civilwarnovels Chapter 689 The Magic Ring That Steals Underwear
Chapter 689 The Magic Ring That Steals Underwear
Chapter 689 The Magic Ring That Steals Underwear
“Hmm…ah…!”
Xiaolin stretched lazily.
Is it morning yet?
The morning sun is so dazzling, I forgot to close the curtains...
Ok?
Wait, this is my room, right? When did I get back?
Because of the conquest of Walavi, everyone was so happy that they forgot everything else. It has been a long time since we had such a lively and lively time, so everyone was very excited... Ah, I remember now. We ate and drank till late last night and then fell asleep.
He smacked his lips.
I'm thirsty, let's go find some water to drink first.
When Xiaolin was about to get up, he felt something soft in his right hand.
What's going on? What's in my hand?
A piece of cloth?
Is it a handkerchief?
Someone must have lent it to me yesterday.
Wait, wait…this is…!
A soft triangle, and black, this is... underwear! Isn't this underwear——!? And it's obviously for girls, not me, but for girls!
What on earth did I do?
Is it Darkness?
Did she come last night? Did I do this and that with her because I was in the mood? But Darkness shouldn’t be like this… No, maybe she has changed. Ahhh, my head hurts! It’s all because Aqua drank so much last night that I can’t stand the headache now.
No, no.
If you think about it, it’s actually stealing.
I must have used my stealing skill to steal it from one of Aqua and the others.
But I don’t remember using the stealing skill?
...No, that's not right!
Xiaolin remembered that last night when he said that his strength had fully recovered, Aqua asked him to perform acrobatics. He was talking nonsense about being the host of the banquet and asking him to amuse himself...
Wait, what kind of acrobatics did I perform?
I can't remember it at all.
Could it be that he just had a sudden inspiration and his stealing skills exploded?
But if that's the case, then it's weird that I'm still holding the underwear in my hand. Those idiots will never just swallow their anger.
Even if he did it while drunk, Huihui, who can’t drink, will definitely take it back.
“Hehehe… I see, that’s what’s going on.”
Kobayashi made a gesture as if there was only one truth.
In this situation, it is normal for a healthy adolescent boy to uncontrollably fantasize about a beautiful girl game-like plot, right?
Is that so? Is there anything wrong with that?
No matter how unrighteous this world is...
Because he admires himself for working hard as an adventurer, a cute and plump small town girl comes to confess her love to him, and then the plot unfolds in a super way, he just accepts everyone who comes!
……
look around.
There was no suspicious figure.
Hey, there's no one here!
The clown is myself! ?
Well, of course, with such a bloody plot, even stupid dramas wouldn't dare to perform it this way.
“But then again, whose underwear is this? Rikushi doesn’t wear this style, Darkness? Megumin? It’s impossible for Aqua, because she can’t steal her underwear herself. So is it Yunyun, Eris, or maybe Lynn?”
Kobayashi examined the panties carefully.
Although it may sound a bit perverted to say this, but he bo... Hey, what is this?
There was a ring on his raised finger. I remembered that this was the ring I picked up yesterday. It fell out of Walavi's body. It must have swallowed something strange, so it fell down as a prize. But when did he put it on?
Ok……
Oh, I remember it was the stupid goddess who forced me...
Xiaolin fell into memories.
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"Xiao Lin, put on that ring!"
"I don't want it! This fell out of Valavi's body, what if there is a curse?!"
"Curse? You are too disrespectful. The food today is so delicious and everyone's response is so enthusiastic! Besides, who do you think I am? Even if you are cursed, I can easily remove it for you!"
Then, Kobayashi couldn't push her away at all, and put on the ring half-forced.
…That stupid goddess is just being ridiculous.
I put it on while I was drunk. I was so stupid. Why did I listen to her?
Speaking of this ring, it's a good size for me. I didn't think much of it when I saw it yesterday. Unfortunately, Xiaolin has no interest in wearing gold and silver. He quickly asks Vanir to identify it and then dispose of it.
After all, it was an item that fell from Walavi's body, so I always feel a little uneasy.
"Eh……"
Xiaolin kept pulling it, but couldn't pull it down no matter what.
"What? Can't take it off?"
snort------
I clearly used so much strength, but the ring on my finger didn't move at all, as if it was embedded in my finger.
Hey, what's going on?!
Why is the fit so tight?!
Humahh ...
"It hurts so much...!" Xiao Lin looked at his hand and couldn't help cursing, "What the hell is this? It doesn't move at all. It's like it's growing on my skin!"
Could it be that it is really a cursed ring?
Once you put it on, you can never take it off... that kind of lingering curse?
Right, that's right! Aqua!
There is a stupid goddess!
That girl is the goddess of water after all, and can use the most powerful purification magic. She can remove it with just one spell!
Go find her!
Thinking of this, Xiaolin hurried out of the room.
“Hey——! Aqua——! Aqua, where are you? Are you awake?!”
At this moment, Kobayashi subconsciously made a serious mistake.
What happened next was truly a case of "the pot falls from the sky while you are still at home".
Run to the first floor of the mansion.
"Hey, Aqua!"
I didn't expect all of them to be here.
"Ah, good morning, Xiaolin."
"Morning, Xiaolin."
"Hey, you slept until almost noon, you are too lazy! You should improve your schedule!"
"Let's spare Mr. Kobayashi this time. After all, you stayed up so late last night."
Huihui, Darkness, Aqua, and Yunyun were all in the lobby of the mansion, rarely wandering around.
By the way, today is Liu Zi's regular monthly maintenance day, and she is not in the mansion.
"By the way, Xiaolin, why do you look so grim? What happened?"
"Here, a ring!!"
"What ring?"
"It's this ring! The ring that's stuck to my finger and I can't take it off!"
Xiaolin motioned for them to look at his hands.
The ring that allows time travel is on the index finger of his left hand, and Alice's ring is on the ring finger of his left hand, but what he raised this time was his right hand, with a strange ring on his index finger.
The four people's faces changed when they saw it.
Xiao Lin said helplessly: "It's not so much that I can't take it off, it's more like it seems to have grown together with my skin. Maybe it really is a cursed ring!"
"Wait, wait, Xiaolin, have you really... degenerated into a pervert?"
"what are you talking about?"
Kobayashi felt strange being accused by Huihui all of a sudden.
Aqua also took a step back and said in disgust: "Xiaolin, how did you become like this? To be honest, it's really unbearable to look at."
"What, what's going on?"
"If you do that to a normal girl, you'll be hated."
Although Darkness was accusing him, it was more of a gentle confession.
"I, I can accept it, hehehe..."
Wrong, she is a pervert.
abnormal?
It was then that Xiao Lin noticed that he was holding a pair of black triangle underwear in his right hand. He had brought the underwear with him accidentally because he was in a hurry.
"No, no, these are not underwear!"
"Eh? What do you want to say?"
"Um, that... this is a hat in the shape of underwear. I like to use it as a nightcap!"
"Then put it on and show me."
"Eh? That, uh..."
Ruined!
In a state of desperation, he actually said such words.
I might as well just say that this is Liu Zi's underwear, and they won't look down on me.
Huihui raised her wand with red eyes: "Aqua, can I blast him? Can I blast him? Then, I'm going to blast him!?"
“Wait a minute, Huihui!” Youyou quickly stopped her and said to Xiaolin shyly, “I know Mr. Xiaolin may have some strange habits, but please don’t be so blatant, or others will dislike you…”
"I confess! These are underwear! Not a hat, these are underwear!"
Kobayashi surrendered with no tears.
Hearing his admission, several people took a few steps back. This was clearly a treatment only given to Sato Kazuma, but they didn't expect that it would be their turn now. To be honest, they felt quite unhappy.
"So! Whose underwear is this? Aqua's?"
"what?"
“Meihui’s?”
"what?!"
"Or Darkness's?"
"Well!"
"long……"
"not mine!"
Youyou had tears in her eyes and screamed in denial.
Kobayashi also thought that it was not hers, but when she turned around, she saw Aqua and the others pressing down their skirts.
"What? Why are you so... Could it be that you are not wearing any underwear? Is that true?!"
"I'm talking to Mr. Kobayashi."
"What's wrong, useless goddess."
“Hehehe… In short, I suggest you stop having these low-level fantasies of having the same thing as Satou Kazuma…”
Aqua looked at him angrily, but before she could say anything, she was hit hard in the face.
"Fist of the Goddess!"
“Wow——!”
Kobayashi used the same moves as when he fought with Walavi. She couldn't resist at all and knocked him out of the mansion with one punch.
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Wiz's Magical Item Shop.
Seeing Xiaolin's swollen cheeks, Vanir couldn't help but hold his forehead and laughed, "You're becoming more and more like a man. The little boy was knocked down by a little sister who called herself a goddess!"
"Stop laughing so loudly. You're hurting my face."
Xiaolin covered his cheek and gave him a displeased look.
Wiz came up with a towel and said with a worried look on her face, "Mr. Kobayashi, is it really okay? Your face is swollen badly, why don't you let Lady Aqua treat it?"
"No, she was the one who beat him."
Kobayashi looked at the stupid goddess on the side.
But Aqua turned her head away and snorted unhappily: "Don't bother with him. If he continues like this, he will be a scumbag like Kazuma. I am correcting his personality!"
“In fact, not using explosion magic on him was very gentle.” Huihui also said so exaggeratedly.
Wiz looked at Xiaolin, then at Aqua and Huihui, and finally chose to remain silent.
There was nothing she could do to dissuade him.
Vanir shook his head and said, "If they had asked me to identify it, this tragedy would not have happened... No, maybe they would have pretended not to know because they thought it was funny."
"Hello……!"
After all, this guy has the ability to see through everything. He should know very well how he was beaten by Aqua with the Goddess Blow and the whole story.
"Hey, Barnil, what's going on with this ring?"
Xiaolin stretched out his hand.
Aqua also said at this time: "What we can confirm now is that this ring is not a curse of evil spirits or something like that, because my purification magic can't remove it at all."
"The magic used by a mere human novice high priest can't even purify the low-level undead that can be found everywhere, right?"
If there is an opportunity to provoke, Vanir will never let it go.
Aqua looked at him eagerly, "Hey, how about I give you one now? How about your favorite purification magic? Now you can get it for free, and the undead over there will also be included."
"Please, please don't do this—"
Wiz hid behind Xiaolin trembling.
"Hey, Aqua, be quiet for a moment. Don't delay my work." Kobayashi taught the stupid goddess a lesson.
Aqua was even more upset, "What?! I won't allow my servants to ask for help from demons and undead!"
"I don't remember becoming your servant!" Xiao Lin tapped her forehead and cursed: "If you can remove it, I won't have to come here! You useless goddess!"
“No use?!”
Aqua was stunned.
What Xiaolin said might be a bit harsh, but it was also a retaliation for the beating she had just given him.
"By the way, what is this ring all about? Is it really not a curse?"
"It's not a curse. It simply seals off some magical effect."
Barnil said so.
Huihui was a little surprised and asked, "Magic? In other words, this ring is a magic item?"
"Absolutely right, a little girl from the Crimson Demon clan who is mentally ill." Vanir gave a thumbs up, but the way he praised her was a little unpleasant.
Huihui's eyes were red.
"Don't you ever call me that nickname again, or I'll let you experience for yourself how crazy my brain is!"
"Hey! Don't use explosion magic in a place like this!"
Xiaolin pressed down her raised wand.
Turning to look at Vanir, he asked, "So, what kind of magic is sealed in this ring? The kind of magic that you can't take off once you put it on, the kind that's just plain annoying?"
"Well, before explaining the effects of the ring, I have to start with the origin of this ring."
Kobayashi felt deeply uneasy at the grinning face of Vanir.
Could this be a ring that can steal underwear?
(End of this chapter)