civilwarnovels Chapter 691 The Master of Underwear
Chapter 691 The Master of Underwear
Chapter 691 The Master of Underwear
By the way, whose underwear did he take this morning?
Although they all pretended to be ignorant, the owner must be among the three.
Well……
The owner would definitely be very anxious about what his underwear would be used for.
Megumin said the same thing just now.
But in the final analysis, stealing underwear was just the effect of the ring, and I never thought about doing anything about it.
In this way...
All I can do is return the underwear to its original owner, right?
Seriously reflect on the fact that you stole, and then return the item to the other party sincerely like a gentleman!
Yes, just do it!
Return the lost property intact and prove that you are a gentleman!
I don't have such dirty thoughts as wanting to see the other person being shy in front of his underwear.
"Mr. Xiaolin, you look so wretched, I don't know what you are thinking about?"
"W-You haven't thought of anything, right?!"
Ignoring Aqua's strange look, Kobayashi stiffened his body but quickened his pace as he walked towards the mansion.
Next, we must seriously think about future countermeasures.
but--
Why is Wiz here too?
Wiz whispered in fear, "S-Sorry... I was called here by Lady Aqua."
"Aqua?"
"Because I think it's the safest way."
The answer from the stupid goddess is puzzling.
However, she said seriously: "As the saying goes, the larger the base number, the lower the probability of having your underwear stolen. So, not only Wiz, I will also bring back Liu Zi later."
"Well... to be honest, it is true."
"It seems inappropriate for Xiaolin to act like he agrees with it."
"But what you said is true. The probability of underwear being stolen has been reduced from one in four to one in six."
"Even if it is, please don't take it for granted."
Huihui sighed slightly.
She was speechless at Xiaolin's train of thought.
"Or are you excited about stealing Wiz and Ryuzu's underwear? You really let yourself go."
"You are a person who only seeks to benefit yourself at the expense of others, and you still have the nerve to criticize others?!"
Xiaolin cursed at the Exploding Loli.
Yunyun timidly raised her hand and whispered, "Um, um... Huihui, can I ask you something?"
"what happened?"
"Could it be that the underwear..."
"What's wrong? Youyou, you are my friend, so you will definitely help me, right? Yeah, I knew Youyou would say that."
Huihui looked at Youyou with bloodshot eyes.
In order to prevent Youyou from escaping, this guy actually used such words to threaten the other party.
How shameless.
When Youyou heard the key word "friend", she immediately nodded in agreement.
"But it's really heartbreaking to talk about it. Xiaolin, who changed his job and became a pervert, suffers from the disease of stealing underwear every night."
"Wait a minute, why do you have to deliberately use such a rhetoric that could easily be misunderstood?"
Stop her from continuing to slander herself.
The little loli just snorted in dissatisfaction.
Xiao Lin sighed slightly and said, "Really, I don't want to become like this myself."
"Then you should quickly find Vanir and take off the ring."
“So money is the key issue!”
Darkness also had no idea what the problem was.
Aqua said in disgust: "I've had enough, you might as well go and borrow money. Please lend me money, these four words are very simple."
He even had the nerve to instigate others to borrow money. This guy is really a hopeless waste goddess.
Besides, if you really want to talk about it, isn't most of the debt due to her?
"Okay, Aqua, lend me some money then."
"I won't lend it."
Aqua refused decisively.
This guy……!
Kobayashi clenched his fists in dissatisfaction. Since this guy doesn't want to lend it, what's the point of talking?
"Why are you angry? I mean no harm to you. That is the property of the team. You are not allowed to use it privately just because of someone else. Isn't that the rule you set in the first place, Xiaolin?"
Aqua took a step back in fear.
What she said made so much sense that I was speechless.
This was indeed the rule that Kobayashi had set in order to prevent the stupid goddess from spending money indiscriminately. He didn't expect that it would backfire on him!
No, no.
Now is not the time to be dwelling on that kind of thing. If I continue like this, I will be treated as a criminal. And Aqua and the others certainly don't like having their underwear stolen, so if I can scare them a little, they will definitely agree to use the team's funds to take off their rings!
As for the issue of money, with Xiaolin's strength, isn't a mere 30 million a piece of cake?
That's right!
Just do it!
"Excuse me, can you listen to me for a moment?"
Wiz raised his hand.
Xiaolin nodded, indicating that if she had anything to say, she could just speak up.
"Just now, Mr. Banier went on a business trip to purchase goods."
"……What did you say?"
"So even if the money is ready, I can't take off the ring immediately..."
"That bastard devil! I'm possessed by a pervert, can't he be more careful? Damn it, I'm so pissed off!"
Xiaolin clenched his fists.
If he wasn't here right now, Xiao Lin would really run to the magic tool shop and give him a good punch.
"That's why Vanir went out, right?"
"Eh……?"
Huihui’s words made him slightly stunned.
Darkness thought thoughtfully, “I see. He wanted to use Xiaolin’s pain as a source of happiness, so he disappeared on purpose.”
"That vile devil!"
"Please, please wait a moment. Mr. Vanir may be a devil, but he is not that evil."
Wiz is still speaking well of Vanir.
But after all the past events, Vanir no longer had any extra points with him.
"So, do you know where he went?"
"totally no idea."
"What's the contact information?"
"This one……"
"When will you be back?"
"Well……"
The more Kobayashi asked, the more silent Wiz became. Finally, she had no idea how to answer and could only lower her head and play with her white jade fingers.
"So he disappeared on purpose, didn't he?"
“How could it be——”
Wiz wailed.
She never expected that Vanir would betray her trust even though she was clearly speaking well of him.
Aqua was also unhappy.
"I say, wouldn't it be easier to just chop off your fingers?"
"Yes, it's all over."
Huihui also agreed.
These two girls are really brave enough to say that...
But if I continue like this, I might really get my fingers cut off.
Xiaolin scratched his head in pain.
We have to find a way to change the direction of the topic.
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"It seems like someone is coming."
"Come here, come here, who are you?"
Huihui walked quickly to open the door.
When the door was opened, a thief with a happy smile on his face walked in with Huihui.
"Hi hi hi~"
"Chris?"
"It's really rare for you to come visit me on your own initiative. What's the matter?"
Darkness was somewhat curious about her arrival.
"No la--"
Chris scratched the shallow scar on his cheek with a smile and said, "I just heard that something interesting happened with you, Darkness, so I came to see."
"As expected of a thief, you are well-informed."
"No, no, it's not as great as you say."
"I'm not praising you."
Xiaolin rolled his eyes.
This guy really has no memory. He was clearly involved in a scandal of being framed by nobles some time ago, which resulted in his rank being downgraded to one level. Now he comes running over here happily when he hears there is fun to be had.
Even though she is a goddess, she doesn't take herself seriously enough.
Chris looked around and said, "So, what's the fun? I might as well take part in it."
"It might be interesting for bystanders to watch, but we don't think it's fun to have to deal with such a mess." Aqua said unhappily.
"What's going on?"
"We have a panty thief among us."
Huihui said this, but her eyes were always on Xiaolin.
Chris covered her mouth and looked at Xiaolin with surprise. She seemed to have not expected Xiaolin to become like this.
"Nene, panty thief!?"
"I told you not to use that kind of rhetoric."
Xiaolin felt aggrieved.
Chris raised his eyebrows, realizing that there seemed to be something else going on.
Darkness also spoke up: "Although it was because of the ring, it is also true that you stole the underwear."
"You did it!"
"…That's true, but you don't have to be like this. There's a reason for it."
Xiaolin told him about the ring.
By the way, just to escape the stigma of being an underwear thief, he put all the blame on Aqua.
No, it was her fault that she insisted on me wearing the ring!
"By the way, Chris, since you're a thief, you must know how to remove this ring - this strange magic item, right? This ring can't be taken off at all!"
Xiaolin seeks help.
Chris' true identity is the goddess Eris, so she should know what to do with the ring.
however--
"How would I know?" Chris spread his hands, shook his head and said helplessly, "I have never even heard of such a malicious magic item."
No way.
Is there nothing Chris can do?
Xiaolin felt overwhelmed.
"I say, if it's this kind of shit, then I'm leaving."
"That's it?!"
I always feel that Chris doesn't value me.
Darkness grabbed her arm and pleaded, "Wait, Chris, don't say that. Can you help Xiaolin?"
“Darkness…”
"As a thief, you may be able to obtain information that is difficult for us to know. Please help me."
It was a bit difficult for her to refuse a friend request.
Plus, Aqua stopped her and said as a matter of course: "Of course the more bases the better."
"Base number?"
"Waaaaaah! Aqua, stop talking!"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
Xiaolin covered her mouth.
Aqua must have thought that if she could add a few more people, she could prevent more people from having their underwear stolen. But for Chris, who was at risk of having his underwear stolen, he must have been reluctant.
"Children, don't interrupt when adults are talking! We are talking about the most important part!"
"Then you don't have to be so mean to me."
Xiaolin threatened the stupid goddess.
"Alright, alright, Lady Aqua."
Wiz comforted the stupid goddess.
Xiaolin also looked at Chris and said, "Please, just help me."
"But……"
"If you're worried about having your underwear stolen, don't worry. The ring's effect only activates on full moon nights. It was activated yesterday, and the next time will be in a month, so please help me solve the problem before then. And if you can't solve it successfully, it's okay, I still have Liu Zi to accompany me. With her, I will never attack you."
"Well... since you said so..."
"You agreed?"
"Within the scope of my ability."
Chris agreed reluctantly.
Xiaolin feels more at ease with her around. Even though she's a little unreliable, she's much more reliable than these stupid problem children. Maybe he really has to rely on her this time.
Seeing Xiaolin so happy, Chris poured cold water on him.
"But even if you want me to collect information, I have never even heard of such a strange magic item, so don't expect too much. So, you have to work hard yourself."
"Of course I know."
Xiao Lin nodded seriously, and then thought: "Well, maybe Vanir will be back within a month. We just need to find a way to solve the money problem."
"It's easy for you to say that, but we haven't even started yet."
Aqua poured cold water on him without paying attention to the atmosphere.
"Okay, in that case, let's use the team's assets."
“Waaaaaah! No, absolutely not! I won’t agree to this!”
She screamed and shrieked.
Xiao Lin curled his lips. This guy is so annoying.
However, through the conversation with Chris just now, the atmosphere has finally changed in the direction of trying to resolve it before the next full moon.
In this way, the finger was saved temporarily.
I can think about the ring issue later. Next, it’s time to move on to another issue.
He looked at his right hand.
——The question is who the owner of this pair of underwear is.
When Youyou saw this, she immediately yelled shyly, "Mr. Xiaolin, what are you doing?"
"……what?"
"Wow, Xiaolin, why are you holding on to a pair of underwear so fondly? To be honest, it's disgusting."
Aqua took a step back in disgust.
Not good.
Not only the stupid goddess and Yunyun, but even Darkness, Megumin, Chris, and Wiz looked at him with something strange in their eyes.
"No, no, it's not what you think!" Xiao Lin held up the underwear and shouted, "I'm just identifying the owner!"
"There's no name written on it. Even if you stare at the underwear like this, you can't tell who lost it." Aqua said this, but suddenly her face changed and she said, "Could it be that... Xiaolin, you secretly went through our room and checked the color and shape of the underwear?!"
“Tsk, you’ve ruined the dignity of a man!” Darkness righteously reprimanded him, but turned around with a blushing face and said, “However, as a companion, I have the obligation to accept such interests… Come on, just look at my shameful underwear and then expose them!”
…It’s better to ignore this perverted female knight.
(End of this chapter)