civilwarnovels Chapter 549: Take it, Little Aqua’s Last Act of Coquetry
Chapter 549: Take it, Little Aqua’s Last Act of Coquetry
Chapter 549: Take it, Little Aqua’s Last Act of Coquetry
Adventurer's Guild.
The place was still bustling with people coming and going, but they were very conscious and did not come over to disturb.
Only some counter clerks passing by, after seeing the cute little Aqua, couldn't help but hug her in their arms and rub her hard, making the stupid goddess scream.
I really don't know the blessing when I am in the blessing.
Sato Kazuma was very jealous of this and wanted to replace her. Unfortunately, as soon as he opened his mouth, he scared away those cute counter ladies and was punished by Kobayashi's knife.
"Haaaah...my hands are almost useless."
Sato Kazuma swung his sore arms and couldn't help complaining, "How much do I like lifting high..."
"Seeing that happy face gives me a lot of energy." Xiaolin also sighed: "Even though I say that, my arms are almost at their limit."
The shrunken Aqua was surprisingly energetic at this time. Not only Sato Kazuma, but even Kobayashi was forced to play with her. And Aqua preferred Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma to play with her more than the guild's "big" sister.
The body felt very painful, but at the same time, the other members of the guild also realized that it was not Sato Kazuma who was being cruel, but it was little Aqua's willful request, and the reputation of the guild improved for a while.
"Liu Zi, I'll leave the rest to you."
"Please leave it to me, Master Kobayashi."
Although it is embarrassing to leave physical work to the maid, Ryushi is a doll and will not feel tired. Let her play with little Aqua until Sato Kazuma and Kobayashi recover. It would be even better if she can use up all her physical strength in the meantime.
"It's still far from enough. I'm so disappointed~"
When the handover took place, little Aqua pouted. This guy was being spoiled like this, and he got completely carried away. No, maybe the way he was raised was wrong.
Seeing that Kobayashi was also feeling tired, Sato Kazuma suggested considerately, "Well, isn't it time to go back and rest?"
He was clearly seeking Xiaolin's opinion, but——
"No way! It's a rare occasion for you to come to the guild, there must be something you have to do, right?" The silly little goddess looked so matter-of-fact that the two grown men felt a little uneasy.
Could it be...
Aqua yelled, "Go take the mission! I'll show you how powerful you can be even if you're smaller!"
Is it really the same as I expected?
After this guy became smaller, his willfulness and confidence increased inexplicably. Does she know her current state? She even dared to yell that she wanted to do the mission.
"I'm talking to you!"
"What's the matter, Senior Kobayashi? Since she is so confident, let her do the task."
Hey, Sato-kun, didn't you just say you were tired? And your sinister smile shows that you have some bad intentions. This, this... How can I not want to be with you!
Kobayashi also gave the same sinister smile.
Even so, they would not undertake any difficult tasks. At this time, they would just return to their original intentions to defeat the Toads and satisfy little Aqua's willfulness.
Then--
She was eaten by a giant toad.
Because it was smaller, it was easier to be swallowed, and the giant toad was defeated by Sato Kazuma alone. The rescued little Aqua cried loudly, and after crying tired, she fell asleep on Kobayashi's back.
No different than before.
They thought she would behave herself after being punished, but in the end they were the ones who suffered.
Sato Kazuma looked at the stupid goddess who had just finished making a fuss and sighed, "Oh... She is really suffering. Really, she is sleeping soundly on Kobayashi-senpai's back."
"Really? They said something like 'Let me show you how powerful you can be even if you shrink your body!' Because the monster was too big, it was scared and ran away crying, but in the end, it was still eaten by the giant toad, right?" Kobayashi complained for the first time in a long time.
"I actually think it's Kobayashi-sama's fault for not protecting Aqua-sama. It's a parent's responsibility to protect their children, but Kobayashi-sama didn't take responsibility, did he?"
"Who is her father?"
Kobayashi complained to Ryuzi, saying that he didn't know what had happened to the puppet maid recently. Her maternal instinct was getting stronger and stronger. Was there such a setting in the program?
But she is a puppet, can she still give birth to a child?
“Hmmmm~~~Hoo, hoo—”
Little Aqua's breathing sounds continued.
Xiao Lin sighed: "Seeing such a cute sleeping face, my soul seems to be purified."
"She is cute, sure." Sato Kazuma sighed, "But when I think about her being Aqua, I don't have that thought anymore."
The stupid goddess is truly goddess-level when she doesn't speak, but once she opens her mouth, the silly aura will come over you, destroying her temperament completely, making people love and hate her.
"I found you! Sato Kazuma! Kobayashi!"
Suddenly, a roar was heard from behind.
A cheerful and handsome guy wearing black armor and a magic sword on his waist ran over angrily, and started scolding and questioning as soon as he opened his mouth.
"What on earth is that rumor about?"
"What!... Fake Sword, if you're too noisy, this guy will be woken up by you."
"It's me who controls the sword!"
Mitsurugi Hibiki became even more annoyed at Sato Kazuma for not being able to remember his name, and his roar was deafening.
Shouldn't this guy be in the capital now, enjoying the fruits of victory by repelling the Demon King's army? Why is he here? He really is haunting us.
Mitsurugi Hibiki looked at the little Aqua on Xiaolin's back and said in disbelief, "Compared to that... that child who looks exactly like Aqua, could it be...!"
"Ah, this is because of the magic item."
“Huh! So it’s true… that you used a magic tool to turn Aqua-sama into a child and educated her according to your own preferences… such a rumor!”
"Huh?! What the hell is that!!!"
Sato Kazuma couldn't help but roar. Sure enough, that person Ju Gaogao had caused unnecessary misunderstandings? This rumor sounded too exaggerated.
Besides, given Aqua's personality, she would be easier to educate as an adult rather than a child.
...the way you train a dog.
Mitsurugi Hibiki's eyes widened with anger: "Your presence will have a bad influence on Lady Aqua! Hurry up, hand Lady Aqua over to me!"
Although he looked like a lackey for Aqua's good, Kobayashi felt that he had some improper thoughts about the girlish Aqua.
Not good enough to get arrested.
"It's really intolerable. He has only now become a father. This child is ours! Lord Kobayashi and I raised him together! We will never hand him over!"
"Hey, hey, hey, don't make things so complicated, Ms. Liu Zi!"
No one expected that besides her sharp tongue, Liu Zi had such a side. She turned a simple matter into a complicated family ethics drama. Yu Jian Xiangye was so angry that he trembled.
"Woo~~~ It's so noisy..."
Perhaps the quarrel was too loud and woke up the sleeping little Aqua.
"By the way, Ms. Ryushi." Sato Kazuma asked in confusion, "Just now you said that you and Senior Kobayashi raised me. Am I not a human being?"
"Please ask yourself why, Lord Satou Kazuma."
"and many more……"
"Sato Kazuma, are you listening to me?!"
While he and Liu Zi were discussing whether or not he was considered a human, Yuken Hibiki couldn't stand it anymore.
"Ahh, this is so annoying! Xiaolin, put me down for a while!"
"Sorry, did I wake you up?"
Kobayashi put little Aqua down.
Mitsurugi Hibiki quickly came over and asked with concern: "Aqua-sama! Are you okay? Aqua-sama, let me raise her properly!"
"——GodBlow!!!"
"Uhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Aqua unceremoniously threw her Divine Light Fist, hitting Yuken Hibiki's face hard, causing him to fall to the ground on his back, unable to get up again.
"If you wake up a sleeping child, you will be punished by God!"
The stupid goddess snorted coldly, without even looking at the unconscious Demon Sword Hero on the ground, and lay on Xiaolin's back again.
"Come on, go home."
"oh oh……"
Poor Mitsurugi Hibiki, no matter how he tried to show his affection to the stupid goddess, he was not accepted.
evening.
"Is dinner not ready yet? I'm hungry!"
"Wait a moment. Sato-kun is making you a loving dinner right now."
Kobayashi touched Aqua's head and found her long sky blue hair very smooth to the touch.
Originally, Ryuzi and Kobayashi prepared dinner every night, but today Sato Kazuma said he wanted to cook himself. I don’t know if the sun has risen from the west.
“Really?! Kazuma, you don’t have to go out of your way for me~”
He said this but his face was full of smiles.
"Don't talk about love or anything like that without permission! There is none of that, whether it's love or fatherly love!" Sato Kazuma shouted, "Senior Kobayashi, dinner is ready, please bring it over for me."
"coming!"
Kobayashi got up and went to the kitchen, brought out Sato Kazuma's special dinner, and placed it in front of little Aqua: "Sorry for the wait! Sato-kun named it, the Lost Child's Extreme Game Meal! Please enjoy!"
“Ahhh! It’s delicious! Mr. Kazuma, thank you!”
Little Aqua showed an innocent and happy smile.
Sato Kazuma staggered out of the kitchen, holding his forehead and sighing, "Ah... I'm much more tired today than usual."
"Because I'm the one who usually takes care of you problem children." Xiaolin looked at him with amusement: "By the way, I thought you would serve some dark dishes, Sato-kun, but I didn't expect it to be so normal."
"If we do that, Aqua might cause some trouble. It's better to just cook a normal dinner."
"really."
This is definitely not because Aqua has become smaller or Sato Kazuma has become more loving. He just didn't make dark food because he thought it was troublesome and was afraid that Aqua would bother him again.
As expected of him.
"Forget it, I'll just eat quickly and then go to rest."
Sato Kazuma looked much more tired than usual.
Aqua yelled, "I want to sleep too, spread the quilt here!"
"Aren't you going to sleep in your room? Don't you feel it's too empty in the living room?"
"Kobayashi, Kazuma, and Ryuzu, you all have to sleep together. Maybe it's because my body has become smaller, and I'm too lonely to sleep alone. So, you have to stay with me too!"
"……Eh?"
Four people sleeping together?
If Megumin were here, she would definitely feel something was wrong, and Darkness would probably have some terrible delusions like “If you make a sound, everyone will wake up.”
"I refuse! I'm very tired today and I want to have a good sleep alone."
Sato Kazuma flatly refused.
Unfortunately, Aqua is not so easy to talk to. Now that she has become smaller, her willful index has increased rapidly.
"I don't want it, I don't want it! Everyone should sleep together!!! Otherwise, I will never sleep!"
Her puffed mouth revealed her stubbornness.
It seems that persuasion is of no use.
There was no choice but to sleep together.
The quilt in the room was pulled out and the bed was made in the living room. Aqua insisted on sleeping in the middle, so the order was Sato Kazuma on the far left, followed by Kobayashi, then Aqua, and Ryushi on the far right.
"Well...good night everyone!"
"Good night."
Xiaolin responded.
At the same time, Ryuushi also spoke up: "Lord Sato Kazuma, you should know that I don't need to sleep, so if you want to do something to Lady Aqua, I won't pretend not to see it."
“Don’t worry, Ryushi, Kazuma doesn’t have the guts to do that… huh, huh—”
Aqua said these words that hurt Satou Kazuma, and then fell asleep quickly. As for the hurt Satou Kazuma...
“Hiss, huh—hiss, huh—”
He was completely asleep.
It seems that Aqua is more noisy than usual today, which makes him very tired. Even Kobayashi, a LV8 adventurer, feels a little tired, not to mention Sato Kazuma, a mid-level adventurer.
...Forget it, let’s go to sleep.
The next day.
"Eh------!"
Early in the morning, Aqua's screams were deafening, just like the day before.
"It hurts!"
Then Sato Kazuma was kicked.
The stupid goddess shrank behind Kobayashi and said fearfully, "Why is Kazuma here? Have you finally discovered my charm as a goddess and can't control yourself?"
"I really don't want to be told this by you, who has the experience of always attacking Kobayashi-senpai at night!"
Sato Kazuma covered his stomach in pain. Except for luck and intelligence, the stupid goddess' other attributes were top-notch. With this kick, he almost went to see Eris.
Liu Zi was surprised and said, "What happened suddenly? Wasn't it Aqua-sama who said she wanted to sleep together? Could it be that Aqua-sama is just like those heartless men, who would not recognize anyone after removing the heartlessness and putting on the pants? I didn't expect Aqua-sama to be such a person."
"How could I possibly say something like that!"
Aqua denied loudly, but her clear yet foolish eyes didn't seem like she was lying. It seemed like she didn't remember what happened during her childhood.
"Alright, alright, don't get excited Aqua."
Kobayashi held down the somewhat flustered stupid goddess, and then told her what happened yesterday.
"So that's how it is."
Aqua nodded and smiled foolishly and nonchalantly, "Anyway, now that we're back to our old ways, the matter is over! Okay, now let's go have a celebratory bubble drink!"
"I feel like... Aqua hasn't changed much, whether as an adult or a child."
"I told you. Aqua's IQ hasn't changed since she was a child, so there's no change from before to now."
"Yes."
Sato Kazuma and Kobayashi sighed at the same time.
After that, Aqua drank much more bubble wine than usual, using the excuse that she didn't get to drink bubble wine yesterday.
And someone somehow found out that Aqua turned into a little girl because of Wiz's potion, and then those very bad potions were bought by some nobles with strange habits.
Congratulations, congratulations.
(End of this chapter)