing to return to the mansion with Darkness and talk to Aqua and the others about the sports meet.
But I didn’t expect——
"Please wait a moment." Weiss suddenly stopped him and asked cautiously, "Can I go to your house and bother you too?"
"Of course you can, but Aqua is at the mansion, is it okay for you to come?"
Xiaolin was a little worried.
You have to know that the stupid goddess and the weak lich girl are naturally in conflict. Although their relationship has eased a little after getting along for a long time, it's all because of Vanir who is always causing trouble, causing Aqua to always vent her anger on Wiz.
I'm really afraid that one day Aqua will get so excited that she will send Wiz to heaven.
"fine."
Wiz smiled softly, "Lady Aqua's attitude towards me has become much more relaxed recently, and she rarely mentions Mr. Vanir's affairs."
"That's it..."
Xiaolin twitched the corner of his mouth.
Aqua bullies Wiz mostly because she’s taking her anger out on him, and Vanir has been disappearing recently. Without someone to quarrel with, wouldn’t his bad attitude towards Wiz be much more relaxed?
Forget it.
Anyway, the stupid goddess doesn’t know about Vanir’s return yet, and there’s no dispute between the two of them, so she won’t deliberately make things difficult for Wiz.
"That... is not possible?"
"Don't be polite to me. I often come to Wiz's shop to disturb her. Wiz comes whenever she wants. It's okay."
"Thank you so much!"
Wiz smiled brightly.
It's just an invitation to her to the mansion, is there any need to be so happy?
Xiaolin was a little strange.
“But why so suddenly? Do you want to talk to Megumin and Aqua about something?”
"No, no, how should I put it, it was just a sudden impulse...?"
“Why a rhetorical question?”
She would rather come to the mansion despite the risk of being harassed by Aqua. She seemed to have a hidden agenda. Kobayashi would not delve too much into it. Rather, asking questions would annoy girls, so he tried to avoid that from happening as much as possible.
"Come on, then. Okay, let's go back together."
Xiaolin took them back to the mansion.
Something felt wrong on the way back.
what's up.
Why is the atmosphere so awkward?
The two of them remained silent. Even when he took the initiative to talk to them, they were absent-minded and their answers were irrelevant. What happened? Are they hiding something?
Xiaolin increasingly felt that this was the case.
and--
"Hahaha……"
What's wrong with Darkness? She keeps groaning. Although she often gets mad like this, Xiaolin didn't do anything to her now, and the timing and occasion are obviously wrong.
Some concerned inquiries.
“Darkness, are you feeling hot?”
“Ha…ha…it’s not hot.”
"But you keep panting..."
"Don't worry about me! Rather, I'm in great shape right now!"
Is the Daughter of Desire mode in full swing? !
Xiaolin couldn't help but gasp when he saw the perverted female knight panting, blushing and extremely excited. It had been a long time since he saw this scene, and he had only seen it a few times.
But why is she like this...
Forget it, it’s better to ignore her. If I respond to her honestly, it will definitely give me a headache in the end.
Return to the mansion.
Kobayashi didn't hesitate and pushed open the door of the mansion.
"I'm back--"
"Hey, isn't this Xiaolin? You actually have the guts to come back."
Huihui suddenly jumped out.
She seemed to be waiting here specifically for Xiaolin to come back, and her expression was quite terrifying, as if she was going to release explosive magic if she disagreed with him, which made him subconsciously take several steps back.
“Well, Megumin…”
Swallowed.
Come to think of it, he had completely forgotten what happened in the morning. So, why was he being chased? Oh, the stolen underwear was discovered, that was all right.
Huihui smiled widely.
"Xiao Lin, you don't have to be so alert. I'm not angry anymore."
Although he was smiling, there was no sign of smile at all, especially the scarlet light that kept overflowing in his eyes, which was even more chilling.
"Do not make jokes."
Xiao Lin doesn't buy her tricks.
"You say nice things, but as soon as my back is turned, you will definitely pounce on me, right?"
"I'm not you, so I wouldn't do such a despicable thing."
"Do you think I would?!"
Facing Huihui's sarcasm, Xiaolin also shouted back excitedly.
Although he has a tendency to become a scumbag, he will never touch a girl, he can guarantee that.
Wait a moment.
Something is wrong, nine out of ten times something is wrong.
Hui Hui actually forgave me so easily. It feels... a little strange. Is there some unknown secret hidden? Or is she secretly keeping a back-up plan and preparing for a big wave? Just in case, I will record it as a testimony.
"Anyway, I'm not going to do anything today, and I'm not going to do anything to you."
As if she could see Kobayashi’s distrust, Huihui sighed and said this.
Xiaolin raised his eyebrows.
"Really, you didn't lie to me?"
"Really? After all, if I were to argue with Xiaolin every time he makes me angry, wouldn't it be endless?"
"Well, that's good if you know."
Xiaolin nodded with satisfaction.
He subconsciously reached out his hand, wanting to pat Huihui on the head as usual to reward her, but unexpectedly Huihui suddenly took a step back, leaving Xiaolin's right hand stuck in the air.
"Sure enough, you'll have to be punished sooner or later, you big pig's hoof."
Hey……
Xiaolin curled his lips.
As expected, because of this ring, his credit rating dropped to the lowest level.
As he shook his head and sighed, Wiz came out from behind him and greeted him cautiously, "Um, sorry to bother you guys."
"Ahhhhh???"
Aqua pointed at Wiz and suddenly screamed.
The frightened weak witch girl subconsciously shrank her shoulders and hid behind Xiaolin.
"Aqua-sama!"
"Why is the rotting undead here?"
Aqua started to curse.
That sounds really bad.
By the way, Wiz, didn't you say that Aqua's attitude towards you has softened? Is this a softening? Are you kidding me? Is this really not bullying?
"No, that's because..."
Wiz hesitated, not knowing what to say.
Maybe he was frightened by the domineering Aqua, and his ability to organize language was suddenly lost, and he was completely unable to speak properly.
Aqua was also upset with her cowardice.
"Ahhh, if you have the guts just say it, how can I get mad if you don't say anything!"
"So you're going to be mad at Wiz no matter what."
Xiaolin knocked the stupid goddess on the head and rolled his eyes at her. He really hoped that this girl would respect herself. She always claimed that she was a goddess, but she always bullied Wiz. She didn't act like a goddess at all.
"It hurts, Xiaolin!"
“Stop intimidating the guests there.”
He knocked again.
Aqua seems to be more excited than usual. It's understandable that she doesn't welcome the lich, but isn't her attitude too bad? Just in case, let's record it as a testimony.
Facing the stupid goddess who was glaring at him.
"Come to think of it, this isn't the first time Wiz has come to visit us, why are you still resisting?"
"But Wiz always came in after I lifted the barrier before."
Aqua curled her lips and said this with some grievance.
Enchantment?
Why didn't Xiaolin feel the existence of the barrier?
Wiz, however, seemed to have thought of something, clapped his hands and said, "Ah, as for the barrier, I did get shocked a bit when I first came in—"
“Eh, eh, eh——, so it was just for a moment.”
Aqua rolled up her sleeves.
She looked at the weak Lich Queen fiercely, with a strong scent of water element emerging from her palms, as if she was ready to teach Wiz a lesson.
"I told you to stop making trouble."
Xiao Lin held her head, and at the same time he couldn't help but feel confused.
Ok?
Wiz, who is obviously afraid of Aqua, seemed a bit careless in her words just now. Isn't she the kind of person who would go against the stupid goddess? Or is there something hidden? Just in case, I'll record it as a testimony.
"That's right, Xiaolin."
At this time, Huihui tugged at Xiaolin's sleeve and asked with an innocent smile, "What do the underwear look like this time?"
"Ahh, a mature wind and--ah?!"
Xiaolin stopped immediately.
He looked at Huihui, whose expression gradually became kinder, and couldn’t help swallowing.
But Huihui smiled in an extremely sinister way.
"Huh, so he stole it, didn't he?"
"You are so despicable! You actually tried to trick me!"
Kobayashi yelled at her angrily, and Huihui retorted loudly in dissatisfaction.
"Xiao Lin, who has to conduct night raids every month, has no right to say that to me!"
"Don't use such erroneous words!"
...Although what she said was right, Xiao Lin still didn't want to be misunderstood by others. If others heard it and spread it, the consequences would be disastrous.
In fact, the stupid goddess already believed it.
She curled her lips in disgust.
"What? You stole underwear again? Xiaolin, you really have a thing for this. Have you transformed from an adventurer into an underwear thief? Are you going to steal underwear for a living from now on?"
"I told you, that's not the case!"
Xiaolin roared loudly.
If I didn't know the true nature of these two guys, I would have thought they were teasing and mocking me on purpose... No, it's very likely that they just have such bad personalities.
Wait a moment.
Monthly, night raid?
The word "every month" can only be said by Huihui, the victim, right?
No, that doesn’t seem quite right.
But just in case, I'll just record it first.
While he was thinking hard, Wiz whispered, "Um... Mr. Kobayashi, aren't you going to report that to everyone?"
"That thing?"
"About the power of the ring..."
"Well, I really have to say it."
Wiz's words gave Xiaolin a headache, but if he didn't tell them, they would definitely make more noise later.
"Ah—everyone, pay attention. I have something to say."
"what happened?"
His companions, attracted by Korimba's applause, looked at him in confusion.
Coughed.
"In fact, there is a new situation with this ring."
"Is it not just underwear that's being stolen this time? Bras are being stolen too?"
"You're pretty close."
"……Eh?"
This was originally just a joke from Aqua, and everyone else thought that Kobayashi would loudly refute it, but unexpectedly, he would admit it straightforwardly, although things might be different from what they imagined.
Xiao Lin sighed and explained:
"It seems that with each full moon, the power of the ring will be gradually released."
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
Huihui twitched the corner of her mouth.
I have to say, her intuition is very accurate, at least on the same level as Aqua.
"Actually..."
Under the disgusted expressions of the girls who were very resistant but had to listen, Xiao Lin slowly spoke as if in revenge: "Last night, I seem to have stolen two pairs of underwear..."
"What, two?!" X4
The women screamed in surprise.
Xiaolin knocked his head.
"Hey~"
"Not cute at all!"
Huihui tried her best to complain about Kobayashi's cuteness. Rather than pretending to be cute, they were more worried about the increase in the number of underwear thefts, so they glared at him nervously and angrily, and even raised their weapons.
"wait wait wait……"
Kobayashi pressed his hands down to calm their excited emotions.
"I know you're anxious, but don't be anxious. Be good, everyone. In short, calm down first! Put down your fists and listen to my excuses... No, I'm explaining! Okay?"
A bead of sweat ran down his forehead.
Hui Hui complained: "I finally know why Xiao Lin jumped out of the window and ran away this morning. He must have been afraid that the truth would be revealed and he was in a hurry to escape."
This little Lolita's intuition is quite accurate.
"What can I do?" Xiao Lin rolled his eyes and complained, "I have two pairs of underwear in my hands for no reason. Who knows what you will say about me?"
He was also aggrieved.
(End of this chapter)