civilwarnovels Chapter 617: It feels like there are ants crawling on my body
Chapter 617: It feels like there are ants crawling on my body
Chapter 617: It feels like there are ants crawling on my body
Because of Shengkai's yelling, Xiaolin and Chris returned empty-handed. Really, one day I must disassemble it!
After tossing and turning for half the night, Kobayashi returned to the mansion and slept with Ryuzi in his arms for the whole night.
Early the next morning.
There was a fierce quarrel in the mansion, which made him unable to sleep.
"Hey, you guys are making so much noise!"
Xiao Lin walked down from the second floor and said this to the team members sitting on the sofa in a complaining tone.
Sato Kazuma was surprised and said, "It's really strange that Senior Kobayashi would actually sleep in."
"For some reason." Xiao Lin stretched and said, "I'm the type who can sleep well even if I don't. I hate being disturbed."
"That's right."
"So, what are you guys arguing about?"
“Listen, Senior Kobayashi, this Aqua girl is actually saying that she wants to hold a festival to replace Eris’s Thanksgiving Festival!”
Sato Kazuma glared at the stupid goddess on the sofa with gritted teeth.
Aqua raised her head and yelled, "What's wrong? I'm a goddess too. How can I only thank Eris? She's my junior! She's my junior!"
“I don’t care about that! You’re kidding me, how can we hold a thanksgiving festival for the Axis Church? No one in the town will come out to participate in the name of the Axis Church!”
"Haha, what did you say!"
The two of them kept arguing.
Aqua was just jealous. She was unwilling to have only the Eris Thanksgiving Festival, so she came up with one thing after another.
Huihui and Youyou tried to stop the fight.
After being pulled apart, Aqua cried and said to Xiaolin: "Xiaolin, I want to hold a festival, will you come to help me?"
"Senior Kobayashi, you won't agree to this, right?" Sato Kazuma also looked at him.
Xiaolin twitched the corner of his mouth.
This matter didn't matter at all. He didn't want to get involved at all. After thinking for a while, he said, "You should ask Darkness. After all, Dustinis's family is the supporter of the banquet and the money is paid by her family."
"Darkness, what do you think?" X2
The two turned around and asked in unison.
Darkness waved her hands and said awkwardly, “Um, um… this festival has been held by the Dustinis family for generations, so… if you want to change it…”
"Hahaha, did you hear that, Aqua? Your plan has failed! Also, don't even think about asking me for money. I will never help you hold the Aqua Goddess Festival!" Sato Kazuma laughed wildly. As he controlled the team's money, he naturally had the power to do so.
Aqua had tears in her eyes.
“Damn it! Watch out! I can still hold the festival without you! Huihui and Yunyun, let’s go!”
"oh oh……!"
"Wait, wait a minute, Ms. Aqua!"
Huihui and Youyou were dragged away by the stupid goddess.
These idiots won't cause any trouble, right? Doesn't Aqua still need to make Yui's body? Why is she interested in the festival again?
But Xiaolin didn't have time to take care of them as he had to prepare for the festival today.
“Darkness, are you ready?”
"Well, it's ready."
Darkness nodded.
Sato Kazuma was stunned for a moment and asked, "Are you ready? Aren't we supposed to prepare for the festival? And we can just prepare it at noon, right?"
“Kazuma, what are you talking about?” Darkness spread her hands and said, “We are adventurers. If that’s the case, of course we have to defeat monsters.”
"Um???"
He made a black question mark face.
When they arrived at the Adventurer's Guild, they found that many adventurers had gathered here, and most of them were male adventurers, all of them were ready to fight monsters.
"What on earth is this..."
Sato Kazuma was puzzled, so he went to Duster to ask the reason.
Dust tilted his head and said, “Eh, based on Kazuma’s personality, I thought you would be the first to participate in this large-scale subjugation. Oh, isn’t Kazuma a frequent customer of that store? It’s really rare to have such a reaction. At times like this, male adventurers will definitely take the lead in participating in large-scale subjugation.”
"Are you looking forward to the festival so much?"
"Festival? Oh, the female adventurers are looking forward to the festival, but the male adventurers are not. They all just want to defeat the monsters in the forest."
It's becoming more and more confusing.
"It's a cicada."
Xiaolin answered Duster's questions.
Sato Kazuma was slightly stunned and asked, "Cicada? Do you mean the cicada that hibernates in the soil for several years, emerges from the soil in the last midsummer and chirps?"
"Yes, that's it."
"…I'm sorry, but it would be too pitiful to catch them just because they are a little noisy. That is just the selfish thinking of humans. I don't like it. So I'm going to go back to sleep…"
"Sato-kun, you don't know."
Kobayashi held Sato Kazuma's shoulder as he tried to leave and said, "The cicadas in this world are very different from the cicadas you know. For example, their calls are so loud that you can't fall asleep, and they keep calling all night long."
"Okay, let's go defeat it!"
Sato Kazuma takes out his One-Hit Kill Modified.
Loud noises mean that one cannot fall asleep, and not being able to fall asleep means one cannot enjoy the services of the Succubus Shop, which is why male adventurers are so active.
This is all for themselves!
At this time, Miss Luna, a guild employee, shouted, "A large number of insect monsters have appeared in the forest. Due to the large number, many adventurers are needed to participate. The mission requires a large-scale crusade involving dozens of people, so there are no restrictions on professions and levels. Adventurers with ideas, please come and report!"
So the male adventurers all ran over.
After signing up, they went to the forest near the town.
Luna stood in the center and shouted on the radio: "Then, forwards who are confident in defense, please apply potions that attract monsters on your body! Everyone, although the opponents are low-level insect monsters, their number is considerable, so don't be careless!"
Because there are so many people involved, the guild specially sent guild staff to take charge. This can prevent riots to a large extent. After all, adventurers are free guys and disputes are easy to occur.
For example...
Darkness poured potions on herself frantically. Other adventurers only dared to apply a little bit of potion and then add more, but she poured several bottles without any care.
"I am the daughter of Dustinis, I am here to stop all the monsters! Yes, I must protect the people, this is my duty! Come on, pour all the potions on me!"
"No! If you do that, not only insect monsters, but other kinds of monsters will also attack you!"
"That's even more desirable!"
The same goes for the Perverted Knight.
Having been trapped in the game for two years, she could no longer suppress her inner urge and wanted to experience the feeling of being bitten by insects.
Kobayashi pressed her shoulders and activated his purification ability at the same time.
"Pervert Darkness, don't cause trouble for the guild members. Just protect the people around you."
“Wait, wait! Ah, the monsters’ attacks are especially fierce in the summer. Please, Xiaolin, I beg you…!”
No matter how she screamed, Xiaolin did not let go of her hand, but pulled her aside.
However, what Kobayashi didn't notice was that before leaving, Darkness secretly stuffed several bottles of magic potion into her arms. She was still harboring evil intentions.
After applying the potion.
Xiaolin and the other adventurers waited for a moment, and suddenly Luna's voice rang out: "Dear adventurers, the monsters have gathered together, and the first wave of attack is coming soon! The guild has also prepared a large amount of insecticide, so please help!"
Then there was the piercing sound of flapping wings.
They rushed towards the adventurers who were covered with potions that attracted enemies.
"Wait, wait... there are too many!"
Many adventurers' faces changed.
Xiao Lin couldn't help but tremble his body, because these rhinoceros beetles were so big, their bodies were almost the size of a puppy, and that's not counting their spread wings.
“Ehhhhh——!”
The female adventurer groaned miserably.
Kobayashi spread out the silk thread and made a large transparent net in front of the people. After the puppy-sized rhinoceros beetles hit it, they were quickly divided into small square cubes, and green liquid and a foul smell followed.
"Ugh, that smells bad."
Sato Kazuma covered his nose and complained, "Is this really a rhinoceros beetle? It's too big!"
“So I told you everything.”
Kobayashi held down Darkness who was about to rush out.
They were protected by a big net, but the other adventurers were in trouble.
"Wow!"
An adventurer's abdomen was pierced by the horn of a rhinoceros beetle. He was wearing metal armor, but it was as fragile as a piece of paper. He cried out in tears: "It hurts! Damn it! It pierced my stomach a little! Everyone, be careful, cheap metal armor will be pierced with holes!"
Then a faint light emerged from his body.
The priests who participated in the expedition were treating him, and not only him, but other adventurers were also cured.
At this time, Darkness took advantage of Xiaolin's inattention and ran out, shouting, "Come on, more! Whether it's ten or twenty, I will stop them all for you to see! So hurry up, give me more!!!"
She is incredibly brave.
Sato Kazuma blinked, knowing that he could not watch the show any longer, so he took out the insecticide given to them by the guild and sprayed it at the insect-like monsters that kept flying towards them.
Seeing this, other adventurers also began to spray.
And it wasn't just rhinoceros beetles that flew over, there were also mantises, gadflies, cicadas and the like, and each of them was very large.
It's quite difficult without Huihui and Youyou.
Xiao Lin did not slack off either. He kept casting magic to clear the insects around him.
Then he looked at the maid who was living a peaceful life beside him.
"Liu Zi, take action..."
"I do not want."
The cold and sharp-tongued maid refused decisively. She said bluntly: "I'm sorry, Master Kobayashi. I have no idea what to do with insects and the like, and I don't want my sickle to be stained with such dirty liquid."
"Ms. Liu Zi, the second half of your sentence is the truth."
"You're right."
The maid obviously had no intention of taking action.
Kobayashi was also annoyed by the endless stream of insect-type monsters, and he took a stance and threw a punch.
"boom--!"
A beam of light suddenly spread out, tearing a gap in the insect army in front of him, and at the same time blowing away the adventurers in front of him. Then Xiaolin released the same move again, and the fist beams of light from all directions wiped out all the insects.
“Phew, that feels good.”
Xiaolin fanned himself.
Sato Kazuma crawled out of the dirt and complained, "Senior Kobayashi, shouldn't you have told me about this in advance? You almost sent me to see Eris. And the others would be angry too."
"Sorry, sorry, accidentally."
Xiaolin scratched his head and laughed.
Sure enough, this method is much easier.
Although the other adventurers had some complaints, thanks to Xiaolin's help, they had some breathing space, so they patted their butts and stood up.
Darkness was knocked over but couldn’t turn over because her armor was too heavy, and there was confusion on her face.
"What's going on? I feel tingling all over my body."
After saying that, she tilted her head with a puzzled look on her face and looked behind her.
Sato Kazuma took one look and stepped back.
“Darkness! Your armor… is covered with ants!”
"What!?"
She was stunned for a moment, and then her expression changed instantly.
Xiao Lin said, "You didn't use too much potion without permission, did you? I purified it all!"
"I, I just want to use a few more bottles! Ah! Xiaolin! Please... How should I put it, it's itchy! It seems that ants have crawled into my armor. Please use insecticide on me, or use purification magic to help me get rid of the ants..."
She couldn't grab the body under the armor, and the armor couldn't be taken off easily, so she struggled and screamed.
“Xiao-Lin? Please, I say… please, don’t just stand there and watch the show! It’s so itchy!”
She was going crazy there.
But Xiaolin has no time to care about her, because——
Luna stood up and brushed off the dirt on her body, saying, "Thank you for your hard work, the second wave is almost here, please get ready..."
“The second wave!?” Sato Kazuma exclaimed.
At the same time, the sound of a large number of insects flapping their wings could be heard. It seemed that Kobayashi's fist wave had shaken the entire forest, angering the insects living on the trees.
"There's no hope now."
Sato Kazuma lay on the ground, ready to die.
"Retreat, retreat!"
An adventurer shouted.
Kobayashi remained indifferent. He waited until most people had left before he began to bombard the forest fiercely.
This day was called the Explosion Day by the residents of Axel.
Xiaolin made great contributions in this large-scale subjugation mission, and he received a considerable reward. This should be a happy thing, but...
Darkness blushed and said, “Well… Xiaolin… This is my first time feeling this way. It’s so new… So helpful!”
She shook her body, as if there were ants crawling under her armor.
Although she was looking sad because of the pain and itchiness just now, she looks very satisfied now.
To be honest, her level of perversion has increased a lot.
(End of this chapter)