civilwarnovels Chapter 619: Axis Church's Service
Chapter 619: Axis Church's Service
Chapter 619: Axis Church's Service
When Kobayashi took the stupid goddess away for a stroll, he found Cecily harassing a customer.
"Ahh, it's unbelievable that you're still wearing this necklace!"
She pointed to the Eris necklace on the man's chest.
The sudden shouting made the guest look confused, and Cecily continued: "Are you troubled by strange phenomena such as hearing strange noises late at night or feeling tired easily?"
"Hmm... no..."
"So! Are you out of breath after jogging ten kilometers, or are you hungry after not eating?"
"Huh? Yes, yes, there is, but isn't that normal?"
"Ah, it's true! Without a doubt, it's just as I thought!!!"
Cecily seemed to have noticed something was wrong. She whispered to the guest in a threatening tone, "I'll be honest. This necklace has been possessed by an evil spirit. If this continues, you'll die in a week."
"……Aha?"
"Didn't you hear me? I'll tell you again, if you continue to wear this necklace, you will die in five days!"
"Why so early?"
The guest suddenly shouted.
Good guy.
To her, a week only has five days.
However, Cecily said indifferently: "Are you listening? Anyway... there is only one thing you can do now! Join the Akusis Church right now! You don't want to die, do you?"
"No...I..."
"You're welcome! I just happened to have an application for joining the church. Come on... fill it out quickly, right here and now!"
Her eyes were glowing red.
The guest shouted angrily, "I was wondering why you didn't listen to me. It turns out you are Axis. My family has been a devout Eris believer for generations! Get out of here!!!"
“What… Since you are a member of the Eris Cult, this is even more unfortunate! You will definitely die within three days!”
Cecily grabbed the guest who was about to leave and continued to persuade him, "Convert to the Axis Church! If you join now, you will get two bottles of 100% fresh holy water from Alcanresia! In addition, there will be grape-flavored agar slime!"
"No need!"
The guest shook off her hand and left angrily without looking back.
Seeing this, Cecily sighed and said, "How stubborn! Eris believers are really rude. For the sake of peace in this town, we must eradicate all those who believe in the Evil Shoe Cult this morning!"
Then--
She pointed at the departing guests and shouted, "Come here! Residents of Axel, that man just now is a criminal who can make bombs!"
"Stop talking nonsense!!!"
The guest turned around and cursed.
"…What on earth are you doing?"
Kobayashi came over with Aqua.
He was just quarreling with other guests at the festival and even had an argument with guards A and B, and now he is grabbing them again.
Kobayashi turned to the stupid goddess holding the lizard in her hand and said, "Hey, Aqua, your believers are causing trouble for others again..."
"What do you mean by causing trouble? This is clearly a very enthusiastic missionary activity!"
Aqua pouted in dissatisfaction.
Xiao Lin held her mouth and let out the air while saying, "As for the hot pillow, I only see the opposite effect."
The guests came to this area for fun, but they were treated like this.
Cecily wiped the sweat from her forehead, as if she had accomplished a mission, and sighed, “Huh…, this way, the guest just now will definitely join the Akusis Church in a few days. After doing a good deed… I’m a little hungry.”
There was a growl from her stomach.
"Speaking of which, today is a festival, and the Eris Church is giving away bread. I'll go get some."
Cecily's lips curled up into an evil smile.
Then she walked towards the other side, to the Eris Church's stall area.
But as soon as she got there, she was alerted by the members of the Eris Cult.
“Hey, it’s the priest of the Axis Church! Everyone, protect the bread!!!”
“Wait, you’re hostile to me right after I arrived here. That’s too much. That’s why I hate Eris Cultists…”
Cecily looked helpless.
The Eris believer pointed at her and said, "How dare you say that... You also stole the bread we distributed last week. How could we possibly let you succeed again?"
"Akusis Cult again?"
Xiao Lin held his forehead and sighed, "How many disturbances do you want to cause in one day before you are satisfied?"
“These are the breads that were to be distributed to the Eris believers who prayed devoutly. How could they be taken away by the Axis believers—”
"There is a flaw!"
Cecily snatched the bag and ran away.
The Eris disciple yelled angrily, "This guy actually stole all the bags! Hey, hurry up and chase him!"
“No! The men are chasing me breathlessly—!”
Cecily yelled something ominous.
Xiao Lin looked at her speechlessly.
Cecily said proudly, "It must be my charm that caused me to do this. I am such a sinful woman! It's all because I'm a beauty priestess!"
"No, it's because you stole the bread! Give it back!"
"I refuse, I'll take these breads!"
As Cecily ran, she shouted, "I am a poor beautiful priestess, I am hungry, you should be happy to give me the bread!"
"That's really unreasonable. I'm definitely going to catch you!"
The Eris believers were furious.
Cecily even yelled, “Nooooooooooo… Residents of Axel, the Eris Cult is a shameless group that attacks innocent women! As expected, the Eris Cult is barbaric! If you want to believe in religion, you should join the Axis Cult!!!”
He actually tried to disparage the reputation of Eris followers while running away, using this as an excuse to promote the Axis Cult...
Is this guy a genius, or just a simple pervert?
The Eris Cult members also apparently noticed this and glared at her with gritted teeth.
“If you want to join, please go to a nearby church. Please support the Axis Church!” Cecily stuffed the bread into her mouth and said, “Aqua-sama, did you see that? Chew, chew… I also successfully raided the Eris Church today!”
"Honestly, you should just take care of her."
Xiao Lin stared at Aqua beside him with dead fish eyes and said, "You actually tried to steal the bread given to the followers of Eris. How do you teach the followers?"
"It seems that the enthusiastic believers will think carefully before taking action!"
"That's not what I'm talking about!"
The stupid goddess looked proud of it instead of being ashamed of it.
Xiao Lin said angrily: "I am asking you, as a goddess, when you see your followers doing bad things, don't you feel bad in your heart?"
"Hey, Xiaolin, what nonsense are you talking about?"
Aqua crossed her arms and said proudly, “It’s the exact opposite! My lovely believers have avenged the Eris believers. As the goddess they worship, I feel very honored!”
"It turns out that where there is a goddess, there must be believers."
Seeing that his persuasion was fruitless, Kobayashi had to change his approach: "I'll try not to get close to the people of the Axis Cult..."
……
After escaping, Cecily actively recruited believers at the festival.
“Dear residents, please support the Axis Church! If you join now, you can immediately get close to the beautiful priestess sister!”
The beautiful priestess sister she was talking about, could it be herself?
"Hey, that's a person..."
Huihui and Yunyun were walking around the festival, and they saw a familiar figure.
"It will be troublesome if she finds me. I'd better hide in the crowd and get through."
She took Youyou's hand and pretended to leave.
Youyou blushed at Huihui's sudden action, but before she could ask, Cecily discovered it.
“Hmm? Sniff… sniff… what is this smell…!”
Cecily grabbed Megumin’s shoulder as she tried to run away.
"found it!"
Her nose is incredibly sensitive!
Huihui’s face changed, as if she had encountered something incombustible.
“Ah! It’s Huihui!” Cecily shouted excitedly, “You came to see me because you missed big sister so much! Don’t stare at me with such envy… I’ll be excited…”
"I don't envy you!"
Hui Hui curled her lips and said, “It’s going to be endless if I keep talking to big sis. I should leave soon.”
"Ahh, wait! I have something I want to show you!"
She grabbed Huihui.
"What a strong grip..."
Hui Hui couldn't break free, so she said, "I know, just watch it, let me go! What do you want me to see?"
"That's what I will look like after I grow up as a priest!"
"What will it look like after growing up?"
"That's right... What a devout priest who serves the gods needs is the missionary power to spread the faith boldly and gorgeously! Look carefully, this is what I will look like after I grow up as a beautiful priestess!"
Not good. I feel more and more uneasy.
Huihui couldn't leave even if she wanted to, so she had to let her be taken away.
I only saw——
Cecily was walking down the street, pretending to be dizzy and saying, "Ahh, I feel dizzy~"
Then he fell to the ground with a thud.
Hey, what are you doing?
Xiao Lin asked curiously, "Why did she suddenly fall down? What happened?"
"I don't know." Youyou shook her head.
Huihui looked unhappy.
Soon, a man on the street saw what happened and rushed over to help Cecily up from the ground.
"Are you okay?"
"I can't take it anymore, it hurts so much, I'm going to die!!"
Cecily suddenly screamed.
The man was frightened and yelled: "Oh no, quickly find an adventurer who can use healing magic--"
"No need, just drink this potion..."
Cecily poured a bottle of potion into her mouth and said, "Look, I'm feeling refreshed right now! If you join the Axis Church now, you can get this holy water for free! Here's the application form, and if you join now, you'll also get grape-flavored agar slime for free! It's always better to be prepared, so join the Axis Church now!"
The commotion just now attracted a lot of people to gather around, and Cecily took the opportunity to distribute application forms to the onlookers.
"Here, please take it! This wife, please also, keep smiling, and raise the application form high from your chest, come! Come!! Come!!!"
Wow, what an amazing move.
The residents who were watching seemed to be overwhelmed by the momentum and all accepted the application for membership unconsciously.
only……
The onlookers looked at the application form with disdain.
"Hmm? What is this?"
"Tsk, so it's for missionary work? I don't need that."
"Thank you for your help. My nose just happened to be a little itchy... hum——!!!"
"Oh, it just so happens that the gum has no flavor."
Then, for various reasons, it was soon discarded.
Cecily took credit and said, “How about it, Huihui! My fighting method!”
“Your application forms have almost been used as toilet paper.” Huihui sighed and pointed to the trash can on the street and said, “Look, it’s filled with application forms. It’s overflowing.”
"That would be great!"
"Ok?"
"If the trash can is so full that nothing can be thrown in, doesn't that mean they have to accept it?"
"Big sister... you have such an optimistic and iron will."
Huihui hugged her shoulders.
Then Huihui finally couldn't stand her anymore, and turned around and ran away in fear, not looking back no matter how she was called.
Cecily was extremely discouraged, and then she grabbed someone and said, "Wow... Because of my old illness, my heart hurts so much, it seems that my life is coming to an end. However, as long as you sign your name on this application form, it will generate incredible power. Not only will my illness be cured, but you will also become happy! It's good for both of us!"
"No need! I just thought you were feeling down so I wanted to give you some advice, but I didn't expect... Humph!"
He turned and left.
Cecily was rejected several times in a row, but she never gave up.
She shouted to a thug staggering in front of her, "Excuse me, sir over there, are you a model? You are a model, right? You are so handsome, you must not be an ordinary person!"
"Hmm? When you say handsome, are you referring to me?"
The person in front turned his head and showed a silly face.
Cecily was slightly stunned when she saw it and said, "Oh, isn't this Mr. Dust? I saw you from a distance, so I thought you were a handsome guy."
"Hehe, finally there is a woman who understands me."
Duster was very happy to be flattered. He invited: "This is a rare opportunity. Do you want to go eat something together?"
"I guess Mr. Dust will treat us, right? After all, we can have a drink with a beautiful priestess like me."
"…What nonsense are you talking about? Goodbye."
"Ah, wait! Wait!"
Seeing Duster turning around and leaving, Cecily held him back helplessly and said, "I see, there's nothing I can do about you. Just sign here and I'll treat you."
"Hey, this is the application form for joining the church."
"Don't worry about such trivial matters."
"How could I not care?"
Dust tore up the application form and said angrily, "Really? This is why Axis believers are so annoying!"
"What a pity! If you were willing to join the church, I could provide you with...all kinds of services!"
Cecily said mysteriously.
Dust gasped.
"You mean service?"
A taboo plot with a priestess who serves the gods! Is the man's dream about to come true?
Cecily continued to persuade him, "Look, the Axis Church has a doctrine of giving up desires, and patience is harmful to health."
“What… In other words, this is a service that is only available to Axis believers? Service… service… service, huh? Huh, hehehe—”
Dust gave a scumbag smile.
Cecily's eyes lit up and she said, "Oh, looking at your expression, you must have decided to join the church, right? It would be great if a handsome guy like you could become a believer!"
"Okay, leave it to me. I'll sign here after I kill the corpse—"
"Ah, I found a handsome guy——"
Cecily saw another handsome man with a magic sword, then ran over quickly and enthusiastically recommended him to join the sect.
Dust's enthusiasm immediately faded upon seeing this.
"I always feel like your attitude when you met me is way different. You just called me handsome, but it turns out you were just trying to flatter me..."
He looked at the application form in his hand.
“——I’ll tear it apart!”
Then he threw it into the trash can and walked away.
(End of this chapter)