Math professor returns to routine

Chapter 342 Drinking afternoon tea with brothers



Chapter 342 Drinking afternoon tea with brothers

Chapter 342 Drinking afternoon tea with brothers

Ten p.m.

Lu You dried her hair and came to the bedside. She looked down at Tang Wan, who was lying on her side in the middle of the bed looking at her mobile phone, smiling like a fool. She patted her rear car lights twice.

"Get out of the way and make room for me."

Logan didn't look back, moved to the other side without saying a word, and continued to be immersed in his own world.

Lu You ignored her. Everyone had to have their own private space. It didn't mean that they had to be together all the time if they lived under the same roof.

Lu You lifted up the air-conditioned blanket, sat on his bed, covered his lower body with the blanket, and took the tablet to study before going to bed.

Studying has become a habit deep in Lu You's bones. If he doesn't study for a day, he will feel uncomfortable all over.

In the spacious room, there was only the humming sound of the air conditioner running, and occasionally, Tang Wan's silly laughter.

Half an hour passed.

Lu You was still concentrating on reading the mathematics paper, but Tang Wan next to him couldn't lie still.

I am a beautiful, eighteen-year-old beauty lying next to you with a stunning appearance and enchanting posture. You can take your pick of her. It’s okay if you don’t touch her. You don’t even give her a look.

Is it that my Tang Wan's charm has faded, or is it that your Lu You's awesomeness has faded?

"Damn it, you insist on me taking the initiative!"

Tang Wan muttered a few words in a low voice, rolled over to Lu You's side, and put her warm and soft body into his arms.

"Husband, what are you doing!"

With Xiangyu in her arms, Lu You was not a gentleman at all, and there was no need to pretend to be serious towards Tang Wan, so he boldly put a dirty hand into the bed.

"Hey~"

"I'm reading a paper, do you want to come with me?" Lu You asked without changing his expression as he continued to work hard.

Logan pursed his lips and a strange blush appeared on his cheeks.

"Speak like I can understand."

"I can translate it for you."

Tang Wan moved restlessly and said in a loud voice, "This is not a language gap, but a gap in IQ and knowledge."

Mathematics is like this. If each character is separated individually, everyone can understand it. But once it is composed of arithmetic expressions and mathematical descriptions, only a few people can understand it.

Lu You didn't want to study any more. He put the tablet aside and asked, "Tell me, what do you want me to do with you?"

"I think……"

Before Tang Wan could finish speaking, Lu You pressed his index finger on her lips and added, "I'd like to state in advance that we will rest tonight to replenish our ammunition depot, and no strenuous exercise is strictly allowed."

"Tsk! It's boring!"

Tang Wan pouted, turned over again, rolled a certain distance along with the quilt, and faced Lu You with the back of his head.

"I'm going to sleep! Go ahead and refill your ammunition!"

Lu You smiled dumbly and was about to get up to comfort Tang Wan.

At this moment, a vx letter rang.

"Who sent me a message late at night?"

With doubts, Lu You turned around, picked up the tablet again, and clicked on vx.

Tang Wan said she was going to sleep, but in fact she was pricking up her ears to eavesdrop on what Lu You was doing.

Meng Yiqiu Ling: Brother Lu, are you asleep?

Lu You glanced at Tang Wan's slightly trembling ears, then took out a tissue from the bedside, wiped his slightly wet fingertips, and then replied to Meng Yi.

LT: Logan just took a shower, do you have anything?

Asking for zero fiercely:?

Meng Yi Qiu Zero: Are you a human being?

Meng Yi Qiu Ling: Just stab me with a knife, right?

LT: If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have something to say, say it quickly.

LT: Logan is still waiting for me to hold her to sleep!

More than a minute passed.

Meng Yi sent a voice message lasting 60 seconds.

Lu You pressed and pressed to delete with an expressionless face. He could imagine that Meng Yi continued to output the picture to his phone for 1 minute without having to listen.

LT: Forget it, go to sleep, 88

Meng Yi Qing Zero: Are you free tomorrow afternoon?

Meng Yi Qiu Zero: Come out and get together.

LT: Just the two of us?

Mengyi asked for zero: I called Lao Liang.

Meng Yi Qiu Ling: He said he wanted to spend time with his girlfriend and had no time.

A fierce request for zero: md!A dishonest thing!

Lu You originally wanted to say that he wanted to accompany Tang Wan and had no time to go out, but seeing that Meng Yi had already been hurt by Yuan Wenliang once, he had no choice but to change his mind.

LT: Time, place.

Meng Yi Qiu Ling: It has to be Brother Lu!

Meng Yi Qiu Zero: I know you have me in your heart.

LT:…

LT: Something suddenly happened to me.

Meng Yi Qiu Zero: No! ! !

After some push and pull, the two decided to meet at the K store closest to Chunhua at three o'clock in the afternoon.

Meng Yi Qiu Ling: Brother Lu, see you tomorrow!

LT: See you tomorrow.

Lu You placed the tablet on the bedside table, thinking about what words to say to calm Tang Wan down. When he turned his head, he happened to meet a pair of big bright eyes.

"Who are you talking to in the middle of the night? Could it be a woman from outside? Are you going to bring me a sister back?"

"Ah, yes, yes! I raised wild women, and I raised ten of them at once!"

Lu You pinched the tip of Tang Wan's nose and said angrily: "Don't you think about it, have I been out of your sight for half an hour since you moved into my house?"

Tang Wan shook his head left and right a few times, broke away from Lu You's restraint, and said seriously: "You can go out secretly in the dead of night when I am asleep."

"You've watched too many neon movies, and you think I won't be tired after a fight with you, and we can continue seamlessly, right?"

Lu You pulled open the corner of the quilt that Tang Wan was holding down, and forcefully pulled her into his arms.

My girlfriend smells good, is soft, and can breathe through my nose, so I don’t need to inflate it regularly. It’s really great!

"Okay, go to bed quickly! I stayed up late and exercised for the past two days. Go to bed early today and take good care of yourself. Hey Siri, turn off the lights for me."

[Okay, master. 】

As soon as he finished speaking, the entire bedroom fell into darkness.

Tang Wan closed her eyes and leaned into Lu You's arms, smelling the clean and light boy's breath on his body. Tang Wan felt extremely at peace in her heart.

"Husband, you haven't told me yet who was chatting with you just now."

Lu You put a hand on Tang Wan's waist, slowly caressed her back, and said: "Meng Yi, you have seen a fat black man with a bad mouth. He asked me to have afternoon tea tomorrow."

"Take me there?"

"Meng Yi is single, and I don't want to irritate him."

The implication is that he doesn't want Logan to go with him.

Logan didn't force it and replied: "Come back early and bring me delicious food."

"Well, I remember."

Not long after, there were only two steady breathing sounds left in the room.

……

the next afternoon.

Lu You and Meng Yi sat side by side at the bar seat by the window, with a tray full of food in front of them.

Meng Yi put on disposable gloves and picked up a piece of browned finger-licking chicken, his face full of emotion.

“It’s been a year since I’ve eaten K’ji, I really miss it!”

Saying that, Meng Yi couldn't wait to take a bite.

click

The crispy flour crust breaks apart under the pressure of the teeth, and the rich aroma of oil bursts out in the mouth.

"That's what it tastes like! The taste of junk food!"

Foods high in fat and calories can give people a full sense of happiness.

"Isn't it just fried chicken? Those who didn't know better would have thought you were eating some kind of delicacy!"

"You haven't experienced the hard years of senior year in high school, you don't understand!" Meng Yi looked lovingly at the finger-sucking chicken with a piece missing, as if he hadn't seen her for decades but still couldn't let go of her first love.

"For the sake of my health and the college entrance examination, I only ate food from home and the cafeteria for a whole year. I didn't dare to touch any fried chicken or barbecue, for fear of spoiling my stomach and delaying my review."

Lu You opened the wrapping paper of the grilled chicken drumstick and took a big bite.

He prefers the soft texture of grilled chicken to the tough skin of fried chicken that stings his palate.

"So, after persisting for a year, how did you do in the college entrance examination?"

Meng Yi spit out a piece of chicken bone and said: "The results haven't come out yet, how can I know?"

"Didn't the Examination Yuan publish the answers online? Why don't you check it?"

Meng Yi drank the lemon tea and swallowed the chicken in his mouth, and said: "The college entrance examination has only been over for a few days? It's too late to play. Isn't there really an idiot who knows the answer?"

"Have."

Lu You grabbed two fries that were still hot, dipped them in some ketchup and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Among the people I know, Li Yu, Xu Nian, Deng Rui and Wang Linghua have all been evaluated once."

Meng Yi paused for a moment and said: "They are all perverts with pure blood, and I am just an inconspicuous member of the general public. I cannot generalize."

Seeing that Meng Yi didn't want to mention his grades, Lu You didn't ask any further questions.

Relaxing after the exam and temporarily escaping the worries of the college entrance examination is a very reasonable choice, or in other words, it is the choice of most people.

"What are your plans for the summer vacation? Learn to drive? Travel? Or work a summer job?"

Meng Yi threw down the chicken stand with only bones left in his hand and replied: "None of them. I haven't watched any animations, movies, or three special features in the entire senior year of high school. I'm very busy and don't have time to do what you said." A few things.”

Lu You was speechless. Is this called busy?You’re busy showing off, aren’t you?

"You don't even need to take the driver's license test?"

"No exam."

Meng Yi stuffed a few chicken popcorn into his mouth one after another and said vaguely: "I don't like driving in the first place. I learned to drive but I didn't have a chance, so I just stopped learning."

"Learn to drive and it will be easier to chase girls when you go to college." Lu You reminded kindly.

Meng Yi was moved, but soon lost interest.

"Forget it! Don't think that I don't know. It's easy to chase girls with luxury cars. Even if I get my driver's license, I can only drive a Wuling Hongguang, and other girls will just think that I'm a bike-sharer in a university city."

"It's not like there are no luxury cars."

Lu You finished the last bite of the burger, crumpled the wrapping paper and put it back on the tray, and said: "There are a few cars in my garage that are gathering dust, including Mercedes-Benz GT, Audi S8, and Bentley Flying Spur. Although they are not expensive, only 200 It starts at [-], but it’s more than enough to show off when you drive it out.”

Meng Yi turned his head sharply, his eyes flashing with astonishing light.

"Is it true, Brother Lu?"

"One word from a gentleman, one quick whip."

Lu You didn't lie. There were indeed several cars in the underground garage of his villa that had never been driven.

It's okay to leave it alone, why not lend it to Meng Yi for fun and let him experience the pleasure of riding a luxury car.

Meng Yi looked solemn, clasped his hands into fists, and said sincerely: "Meng Yi has been wandering for half his life, and he only regrets that he has never met his master. If you don't abandon me, I would like to be your adoptive father!"

"okay!"

Lu You slapped Meng Yi on the shoulder and said with a smile: "I want to lend you a car, but I also need you to get a driver's license."

"It's easy. I'll sign up for driving school tomorrow!"

……

The boys not only ate in large quantities, but also at a fast pace. The fried chicken, burgers and snacks for nearly three people were eaten by the two of them in less than 10 minutes.

"Hiccup - so disgusting!"

Meng Yi pressed his belly and burped, looking like he wanted to vomit.

"Sure enough, for junk food like fried chicken, only the first bite is the best."

"Who told you to eat so hard that you would be like a starving ghost reincarnated?"

Lu You took off his gloves and slowly took out a tissue to wipe the corners of his mouth.

"What other shows are coming next?"

Meng Yi waved his hands and said with a sad look on his face: "I can't walk anymore. Let's sit here and rest for a while! I want to digest it."

Lu You sneered and said, "I told you not to order too much, but you didn't listen. It's time to eat as much as you can!"

The food K remembers doesn't seem to be much, and it seems like he is not full, but in fact it is very filling. If you eat one burger, your satiety level will increase by half.

Meng Yi frowned and said with difficulty: "I've been in enough pain, so don't say sarcastic words."

"No more talking, just use your energy to digest it yourself."

Lu You took out his mobile phone and opened B station to watch some cute pet videos to pass the time.

10 minute later.

When Lu You was watching with enthusiasm, Meng Yi suddenly said: "Brother Lu, what does it feel like to sleep with a girl in your arms?"

"Are you... having sex?"

Meng Yi's face darkened and he said, "You care about me? Can't you just be curious?"

Lu You covered the phone on the table and said, "It depends on the girl you are holding, her figure, and her sleeping posture. We cannot generalize."

"Let's talk about Goddess Logan."

Lu You carefully recalled the scene last night and said: "I can't tell you the specific feelings. I can only say that it feels top-notch, the fragrance is charming, it can sometimes help you sleep, and sometimes it can refresh you."

Meng Yi tried to imagine it, but he had no real experience and no one he liked. All that appeared in his mind were vague images.

"Oh! I envy you so much! When can I find a girlfriend to fall in love with!"

Lu You clicked, put his hand on Meng Yi's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Meng Yi, I have a message for you. It's okay to fall in love if you want, but don't force it, and don't take emotional matters too seriously. .

Otherwise, it is easy to go to extremes, either severely self-deprecating and causing all kinds of anxiety, or having excessive self-awareness. A girl's random behavior can make you think about it.

Remember these four words and let nature take its course.Always keep a clear mind and hold on to the peach blossoms that belong to you. Don’t force anything that doesn’t belong to you. "

"I understand the truth, but how can I tell whether the peach blossom belongs to me?" Meng Yi asked thoughtfully.

Lu You thought for a while and said, "I'll give you an example. If you meet the person you like, try to get in touch with the person first and briefly understand the person's situation.

If you have a boyfriend or someone you are having an affair with, pass.It's okay to chase girls, but you definitely can't be a hot sheep.

Then on this basis, gradually get close to and understand the other person as a friend, and during this period, express your good feelings appropriately as a test.

If she acquiesces, you can attack boldly. If she resists, you can't linger too much and get out quickly before she sinks in. "

While listening, Meng Yi discovered a problem and raised it.

"Brother Lu, you are right. But have you ever thought about it, people are not purely rational animals, and feelings cannot be broken off easily.

When it comes to expressing good feelings towards the other person, I estimate that most people have already fallen into it. If they want to get out, I am afraid that few can do it. "

Lu You smiled slightly and said what he had prepared.

"That's why I say to stay awake at all times. Humans are not purely rational animals, but they are not purely emotional animals either, but a mixture of both. Which one is dominant depends on your own thoughts.

Mr. Jin Yong's "The Book of Swords and Enmities" has written about the deep love that lasts forever.If you care too much about someone or something, you will lose yourself.

Of all things in the world, only life belongs to you. You must love yourself more than others, so as not to lose yourself.

Unless you want to be a saint. "

Meng Yi clasped his hands again and said gratefully: "Thanks to my adoptive father for giving me the guidance. I am willing to do my best!"

"You damn! Here you go again! You're addicted to pretending to be Lu Bu, aren't you?"

The two stayed at Kji for another 10 minutes, then got up and left, heading to a nearby shopping mall to play video games.

As soon as he stepped out of the door, a question suddenly appeared in Meng Yi's mind.

"Brother Lu, you said that love lasts forever, but have you ever thought about what would happen to you if Goddess Logan separated from you?"

Lu You was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said calmly: "I am dedicated to mathematics and will no longer be tainted by the worldly affairs."

(End of this chapter)


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