civilwarnovels Chapter 692 The Color of Wisdom
Chapter 692 The Color of Wisdom
Chapter 692 The Color of Wisdom
"Okay, I understand."
Xiaolin looked at the stupid goddess unkindly and said, "Aqua, you want to fight me, right? I will accept the challenge, come out!"
"Hmph, Xiaolin is not as good as me! Well, I will send you to live together with Eris!" Aqua, who was provoked, looked at Xiaolin with a bad face.
Wiz ran over quickly.
"Please, please calm down, both of you!"
"Calm down now! I treat you as my harem, but you treat me as a pervert!"
Xiaolin yelled in frustration.
“God will punish you, and no one will be spared.” Hui Hui snorted, “But we are no longer surprised by Xiao Lin’s gradual degeneration into a pervert. Please just throw it away.”
"Eh? You mean the underwear? Why did you let me throw it away? You should return it to its original owner, right?"
Xiaolin was a little confused.
It would be very frustrating if such intimate underwear was lost, but it would also be very rude to the owner to throw it away rashly.
Huihui sighed slightly.
"The owner will be embarrassed."
"Embarrassed?"
"Well, if I had returned it on the spot like before, it would have been fine, but now you've held it in your arms and even spread it out to look at it for a long time, this is a bit..."
Not only she said this, but others also looked slightly embarrassed.
indeed.
If he had not been discovered and had returned it quietly, he would definitely not have been criticized. However, not only was he discovered, he also spread it out in front of them and examined it carefully.
In this case, even if the owner is found, the owner probably won't want it.
Ahhh, big fail.
Xiaolin quickly understood the meaning of this, but Aqua curled her lips and whispered: "Besides, I have no idea how Xiaolin has been abused behind her back."
"I didn't do anything! Hey, I was just being polite like a gentleman!"
"Eh... a gentleman who always holds his underwear in his hand?"
Aqua took a step back in disgust.
Damn it, you're looking at me like garbage...
"No matter what, I must return this pair of underwear to its original owner! I didn't steal it on my own initiative, and I really haven't done anything weird with it. A person of integrity has nothing to fear! So in order to prove my innocence, this pair of underwear must be handed over to the owner!"
Kobayashi clenched his underwear.
“Wow——”
Aqua made a loud noise of disgust and said, "I feel like you're putting your energy in the wrong place, Kobayashi. You're going to cause a lot of trouble for others. Even if you hand it over to the owner yourself, no one will be happy."
"I don't want to hear it, you bastard!" Xiaolin covered his ears. "This is a question of my dignity! Aqua, if you are so resistant, this pair of underwear shouldn't be yours, right?"
"No way! You idiot Xiaolin!"
Aqua tapped Krillin's back.
But the more she did this, the more she felt there was a problem.
Darkness nodded and said with a blushing face, “I understand you, Xiaolin. I will take responsibility for your dignity!”
"…I don't understand what you are talking about."
"I mean, I'm in charge of your interests! Come on! Just guess the color and shape of my underwear!"
The perverted female knight opened her arms.
Did this idiot understand the current situation? Besides, if he wanted to see her underwear, did he need to steal and guess? Shouldn't he just push her down and then pull down her pants?
But it also proved one thing.
These underwear are not Darkness's.
At least as far as Kobayashi knew, she didn't have this style of underwear.
"In short, we must first conduct an investigation. After all, it is said that intelligence search is the basis of the investigation."
"Ignore me!?"
Kobayashi's act of turning a blind eye made the perverted female knight groan again.
Youyou raised her hand and asked in a low voice with some embarrassment: "It has nothing to do with me, right?"
"Hmm? Youyou, you..."
"I wasn't at the mansion last night. I was out with Funifla and Yougou."
Ah, I remembered it.
Funifla and Yougouhui helped them defeat the giant Walavi, and the three of them went out to party and see them off at night. Huihui originally wanted to go, but this guy had exhausted all his magic power and physical strength, so he had no choice but to stay at home and lie on the bed.
"Me too."
"Well, there's me..."
Chris and Wiz raised their hands one after another.
"Of course you two should be here, after all, you just got here."
Xiaolin nodded.
"So the owner of this pair of underwear is one of you three!"
He pointed at the team members.
"What are you guys doing? Why do you look like you really can't stand it?"
"It's such an obvious thing, how can you say it so proudly."
Huihui crossed her arms in disgust.
"Well, if you want to hear my compliments... Wow! My admiration for your reasoning is like a torrent of water, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding, it is out of control..."
Damn it, you’re making a fool of me!
Xiao Lin twitched the corner of his mouth unhappily.
Chris also came up and said, "If you ask me, we won't be able to find the owner this way, right?"
"Why?"
"Because it was just one of her many panties that was stolen. She could just wear another pair, unless she had a reason to be attached to that one."
Her words woke Xiaolin up.
Indeed, normally no one would come forward and admit that they were their own underwear, especially in front of everyone like this.
If I were found out, I would definitely be socially dead on the spot, right?
"No, I can."
"You don't count!"
Kobayashi held down the perverted female knight who ran up and pretended to be the owner of the lost items by putting on her underwear. This guy's brain is completely broken!
"And even if they find out, all you have to do is deny it."
Wiz said the same thing.
Damn, the plan was thwarted so quickly.
"Well……"
“What’s wrong, Huihui?”
"I'm not, I didn't, what's wrong?"
I don’t know why, but Megumin, who was cared for by Darkness, suddenly seemed so excited.
Xiao Lin was lost in thought at this time.
"There's really nothing I can do. I'll just use this pair of underwear I stole as a sacrifice." He looked at the stupid goddess on the other side and said, "Hey, Aqua, your goddess is the best at this kind of thing, right?"
"How can I possibly go to a day of underpants sacrifice!"
"I see... Then, I'll just have to animate it."
Xiaolin sighed slightly.
He couldn't think of a solution. Although the Five Visions was very powerful, he couldn't see objects through the future like Vanir could. Besides, he wanted to find the owner more to see the other party's shy look. Since he couldn't find him, it didn't matter.
"Wait, wait for me!"
“…What’s wrong, Megumin?”
Kobayashi's right hand was grabbed by the little loli when he was about to throw away his underwear.
“Xiaolin, do you think this is appropriate?” Huihui said quickly, “If you just rush into this, you still won’t be able to get rid of the label of a pervert.”
"Of course I don't want to."
"Besides, burning the underwear is the same as destroying the body, isn't it? Xiaolin's male pride will never approve of such behavior! I firmly believe this from the bottom of my heart!"
"Ah, you still understand me."
Xiaolin nodded.
It was not necessary to find the owner of the lost underwear, but the underwear being destroyed in his own hands was more like a loss, so he was so reluctant.
"Ahem, so I have a suggestion—"
"So you're going to let me find the owner of the underwear, right?"
"What stupid things are you talking about!"
Hui Hui yelled.
What on earth does she want? Kobayashi thought so and listened to her thoughts carefully.
"Why not just leave the underwear here and wait for the owner to come and get it? Wouldn't that make everyone happy?"
"No, you can't do that."
"Varied……!"
Huihui didn't seem to expect Xiaolin to say that, but he said very seriously: "Although it was not intentional, it is a fact that I stole the underwear. As a gentleman, I just want to return the underwear to the owner in person and apologize for my crime!"
"I really don't know whether I should admire you or be speechless about you."
Darkness held her forehead and sighed.
Xiaolin was extremely serious about some things, and she didn't know what to say.
Aqua pouted in dissatisfaction and shouted, "That's enough, it's almost time for dinner, right? I'm starving, let's eat dinner quickly!"
"You should think of something too, stupid goddess!"
"Don't be so mean to me! And I don't want to think about it, because it gives me a splitting headache."
Xiaolin really wanted to punch her.
"Really? Then we can only go and raise money."
"You should have done this from the beginning."
"Let me be frank with you. If I can't borrow the money, I will embezzle the team's public funds."
"Eh……?"
"Hasn't this always been how we got here? The debt you owed for destroying the city wall, the debt you owed for destroying the church, the debt you owed for purifying the hot springs, the debt you owed for the Crimson Devil's Village - we! Didn't let you! Bear it all! Alone! We all loved each other! We shared it all! Wasn't it?!"
"Woooooo~~~"
Aqua didn't know what to do immediately.
Xiaolin rolled his eyes and said, "So, Goddess Aqua, introduce me to some big bosses."
"I know! I'll help you! No, I'll just do you a favor!" Aqua immediately agreed to help. She was so shameless.
Forget it, at least she knows what's going on.
Chris, who saw this scene, sighed sincerely: "I don't think I want to join this kind of team in my life."
"Seconded."
Wiz also nodded slightly.
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"Well, Aqua, go first, and I'll start the questioning with you."
Kobayashi said this to the stupid goddess.
"What color do you prefer?"
"Your question is too childish, isn't it? You're not thinking that girls should wear whatever color underwear they like...or something like that?"
Aqua covered her mouth, seeming to look down on Kobayashi.
Rolling eyes in annoyance.
"Don't interrupt, just speak!"
"Isn't it obvious? I am the goddess of water."
"Okay, I see. Is it the color of sewage?"
"No! It's! It's aqua blue! Look at the color of my clear eyes and hair! I exude the aura of the goddess of water from head to toe!"
Hmm, it’s the color of wisdom.
But it's the opposite.
Aqua crossed her arms and spat in dissatisfaction, "If you ask me, the ones that are muddy and rotten are Xiaolin's eyes, right?"
"Hey, Aqua, the color of the water is almost transparent."
"……Eh?"
"Come to think of it, lake water that is overrun with bacteria is the color of yours. And it also has a very strong stench."
Xiaolin raised the corner of his mouth in a nasty way.
It was just a tease, but the stupid goddess got flustered and kept sniffing her body.
"Eh? Do I really stink?! But I take a good shower every day!"
“You really went to smell it.”
Xiaolin sighed.
The stupid goddess definitely doesn't stink, and she even exudes a fresh and fragrant smell all over her body, he can guarantee that.
"Actually, no matter if you are muddy or rotten, or even if you emit an eye-irritating smell, now is not the time to talk about this!"
"It's so spicy that it hurts my eyes?!"
"Ah, come on, let's not talk about this anymore. Your favorite color is aqua blue, right?"
Kobayashi has decided to quickly end the topic and move on to the next step.
However, Aqua did not respond to his question. She ran to Huihui and asked hurriedly, "Hey, Huihui, do I smell weird?"
"No, there's no smell at all."
"Can you please listen to what others say?"
Xiao Lin hit her head angrily.
But how do you explain Aqua's attitude?
Although it is possible that she pretended to be extremely flustered in order to change the topic of underwear, I really can't imagine that the stupid goddess can come up with such a trick with her intelligence.
This silly girl is, to some extent, extremely straightforward.
Anyway, just write it down and then ask.
“Then it’s Huihui’s turn next.”
"Let me make it clear first, if you try to find out the underwear of the Crimson Demons, you will be cursed."
Huihui struck a strange pose.
But in Xiaolin's opinion, she was just saying that because she was shy, so he waved his hand nonchalantly.
"Oh, if you can curse me, curse me as much as you want. I'm already cursed by the ring, so there's nothing to be afraid of if there's another one."
"Tsk, you really are just throwing away the jar."
Huihui yelled in dissatisfaction.
It was unpleasant to be investigated about underwear. Xiaolin understood her feelings, but that was not the issue now.
He picked up the boxers that lay spread out before him.
"Okay, Huihui. Could you please tell me whether this is your underwear or not?"
"You're too straight! Please ask me what color I like, just like you asked Aqua!"
Huihui hugged her shoulders and took a step back.
Xiao Lin spread his hands and said, "Forget it - reasoning is too troublesome."
“I understand the logic, but please put yourself in the shoes of the person answering the question!” Huihui retorted loudly.
Darkness agreed. “That’s right. Megumin is still a young girl, so you should understand her delicate heart.”
Do you think she cares about Huihui?
certainly not!
"So, I think you should ask me directly about this kind of question!"
This guy is hopelessly perverted!
(End of this chapter)