civilwarnovels Chapter 700 Everything is ready, ready to open the store
Chapter 700 Everything is ready, ready to open the store
Chapter 700 Everything is ready, ready to open the store
"Maid coffee?"
"To put it simply, it's a coffee shop where waiters dress up as maids and serve customers. I think you two are the most suitable candidates for this kind of waiter."
Kobayashi said this with a smile on his face as he spread his arms.
The weak lich girl and the lively thief girl are undoubtedly two excellent styles, there is absolutely no problem!
They are both sure to be popular!
"Um..." Wiz asked shyly, "Mr. Kobayashi, the maid costume you mentioned is the one you bought from me before, right?"
"Ah, I think business will be booming if Wiz and Chris can receive customers in maid costumes! There is no doubt about that! I trust you!" Kobayashi grinned and approved of them.
"Ms. Chris can indeed become a fighting force, but I don't have much confidence in myself."
Wiz said this timidly.
The weak Lich Girl has extremely little confidence in herself.
"I think that kind of clothing will only be attractive if worn by cute girls."
"Wiz is cute enough, isn't she?"
Kobayashi's heartfelt praise made her cheeks instantly turn red.
"I'm really happy that you said that, but...but when I put it on, I felt like it didn't fit me."
"So you've worn it!"
Xiaolin's eyes widened.
The maid costume is indeed light and cute. Although Wiz is also cute, she has a confused and mature style, which is probably not a good match.
"If you want to wash dishes or cook, I'm willing to help..."
"If you don't work as a clerk, I'll be troubled."
"W-why?"
Wiz felt strange that Kobayashi was so obsessed with her. After all, there were so many girls, there was no need for him to keep pestering her.
"Because the world is made up of demand and supply."
The one who answered her was Huihui.
What he said was so obscure and difficult to understand that it made Wiz even more confused.
In fact, to put it simply, some people like Wiz, and her existence can attract people like Axel. This is what is called demand and supply.
“Please, Wiz, just as Megumin said!”
Xiaolin put his hands together and kept bending over.
Wiz was very embarrassed, but under his constant pleading, she nodded reluctantly and said, "I, I understand, but it's really not appropriate for me to wear. Please don't be disappointed then, okay?"
"No, I will accept it with gratitude!"
"Take what?!"
The Lich Queen covered her chest with her hands in fear, and was even more at a loss when faced with the enthusiastic Kobayashi.
it is good!
In this way, Wiz is captured!
then……
"Chris!"
"What do you find me for?"
"Hey, you were listening here the whole time, why do you think of yourself as an outsider?!"
Kobayashi was speechless at Chris's confused look and pretending to be ignorant, but he also knew clearly that she was trying to avoid the request to be a maid waiter by pretending to be stupid.
Okay, in that case.
Xiao Lin nodded seriously and said, "Ah, very important matter."
Since she wants to be asked seriously, just satisfy her.
"Could it be that... But, how did you..."
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"Could it be that the clairvoyance has also been enhanced? No, isn't the effect of magic items limited to full moon nights?"
"What, what are you mumbling about?"
Xiao Lin was stunned.
He thought Chris said that because she didn't want to be a maid clerk, but now it seems that she really was distracted just now and didn't listen to his conversation with Wiz at all.
Hey, what is this guy doing?
Xiao Lin stared at her with dead fish eyes.
Chris quickly scratched his head and laughed awkwardly: "Ah, no... don't mind, ahahaha——"
No, no.
The more she said she didn't mind, the more Xiaolin thought her reaction was weird and suspicious.
It felt weird just now, and my face was so red.
Xiao Lin pinched his chin and asked, "Is there something bothering you? Tell me and I will help you solve it."
"As for troubles, I don't know if they count." Chris said ambiguously.
"You can confide in me passionately if you want, but don't expect me to give you any useful advice."
"Hahaha, you are such a straight man."
"Why do you say that about me?"
Kobayashi glared at Chris who was making fun of him. Is this guy a little too proud?
The thief's wife patted his back.
"Even if you're just trying to make a girl happy, you should at least say I'll help you or something like that."
"It's so annoying! How can I make a promise to someone without knowing what it is? That's not only irresponsible to me, but also to others!"
What Xiaolin said makes sense.
In fact, what Chris said were the kind of things that only a warm-hearted man would say. It's a pity that after being contaminated by so many things, Xiaolin has long since graduated from being a warm-hearted man and turned into a scumbag.
This is not good. Maybe I've been hanging out with Sato Kazuma and the others for too long.
Chris sighed.
"It's not really a big deal, so don't worry about it. By the way, you have something to say to me, right?"
Seeing that she wanted to change the subject, Xiaolin nodded considerately.
After all, there are always some things that you don't want others to know, and Xiaolin will not delve too much into it. It is best to give both parties a certain distance.
"Ah, actually, I want to ask you a favor."
"Well... to be honest, my mind is full of bad premonitions."
Chris twitched his lips.
She knew Xiaolin very well, and generally speaking, asking for help at this time was not a good thing.
Xiaolin smiled in a very warm way.
"I understand how you feel, but you are too vigilant."
"I can't help but be alert. Who told you to—"
"Uh…did I do anything to you?"
Xiaolin blinked.
He thought about it carefully and it seemed that he really didn't do anything, but seeing Chris's resistance, he might have hurt him unintentionally. Or maybe it was simply because of the ring that he seemed to be a little reluctant to contact him.
"Ah! No, nothing, nothing at all!"
Chris waved his hands quickly.
Her tone was flustered, and she didn't want Xiaolin to explore at all, so she quickly said, "Why don't you tell me what you want to ask for help? Just like what you just told me, I may not be able to help you."
"Hello……!"
Xiaolin was helpless against Chris's sly smile.
"I have thought of a way to make a lot of money, please help me, Chris!"
Don’t worry about whether it will succeed or not, just start bragging.
If you want to impress others, the most important thing is to paint a rosy picture. After all, if you are not even willing to paint a rosy picture, then there is no point in helping, right?
But Chris was cautious.
She pinched her chin and groaned, "Hmm... I think I need to see what the content is."
Tsk.
Xiaolin was shocked.
As expected, Chris is smart and not as easy to fool as those idiots.
"It's not a difficult thing to do. I just want you to be a waiter in my coffee shop."
"Yeah, it's not that difficult to do."
"So……!"
"But it's definitely not a proper coffee shop, right?"
She saw through Kobayashi's detective expression and held back any words he wanted to say to deceive her.
hateful!
He actually saw through me!
Seeing that he couldn't hide, Kobayashi had to change his strategy and thinking.
"Amazing! I understand it right away!"
It's the tout mode.
Chris raised his head triumphantly, confident in his own cleverness, and then put his hands on his hips and said, "And then, what kind of coffee shop is it?"
"I'm telling you, maid cafe!"
Kobayashi no longer hid his intentions and spoke out his demands loudly, causing the female thief to scratch her head in confusion.
"What is that……"
"Maid, to put it simply, it's a coffee shop where servants serve their masters!"
"I'm sorry, I can't help you."
Chris rejected it outright.
At the same time, that look of disdain seemed to be saying, Xiaolin, you are such a person, and he looked at him with great contempt.
"No, no, no, no!"
Xiao Lin quickly waved his hands and shouted, "It's not what you think, Chris! It's a real coffee shop, a real one!"
"Seriously?"
Chris looked at the perverted female knight who was panting beside him, and then looked at Kobayashi with disbelief, that expression seemed to say - you are telling me this is serious?
“You misunderstood. Darkness is just fantasizing about obscene things for her own personal pleasure.”
"Obscene?!"
It would have been fine if he hadn't said it, but once he did, Chris became even more resistant.
Kobayashi saw that things were not going well. If things continued like this, they might lose a maid, so he quickly explained, "It's not a vulgar service! Although it is true that we serve, in the end, we are just playing the role of a maid to receive customers. It's just an ordinary coffee shop with a little fun."
"Ah, I think I understand a little bit."
Chris thought about it, nodded and said, "That is to say, the hospitality is more attentive than that of ordinary coffee shops, right?"
"Yes, that's right. Hospitality! That's it!"
Xiaolin nodded quickly.
Although there are some differences, they are basically correct, but they are indeed a little more attentive and friendly than ordinary maids.
Chris sighed.
"It's true that all men like that kind of thing. But...it doesn't have to be me, right?"
She felt strange.
Same idea as Wiz, with so many girls around, why do you have to keep picking on her?
And Xiaolin coughed lightly.
"Chris, what do you think is the first requirement for a maid?"
"How could I possibly know?"
Chris rolled his eyes.
Xiao Lin knew that he was flirting with a blind man, so he sighed slightly and said, "It's just cute! Look, doesn't it match Chris's temperament very well?!"
"B-Cute or something!"
Chris's cheeks were flushed, and his fingers scratched the faint scar on his cheek unconsciously. Kobayashi, who had been with the thief girl for a long time, knew that this was a sign of embarrassment and shyness on her part.
This is the time to seize the opportunity and pursue the victory!
"Chris! As mentioned above, I'm counting on you! You are absolutely indispensable to the cafe I envisioned! Because you are really cute!"
"Uh...uh...!"
She whimpered in embarrassment.
Darkness also took advantage of the opportunity and said, "Chris, this is a rare opportunity, let's do it together."
“Darkness is participating too, right?” Chris turned to ask the perverted female knight next to him.
"Of course!"
Unlike Chris who was somewhat resistant, Darkness was really eager to try and looked extremely excited.
Kobayashi covered his forehead in pain.
"Please hold back your words, or else you'll be misunderstood again."
It's because this guy is always like this that Wiz, Chris and the others feel that this is a bad thing and are so resistant to it.
But Chris finally agreed.
"Alas... let me be frank with you. If you expect me to be feminine or something, you're going to be disappointed."
Feminine?
No, there is already a character that shows femininity, and that is the weak Lich Girl next to her.
Chris's role is that of a cute and lively maid, and she is also a very popular character.
"That is to say!"
"Well, I'll help. After all, I don't want to see Xiaolin get his fingers cut off or something."
At Darkness's inquiry, Chris agreed to help.
Xiaolin wiped his eyes with emotion.
"Ahh, really! Thank you, Chris!"
Okay, now all the people are gathered.
Next, all that was left was to go to the guild to negotiate the supply of the venue.
Come to the Adventurer's Guild.
Krillin looked around the guild hall, searching for a certain conspicuous blue idiot goddess, and then saw Aqua surrounded by a crowd in the center of the guild.
"Uncle! Let's drink this glass of iced bubbly!"
She made a lot of noise.
She drank with the adventurers in the guild, laughing and chatting happily, and her generous appearance showed no trace of the reservedness of a goddess.
Walk over quickly.
"Hey, you!"
Grab the stupid goddess' head.
Aqua screamed in pain: "It hurts! What are you doing? Why are you grabbing my head all of a sudden?"
"You guy, why are you drinking with others here in broad daylight!" Xiao Lin cursed angrily. After all, he had been running around to open a store, and this guy was just lazily drinking here and enjoying himself. No one could stand it.
however--
"Eh? This is a bar, don't you know what it is? Are you out of your mind?"
Her matter-of-fact answer made Xiaolin even more furious.
hateful!
Xiaolin makes himself look like an idiot!
Forget it, even if Aqua is here, I don’t think she can do anything.
Kobayashi could only use this lame excuse to convince himself.
Don't worry about her for now, just get down to business.
Then, come to the guild counter.
"Excuse me! Can you excuse me for a moment?"
Xiaolin shouted to the older sisters at the counter.
"Hey, Mr. Kobayashi, what's up?" He was greeted by Luna, the guild counter lady again. When she saw Kobayashi, a warm and friendly smile appeared on her face.
very nice.
It would have been better if she wasn't two meters away from me.
Xiaolin wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.
Damn it, I must make a lot of money and take this damn ring off!
He made up his mind secretly.
(End of this chapter)